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Paxton 57 – Cornhole 38: Pro-Pax PAC poll of Texas GOP voters

A new survey of Texas GOP voters by Pulse Decision Science finds corrupt, Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton leading incumbent “RINO” Senator John Cornhole Cornyn by 57 to 38 percent in next March’s primary election for Cornyn’s seat. While this poll was sponsored by a pro-Paxton Super PAC the numbers are pretty goddamned consistent with the Paxton 56 – Cornyn 38 that the establishment McConnell-Thune PAC Senate Leadership Funds’s pollster found last month.

Like that first poll, the still-unlaunched campaign from two-term MAGA Congressman Wesley Hunt would not meaningfully change the state of the race – other than make it more likely for Paxton and Cornyn to have to piss away a shit ton more of their money on a runoff – as the test with Hunt added puts him in third at 13 percent to Pax’s 49 percent and Cornyn’s 32 percent. Worse yet, Picasso-face gets higher name ID numbers than Cornhole among respondents at 94 to 89 percent and higher net favorability where Paxton’s at 52 percent to Cornyn’s 23 percent. Paging Dr Feelgood, lol.

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Senescent asshole claims “rumor is” NYT, CNN firing reporters

Apparently testing “Rumor is that” to serve as a replacement for “People are saying” convicted felon President Trump on Thursday posted “Rumor is that the Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN will be firing the reporters who made up the FAKE stories on the Iran Nuclear sites because they got it so wrong. Lets see what happens?” The oddly-placed question mark may be an indication that the president isn’t sure whether if he even believes his own bullshit about this.

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WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants fights “for the Dignity” of US pilots

White nationalist former Fox News host Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was roused of the couch Thursday and given an extra stiff 32oz Bloody Mary so he could stand long enough at the ungodly hour of 8 AM to rage at the press for reporting that the Iranian nuclear program was not actually completely destroyed in the airstrikes convicted felon President Trump ordered last weekend.

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“It appears the train may have also been damaged in the crash”

In a Thursday article headlined “5 killed after train hits vehicle that allegedly attempted to go around crossing gate” ABC News was sure to include the apparently crucial secondary detail “It appears the train may have also been damaged in the crash” prominently in the subhed of the tragic story of a no doubt horrifying collision in Gary, Indiana, sourced from ABC’s metro Chicago affiliate WLS.

Further down the article reiterated the subhed verbatim with “It appears the train may have also been damaged in the crash.” In fairness this is after what those in the news business might call “the human side of the story” specifically that the five people were killed when their vehicle drove around the closed grade crossing gate near Highway 20 and Utah Street in the city. “This is a developing story. Please check back for updates,” the story concludes, emphasis ABC’s, which could be read as urging those whose reaction to the report was “Oh my God, I hope the train isn’t in too bad of shape” to “stay tuned” for the latest on the train’s condition after it plowed into a passenger vehicle.

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Orange Pharaoh aims to undermine Powell with early Fed chair nom

Sources tell the Wall Street Journal that convicted felon President Trump is looking at announcing a pick to replace outgoing Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, whose term expires next May, in September, October, or maybe even earlier than that – well ahead of the traditional January February window – in a bid to undermine Powell’s authority given the fat fuck’s tantrums over interest rates. Rates that would’ve been lowered if not for uncertainty over Trump’s stupid tariffs.

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Ayatollah declares victory

“I offer my congratulations on the victory over the fallacious Zionist regime. With all that commotion and all those claims, the Zionist regime was practically knocked out and crushed under the blows of the Islamic Republic. My congratulations on our dear Iran’s victory over the US regime. The US regime entered the war directly because it felt that if it didn’t, the Zionist regime would be completely destroyed. It entered the war in an effort to save that regime but achieved nothing.”

“The Islamic Republic delivered a heavy slap to the US’s face. It attacked and inflicted damage on the Al-Udeid Air Base, which is one of the key US bases in the region,” wrote Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei in a series of tweets on Thursday, plainly aimed at annoying a certain someone in the White House but not saying anything at all about the current state of their uranium.

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“Republicans should be concerned”

Trump 2020 campaign manager Bill Stepien tells the New York Times that the MAGA party might want to be a little careful about what they wish for in the rise of Zohran Mamdani in New York City.

“Most Republicans this morning were probably high-fiving and backslapping each other over last night’s result. I’d urge Republicans to be a little more nervous about this guy,” said Stepien. “He dresses nicely, he presents well, and he looks like someone who could actually be mayor. Any time someone can make dangerous policies sound reasonable, Republicans should be concerned.”

“He has more value as a turnout mechanism for Democrats than as a boogeyman for Republicans.”

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Zero Steps Forward, Five Years Back

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Same site. Different logo. Same president. Same fucked up political situation. Arguably worse actually. Same grind. It’s that grind that drives me, that pathological obsession with this day-to-day nonsense even if it sucks and is very often so depressing and rage-inducing.

And yeah, this should be longer and less, um, perfunctory but it’s not a time for celebration of the accomplishments of this site. There’s only the work ahead… and also the humble gratitude to readers for their generosity in powering this machine. It still needs your help, maybe even a little extra help given circumstances outside of the news cycle on this end of the keyboard. You make the all work worth it, even the ones of you who don’t donate, even the ones that don’t donate and complain and bitch all the time in the comments. You’re not worth as much as the donors though.

This site will be very, very upbeat and celebratory on a National Zero-mas in the future. Not this one.

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T1 phone now “designed with American values in mind”

The Trump boys have quietly made some changes to the marketing bullshit for the Trump T1 phone, mainly that they dropped the lie that it’s made in the US, replacing it with a vague “Premium Performance. Proudly American” tagline, that it’s “designed with American values in mind” with “American hands behind every device,” The Verge reports on Team Never Back Down backing down.

They also changed some of the specs and the “ships in September” to “later this year,” lol.

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Dr Feelgood considering Senate bid

Drug-abusing far right Texas Congressman Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson is considering a Senate bid amid doubts that Ken Paxton can win a general election, freelancer Juliegrace Brufke reports.

Hmmm… If there’s anyone who could get Trump’s endorsement over Picasso-face – or at least a dual endorsement – then maaaaybe it’s Ronny, but the crazy asshole has won a grand total of three essentially unopposed elections in some rural district while Paxton’s won three statewide generals, two of them while facing indictment for insider trading. Might be kind of a stretch.

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Todd Blanche tells Fox News fans treason charges are on the table

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who go the job by failing to prevent his boss Donald Trump from getting convicted of 34 felonies last year, on Wednesday teased Fox News fans with some QAnon-flavored rage porn by leaving the door open to “treason charges” for the “Deep State” officials who leaked the postmortem assessment of the strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Not for nothing but wouldn’t “Deep State” intel operatives – who are (A) trained in all manner of deception and trickery (B) how to communicate clandestinely and (C) have managed to elude Trump and his “white hats” for four years, five months, and five days now – be not especially challenged by getting away with leaking (probably not actually classified info) to reporters? Like should anyone really bet against them this time? Moreover, you would think that, given past performance where Tusli Gabbard fired those guys who wrote the report saying that Nicholas Maduro’s regime isn’t controlling Tren de Aragua, that Trump and his minions would just fire these analysts who concluded that the damage to Iran’s nuclear program was just a medium setback and that would be it. That these guys haven’t been shitcanned should tell you they’re unfireable and they know it. Which gives them carte blanche (pun intended) to leak and they don’t give a fuck about these empty threats.

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Trump finds out Netanyahu faces “witch hunt”

“BREAKING NEWS… I was shocked to hear that the State of Israel, which has just had one of its Greatest Moments in History, and is strongly led by Bibi Netanyahu, is continuing its ridiculous Witch Hunt against their Great War Time Prime Minister! Bibi and I just went through HELL together,” blah blah blah “I just learned that Bibi has been summoned to Court on Monday for the continuation of this long running, (He has been going through this ‘Horror Show’ since May of 2020 – Unheard of!”

“This is the first time a sitting Israeli Prime Minister has ever been on trial.), politically motivated case, ‘concerning cigars, a Bugs Bunny doll, and numerous other unfair charges’ in order to do him great harm. Such a WITCH HUNT, for a man who has given so much, is unthinkable to me. He deserves much better than this, and so does Israel. Bibi Netanyahu’s trial should be CANCELLED, IMMEDIATELY, or a Pardon given to a Great Hero, who has done so much for the State.”

“Perhaps there is no one that I know who could have worked in better harmony with the President of the United States, ME, than Bibi Netanyahu. It was the United States of America that saved Israel, and now it is going to be the United States of America that saves Bibi Netanyahu. THIS TRAVESTY OF ‘JUSTICE’ CAN NOT BE ALLOWED!” posted President Adderall freak on Wednesday.

Maybe he should get the US Supreme Court to write a ruling on Israeli Prime Ministerial immunity.

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ICE detention centers logging high volumes of 911 calls

Citing an investigation of public records obtained via request, Wired.com found a sharp rise in 911 calls from the 10 largest ICE gulags in the US, over 400 of them since January, among them dozens of pregnancy complications, 50 potential cardiac episodes, 26 likely seizures, 17 reported head injuries, seven suicide attempts, and six episodes of sexual abuse, one of them “staff on detainee.”

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DHS touts arrests of Iranians suspected of paperwork fuckups

A Tuesday propaganda release from Homeland Security touts the arrests of “11 Iranian nationals illegally in the United States over the weekend. ICE also arrested a US citizen who threatened to kill ICE law enforcement while harboring an illegal alien from Iran. The weekend arrests reflect the Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) commitment to keeping known and suspected terrorists out of American communities,” listing them one-by-one and it’s, uh, something else. Some lowlights:

Pictured above and at the top of the list of arrests is “On June 22, ICE Atlanta arrested Ribvar Karimi in Locust, Alabama. Karimi reportedly served as an Iranian Army sniper from 2018 to 2021 and at the time of his arrest, in his possession, he had an Islamic Republic of Iran Army ID card. He entered the US on a K-1 visa, which is reserved for aliens engaged to be married to American citizens, in October 2024 under the Biden administration. Karimi never adjusted his status — a legal requirement — and is removable from the US. He’s currently in ICE custody, where he’ll remain pending removal proceedings,” not explaining what the hell “never adjusted his status” is supposed to mean.

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“Solely for the purpose of demeaning PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, the Fake News (Times and CNN) lied”: Orange Manchild

“Secretary of Defense (War!) Pete Hegseth, together with Military Representatives, will be holding a Major News Conference tomorrow morning at 8 AM EST at The Pentagon, in order to fight for the Dignity of our Great American Pilots. These Patriots were very upset! After 36 hours of dangerously flying through Enemy Territory, they landed, they knew the Success was LEGENDARY, and then, two days later, they started reading Fake News by CNN and The Failing New York Times.”

“They felt terribly! Fortunately for them and, as usual, solely for the purpose of demeaning PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, the Fake News (Times and CNN) lied and totally misrepresented the Facts, none of which they had (because it was too soon, there were no Facts out there yet!). The News Conference will prove both interesting and irrefutable. Enjoy!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, still caterwauling about this freaking reporting on the intel leak.

Unclear is why, if the pilots’ feelings were so hurt, that they’re not going up there and speaking to the press about how destructive their bombing was and defending their dignity from these attacks.

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Flaming ship filled with Chinese EVs finally sinks

In an update on that flaming cargo ship in the Pacific, the US Coast Guard this week announced they concluded their “response to a fire onboard the cargo ship Morning Midas, which capsized and sank in international waters approximately 450 miles southwest of Adak on Monday. The Coast Guard received notification that the vessel capsized Monday at 5:35 pm and sank to a depth of approximately 16,400 feet in international waters. The vessel was carrying 3,048 total vehicles, with 70 being fully electric vehicles and 681 being hybrid vehicles. The vessel also reportedly had 350 metric tons of marine gas oil and 1,530 metric tons of very low sulfur fuel oil (VLSFO) onboard.”

“There are no reports of visible signs of pollution at this time.” Okayyyyyy. Continued:

“The Coast Guard is monitoring the situation and remains in close contact with Zodiac Maritime, the manager of the Morning Midas. Two salvage vessels, Garth Foss and Salvage Worker, remain on scene and are conducting continuous assessments of the area with pollution response equipment onboard to respond to any potential signs of pollution. The oil spill response vessel Endeavour is en route from Dutch Harbor and is expected to arrive on scene Thursday. The Endeavour is equipped with additional pollution response equipment including an oil spill containment and recovery system.”

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Fat Hitler continues screaming meltdown

“Natasha Bertrand should be FIRED from CNN! I watched her for three days doing Fake News. She should be IMMEDIATELY reprimanded, and then thrown out ‘like a dog.’ She lied on the Laptop from Hell Story, and now she lied on the Nuclear Sites Story, attempting to destroy our Patriot Pilots by making them look bad when, in fact, they did a GREAT job and hit ‘pay dirt’ – TOTAL OBLITERATION!”

“She should not be allowed to work at Fake News CNN. It’s people like her who destroyed the reputation of a once great Network. Her slant was so obviously negative, besides, she doesn’t have what it takes to be an on camera correspondent, not even close. FIRE NATASHA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, continuing his freakout over the intel report.

If you didn’t know any better you might think that fatass is trying to get Bertrand killed. Since you do know better you know that he definitely would not mind at all if one of his fanboys killed her.

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