Florida man arrested for allegedly driving lawn mower drunk down busy highway https://t.co/615ZjgSnXf pic.twitter.com/jVZrRRYOzs

— New York Post (@nypost) July 22, 2025

Like so fucking what he was drunk and on a ride-on mower on a public highway? Where’s the fireworks, the guns, the panthers and alligators on leashes? The stolen sex dolls, bath salts, the homemade flamethrower? This just isn’t doing it, New York Post. Up your Florida game.

“The ‘Dog Days of Summer’ are in full swing for most of the eastern two-thirds of the country as a strengthening heat dome over the Mississippi and Ohio Valleys gradually builds over the eastern US by the second half of the week. Temperatures soaring into the upper 90s will be high enough to set some localized daily records in the Southeast for late July. In addition, overnight/morning low temperatures dropping only into the mid to upper 70s will break a greater number of warm minimum temperature records. Heat indices from the Central Plains to the Southeast will range between 100-110F each day with localized readings potentially reaching 115F. HeatRisk depicts Major to locally Extreme levels across the Deep South and Lower Mississippi Valley today, with the Major levels footprint growing in size across the Midwest through Wednesday. Extreme Heat Warnings are in place for parts of the Central Plains and lower to mid-Mississippi Valley together with Extreme Heat Watches across the Midwest, including the majority of the Chicagoland area. Meanwhile, Heat Advisories encompass much of the Deep South and northern Florida. WPC continues to carry Key Messages for this ongoing heat wave” says an update from the National Weather Service.

“Obama himself manufactured the Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX. Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, and numerous others participated in this, THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY! Irrefutable EVIDENCE. A major threat to our Country!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

Set aside why he’s not actually doing anything to Obama, Hillary, or Biden for the “Russia, Russia, Russia CRIME OF THE CENTURY” and ponder whether if that was so bad, then wouldn’t framing a shit ton of people for being the clients of a sex trafficking ring be like considerably worse? Like Trump literally said that Obama and the other Dems – and some non-Dems like James Comey and John Brennan – made it up, so the Epstein “hoax” must be the CRIME OF THE MILLENNIUM, right?

Carolyn Feinstein, wife of ICEBlock app developer Josh Aaron, tells the Daily Beast she’s been canned from her job as a forensic accountant for the Justice Department’s Office of the US Trustee as obvious “retribution” for the app her husband created to help undocumented migrants evade the Trump Regime’s violent, masked stormtroopers raids on immigrant communities nationwide.

“This was retribution. I was fired because of the actions, or activism, of my husband,” Feinstein told the Beast. “It is insulting to me because I dedicated myself and my career to serving the people of the United States, and now the DOJ is claiming I was attempting to harm some of them. And that’s not true,” Feinstein continued, adding that she actually told her superiors that her husband had created to app as she was concerned about death threats from MAGA terrorists. “Since we live in the same house, I thought it was pertinent to contact my employer, the DOJ, to notify them of death threats that were coming in and just in case I needed to be out of the office, so they’d be prepared.”

“They asked me about my relationship to the ICEBlock App,” Feinstein said. “And I informed them in so many words that I really didn’t have any relationship or involvement in the app, I was married to the creator.” And that had been the end of it until Laura Loomer tracked her down and posted about it last Wednesday, leading to a Tom Homan bit on Newsmax and, pretty quickly, a pink slip.

“Crime in American Cities started to significantly rise when they went to CASHLESS BAIL. The WORST criminals are flooding our streets and endangering even our great law enforcement officers.”

“It is a complete disaster, and must be ended, IMMEDIATELY!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. Kind of beta and Low-T to be just complaining rather than doing something.

Convicted felon President Trump’s batshit stupid lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal has been assigned to Obama-appointee Judge Darrin Gayles, AllRise’s Adam Klasfeld reports.

Spartan is unfortunately experiencing medical issues requiring urgent care that will make it impossible to continue the usual Sunday production schedule. These issues are not life threatening or particularly grave but urgent nonetheless because it’s a really fucking painful and obnoxious esophageal blockage preventing the consumption of food and water necessary to function.

Last month after convicted felon President Trump ordered US Air Force bombers to strike Iran’s nuclear facilities it was pretty obvious what was going to happen to him politically, domestically after the dust clear and the limited scope of the attack became clear: His fanboys on the Israel-skeptic (using that generously, because a lot of them don’t deserve such generosity) and/or anti-“Neocon” cohorts would more or less get over it and move on to their next bullshit news cycle.

He always finds some way out when his cultists grumble, no small thanks to the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex which always finds a way to make him right and his cause just in the end. Tariffs aren’t a tax on Americans, they’re a means of combatting fentanyl, reshoring American jobs, punishing Brazil for being woke and using their justice system to bring accountability to Jair Bolsonaro, bringing fairness to international trade, rebalancing relationships with trading partners, protecting domestic penguin shit markets from foreign penguin shit producers, and getting Canada to self-annex as the 51st state, depending on what day of the week it is. We’re only deporting criminals, not family-oriented undocumented immigrants, but every undocumented immigrant is illegal so we need to deport them although the farm industry needs the labor but that would be amnesty so we’re just going to deport them until somebody changes his mind again. Elon Musk should be denaturalized, deported, and stripped of all his federal contracts but hey Grok is super cool so let’s sign a new one for $200 million so Defense Department personnel can learn interesting new insights about how Hitler kind of had a point when you really think about it.

It’s not so much that these outcomes were predictable so much as they weren’t terribly surprising.

“I have asked the Justice Department to release all Grand Jury testimony with respect to Jeffrey Epstein, subject only to Court Approval. With that being said, and even if the Court gave its full and unwavering approval, nothing will be good enough for the troublemakers and radical left lunatics making the request. It will always be more, more, more. MAGA!” posted Jeffrey Epstein’s close friend on Saturday, realizing that he created these expectations and is stuck in a trap of his own making.

The fat bastard then lied about a different matter. “All three nuclear sites in Iran were completely destroyed and/or OBLITERATED. It would take years to bring them back into service and, if Iran wanted to do so, they would be much better off starting anew, in three different locations, prior to those sites being obliterated, should they decide to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Trump wrote, evidently keen on giving the Iranians unsolicited strategic advice.

An unidentified 61 year-old Long Island man got an important lesson in how magnets work when he ignored what were no doubt multiple the warning signs on the walls of a Westbury medical practice walked into a room with an MRI machine actively performing a scan while wearing a chain around his neck on Wednesday, but sadly will be unable to apply such knowledge gained in future experiments with the incredible force of nature as he died of his injuries the next day, ABC 7 reports.

“If this was a chain that was wrapped around the neck, I could imagine any kind of strangulation injuries that could happen, asphyxiation, cervical spine injuries if the patient was slams against the MRI, you know, any kind of blunt force trauma that we can think about could happen,” said Dr Payal Sud, emergency room physician at nearby North Shore University Hospital, providing expert comment for the article. Worth noting that Dr Sud’s area of expertise is in apparently in traumatic injuries rather than MRI machine examination procedures. Almost like that was more pertinent here.

If there is one single film that more than Predator, Aliens, any of the Star Wars, Marvel, or DC Comics superhero movies responsible for the ethos, the very being of National Zero, this might be it. The Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John of this time from this site is just so dumb and essential all the same…

Will come back to this… Thousands of words… “Sam, I will find you…” lol…

“BREAKING NEWS: We have just filed a POWERHOUSE Lawsuit against everyone involved in publishing the false, malicious, defamatory, FAKE NEWS ‘article’ in the useless ‘rag’ that is, The Wall Street Journal. This historic legal action is being brought against the so-called authors of this defamation, the now fully disgraced WSJ, as well as its corporate owners and affiliates, with Rupert Murdoch and Robert Thomson (whatever his role is!) at the top of the list. We have proudly held to account ABC and George Slopadopoulos, CBS and 60 Minutes, The Fake Pulitzer Prizes, and many others who deal in, and push, disgusting LIES, and even FRAUD, to the American People.”

“This lawsuit is filed not only on behalf of your favorite President, ME, but also in order to continue standing up for ALL Americans who will no longer tolerate the abusive wrongdoings of the Fake News Media. I hope Rupert and his ‘friends’ are looking forward to the many hours of depositions and testimonies they will have to provide in this case. Thank you for your attention to this matter. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday.

Convicted felon President Trump on Friday officially filed a lawsuit against Dow Jones Inc and News Corporation in a Florida federal court, per a filing notice obtained by CBS’s Scott MacFarlane.

Senate Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Dick Durbin on Friday wrote a letter to Pam Bondi alerting her that he found out that in late February – after telling Fox News the Epstein client list is on her desk, she “pressured the FBI to put approximately 1,000 personnel in its Information Management Division (IMD), including the Record/Information Dissemination Section (RIDS), which handles all requests submitted by the public under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and Privacy Act, on 24-hour shifts to review approximately 100,000 Epstein-related records in order to produce more documents that could then be released on an arbitrarily short deadline.”

“This effort, which reportedly took place from March 14 through the end of March, was haphazardly supplemented by hundreds of FBI New York Field Office personnel, many of whom lacked the expertise to identify statutorily-protected information regarding child victims and child witnesses or properly handle FOIA requests. My office was told that these personnel were instructed to ‘flag’ any records in which President Trump was mentioned. Notably, in 2002, Mr Trump said of Mr Epstein, ‘I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy, He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.’ Just yesterday, it was reported that the Department previously reviewed a ‘leather-bound album’ comprised of dozens of letters from Mr Epstein’s friends in celebration of his 50th birthday in 2003. The letters were collected by Mr Epstein’s partner Ghislaine Maxwell and included one from President Trump that allegedly ‘contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker… and the future president’s signature is a squiggly ‘Donald’ below her waist,'” Durbin continued, emphasis added on the cover-up he alludes to.

A registered Republican Florida man faces multiple drug possession charges – one of them from the bag of meth found shoved up his ass after he was booked – and felony motor vehicle theft charges after he nearly plowed head-on into a Sumter County Sheriff’s deputy with a stolen motorcycle in the bed of his pickup truck at about 12:30 AM on Wednesday, Villages-News reports.

Kai Huff, 36, of Inverness pulled over after the near-miss and was immediately found to have a burnt piece of aluminum foil and a small silver spoon sitting in the cab of his truck. The cop also noticed a smell of marijuana and baggies that later tested positive for fentanyl. The VIN on the motorcycle in the bed of his pickup tested positive for having been stolen from a residential parking lot in the Villages. Huff’s “anal cavity” tested positive for a bad of meth when he was searched at the jail.

And, as promised in the headline, a search for Huff at VoterRecords.com tested positive for MAGA.

Whoa, what a curveball Speaker Jesus Dork threw right there. Next he’s gonna lie about Trump’s approval ratings… And yeah he did lie about Trump’s approval ratings in the second half of the clip.

Brazilian federal police on Friday raided the home and political office of disgraced former President Jair Bolsonaro, seizing cash and documents, Reuters reports, adding that the raid was quickly followed by a judge ordering Jair to wear an electronic ankle monitor, stop using social media, and to cease communications with his son Eduardo, who’s in DC lobbying convicted felon President Trump’s regime to help his dad escape consequences for his 2022 coup attempt and other crimes.

News of the raids comes less than a day after the fat fuck wrote a letter to Bolsonaro saying “I have seen the terrible treatment you are receiving at the hands of an unjust system turned against you.”

“This trial should end immediately! I am not surprised to see you leading in the polls [Again, Bolsonaro is barred from running for office until 2030]; you were a highly respected and strong leader who served your country well. I share your commitment to listening to the voice of the people and I am very concerned about the attacks on free speech both in Brazil and in the United States coming out of the current government. I have strongly voiced my disapproval both publicly and through our Tariff policy. It is my sincere hope that the Government of Brazil changes course, stops attacking political opponents, and ends their ridiculous censorship regime. I will be watching closely,” Trump continued in the letter, alluding to the 50 percent tariffs imposed simply due to Bolsonaro’s legal issues, something that a shit ton of analysts have concluded will more likely hurt rather than help his party, similarly to how Trump fucked Canadian Tories in the spring elections.

“If there was a ‘smoking gun’ on Epstein, why didn’t the Dems, who controlled the ‘files’ for four years, and had Garland and Comey in charge, use it? BECAUSE THEY HAD NOTHING!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, falling into the same circular trap as his fans.

Because, to self-plagiarize once again, say Merrick Garland held a press conference in June 2023 and stood there at the podium with poster-sized copies of the pics of Trump with the faces and breasts of topless underage girls blurred out, holding up a stack of papers saying “These are the files from the FBI’s multiple investigations into Jeffrey Epstein and we have strong evidence that former President Trump was the victim of a blackmail scheme in which he engaged in sexual relations with underage female sex trafficking victims.” Does anyone think Trump fans would have saw that and said “Oh my God. I didn’t want it to be true, but here it is RIGHT in front of me. There’s no way those pics were photoshopped or generated by AI. All this testimony and these financial documents are ironclad. I’m so ashamed I ever supported that fucking monster”?

In no fucking universe would that have happened. The Biden DOJ literally found goddamned classified documents Trump had stolen from the White House in Mar-a-Lago and he and his fans said it was fake or they were planted, so how do you think any Epstein reveals would’ve gone? That Trump is already saying anything about him and Epstein his own government has is fake and was made up by Obama, Hillary, Comey, etc makes this even more unnecessary to type.