Speaking on abhorrent gnome Mark Levin’s show Tuesday night, convicted felon President Trump proclaimed Israeli dictator is “a war hero, I guess I am too. Nobody cares. But I am too. I mean, I sent those planes,” in reference to June’s US airstrikes on Iran’s subterranean nuclear facilities in a failed bid to completely end Tehran’s nuclear program, Politico EU reports on the sucker loser’s words.

Politico EU then notes that Netanyahu is being sought for arrest on an International Criminal Court warrant for his genocidal campaign against the people of Gaza and that “Trump has never fought in an actual war, nor served in the military. He received five deferments from the Vietnam War draft, including a medical exemption after a diagnosis of bone spurs in his heels when he was 22.”

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Wishing to maintain his ties with neckbearded Vice President JD Vance, drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk has told associates he’s pulling the plug on his plans to launch a third party to siphon votes away from the GOP, the Wall Street Journal reports on what was already kind of obvious given how there had been almost no mention of the nascent effort from the serial impregnator in months.

This week’s Economist/YouGov survey‘s question of “Do you think that Israel is committing genocide against Palestinian civilians?” finds 43 percent of overall respondents saying yes, to 29 percent no and 28 percent not sure… Which is probably far closer to 71 percent yes. Among Trump 2024 voters it’s 18 percent yes and 27 percent not sure to 55 percent no. Seems that’s pretty low for MAGA.

Another 14 percent of the fat fuck’s voters said he’s “too supportive of Israel” and another 16 percent said “not sure,” so there’s another not great sign for the Netanyahu regime.

Elsewhere in the survey a too-early generic congressional ballot question finds Dems leading Republicans 41 to 33 percent, but what’s more interesting/tantalizing is, again, the Trump 2024 voters’ responses: There’s only a small crossover offset where 5 percent of Trump 2024 voters who say they plan to vote Dem vs 2 percent of Harris 2024 voters. However 14 percent of Trump voters said they don’t know, more than twice the 6 percent of Harris 2024 voters. Plenty will come home as always over the next 15 months, yet that the GOP’s in a hole already is worth noting.

Check out Brian Beutler’s Substack for a very interesting and much better written version of Spartan’s obsession with the prevalence of “not sure” in Trump voters responses to tricky questions.

“I imagine you were mortified to read – online and publicly – your recent letter to US Attorney General Pam Bondi (April 24, 2025). On page 4, you make admissions about your client Letitia James’ conduct that are stunning to me. I am Special Attorney investigating many matters including the criminal referral to which you refer in the Bondi letter. I believe that your admission regarding Letitita [sic] James’ conduct indicates that she is serious about addressing the problems presented in the referral. After all, her approval of your letter includes the admission although she likely did not expect it to be published. At this time, Letitia James would best serve the ‘good of the state and nation’ by resigning from office to address the issues in the referral. Her resignation from office would give the people of New York and America more peace than proceeding. I would take this as an act of good faith,” wrote Trump enforcer Ed Martin to New York Attorney General Letitia James’s lawyer Abbe Lowell last week, and Christ, what a friggin worm, basically telling her he’ll back off this fake investigation into her mortgage if she just resigns from office “as an act of good faith.”

In response Lowell told him basically to fuck off, writing “Just four days into your role, no search for facts or questions of law; instead, you twice called for Ms James to resign. DOJ has firm policies against using investigations and against using prosecutorial power for achieving political ends. This is ever more the case when that demand is made to seek political revenge against a public official in the opposite party of the Administration. Let me be clear: that will not happen here.”

“Museums throughout Washington, but all over the Country are, essentially, the last remaining segment of ‘WOKE.’ The Smithsonian is OUT OF CONTROL, where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was, how unaccomplished the downtrodden have been.”

“Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future. We are not going to allow this to happen, and I have instructed my attorneys to go through the Museums, and start the exact same process that has been done with Colleges and Universities where tremendous progress has been made. This Country cannot be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. We have the ‘HOTTEST’ Country in the World, and we want people to talk about it, including in our Museums” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, who evidently wants American museums to have exhibits about the future and also to be less woke and/or biased against slavery.

Leesville, Louisiana child rapist Thomas Allen McCartney, 37, who was already a sex offended before he pleaded guilty Tuesday to the 2023 attempted first-degree rape of a child under 13, also agreed to be both chemically and physically castrated on top of 40 years in prison, Fox 8 reports.

When McCartney was arrested in 2023, prosecutors said he had been caught sexually abusing a 7 year-old girl. He was already a Tier 3 sex offender in Louisiana after a 2011 attempted aggravated rape conviction. That was after he was arrested on one count of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile in 2006 and on two counts of aggravated rape of a 12 year-old in 2010. It’s not clear why he wasn’t castrated after the second one, or maybe it is because McCartney is white.

Classes were canceled in every public school in Michigan City, Indiana on Tuesday after some asshole or assholes stole the catalytic converter out of every single one of the district’s school buses overnight, leaving the bright yellow behemoths unable to start, WNDU reports.

“We know this sudden change is disruptive, and we appreciate your patience and support as we work through this unexpected situation,” the district wrote on Facebook as the fifth day of the school year was canceled. Seems a little too early to have been some kid trying to avoid a math test.

Famously outspoken sports commentator Stephen A Smith has launched a new company, Straight Shooter Media, Variety reports but Mediaite will in a few minutes pick up given its importance.

“We are looking at this shifting landscape,” Smith’s partner and Entertainment Tonight co-host Kevin Frazier, told Variety in a joint interview with Smith. “We are going to raise a few eyebrows.”

“People are going to say, ‘They are not messing around,'” Fraizer continued in quotes that will be lifted verbatim for Mediaite’s coverage of the launch, which will probably go live on the site any minute as to capitalize on audience interest in unchallenged assertions of eyebrow-raising and non-messing-around from the pair of straight shooters. Mediaite will simply tell you like it is.

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— KidRock (@KidRock) August 19, 2025

I HATE KID ROCK !!! — GCN

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) August 19, 2025

Warning that there’s a “version of a populist, anti-establishment, MAGA-like makeover” in the Democratic Party, Axios wants you to “Be Smart” and stay tuned for this movement to completely transform the party into something completely unrecognizable from the current mainstream media-focused and Christ that article was so lame.

Since people who are not aware that there’s a Category 3 hurricane currently churning out in the Atlantic might also observe 15 ft high swells crashing into beaches and think “Well that looks a little rougher than usual but whatever, it’s hot” officials in the southern New Jersey city of Wildwood on Monday declared a total swimming ban in effect through the rest of the week, WNBC reports.

“Through the remainder of this week, the Wildwood Beach Patrol advises that beachgoers do not enter the water for the safety of themselves and first responders,” said Wildwood Beach Patrol Captain Ed Schneider. It’s not clear whether Schneider is more of a Baywatch or Pacific Blue guy when it comes to classic basic cable beach procedurals – guess that really depends on whether he’s a lifeguard or a boardwalk bike patrol officer – but either way he’s obviously beyond sick and tired of these dumbass inlanders thinking they don’t need to respect the ocean on a good day.

After telling the “journalists” on the couch Tuesday morning that Ukraine should have never started the war with Russia and ruling out NATO membership for Kyiv, convicted felon President Trump told the three jackasses he wants “to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I’m not doing well. I hear I’m really at the bottom of the totem pole” in terms of judgment in front of God.

Later the hosts ended the call with the president when he tried to bring up the sexual relationship or engagement or whatever between Ainsley Earhardt and primetime propagandist Sean Hannity.

A new survey of Texas GOP primary voters by Texas Southern University’s Barbara Jordan Public Policy Research and Survey Center finds Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton leading “RINO” incumbent Senator John Cornhole Cornyn 44 to 39 percent in a head-to-head in the 2026 primary and 35 to 30 percent with Congressman Wesley Hunt at 22 percent in a hypothetical three-way, an improvement for Cornyn over the May finding from TSU of Paxton leading 43 to 34 percent.

So the race is tightening but Emerson was still kind of full of shit with their Cornyn 30 – Pax 29 poll.

Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro on Monday activated 4.5 million militia members that may or may not actually exist in response to convicted felon President Trump’s regime doubling the bounty on his head to $50 million as well as the US Navy’s deployment to Latin America, CBS News reports.

Elise Stefanik got booed so loud in her district you couldn’t even hear her speak.

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— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) August 19, 2025

Harvard astrophysicist Avi Loeb – a guy who knows his shit and is a leading voice when it comes to more conventional astronomical science but also gets angry glares from the rest of his field with his not-so-conventional theories regarding the potential presence of extraterrestrial intelligences in our solar system – is rocking the spaceboat again by asserting that 3I/Atlas, an extrasolar comet currently making its way toward the sun at high speeds, is emitting its own light, Futurism reports.

The unusual observation, captured by NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope, shows the object sporting a bright coma but conspicuously lacking the typical long tail that should accompany it. Loeb suggests this extraordinary light pattern could be an indication that 3I/Atlas’s nucleus is generating its own illumination – either through radioactive decay from some heretofore unobserved type of supernova debris, which he considers unlikely, or well you already figured out he’s going with this.

There’s no question that 3I/Atlas is truly sui generis as it’s only the third confirmed extrasolar object to have entered our system. The two before it, Oumuamua – which Loeb also argued might’ve been artificial – showed no cometary activity whatsoever while Borisov behaved like an ordinary, locally formed comet. This new one is acting like just half a comet. And kind of the wrong half.

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey on Monday for some reason decided to leave his powerful elected position from which he launched some really simpy MAGA lawsuits and took a possibly completely made-up job as co-Deputy Director of the FBI, a position he’ll share with former podcaster Dan Bongino, Fox News reports on what’d be a self-demotion even if/when Bongino quits.

Bailey’s two predecessors in a row are now the Gateway State’s senior and junior United States Senators and instead of running for governor or waiting for Pam Bondi to quit this needy cumsock instead will take a hired position to work under K$H. God these people are freaking pathetic.