When Democrats OPENED up the voter rolls for anyone to sign up, that’s how we got ILLEGALS voting in ELECTIONS.

VOTER FRAUD is a real PROBLEM, and we must tackle it NOW.

Americans deserve to have CONFIDENCE in their elections. pic.twitter.com/Tvj8vfGcEM

— Congressman Randy Fine (@RepFine) February 9, 2026

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is set to make a determination that greenhouse gas emissions no longer are a threat to public health, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin tells the Wall Street Journal, adding that the move ” amounts to the largest act of deregulation in the history of the United States,” and a reversal of the Obama Administration’s 2009 finding that said emissions are, in fact, a threat to public health. It’s not clear if/when a similar determination will be made for arsenic.

The massive, 6 to 12 inch thick ice sheet that presently covers a good 95 percent of Lake Erie just fucking cracked in half on Sunday, rent by fierce northerly winds after apparently getting snagged on the Long Point peninsula in Ontario where the rupture opened and spread down to somewhere in the vicinity of Cleveland, Accuweather reports without any mention of casualties from the split.

That means there probably weren’t any locals driving snowmobiles or ice fishing or just out for a stroll getting some fresh air out on the frozen inland sea who were swallowed up. Probably.

A top political thought leader was able to spare time for an interview on a highly-rated, nationally-broadcast news commentary program on Monday. Speaking jovially with the host, an accomplished woman whose resume includes licensed attorney who previously clerked for a Supreme Court justice and authored no fewer than six books – two of which were New York Times bestsellers, the guest commentator shared his insights into distinct set of affairs of timely interest to the audience.

Sadly the commentator, a traveling bardsman by trade, did not offer any details into the inspiration behind his timeless prose of “Young ladies, young ladies – I like ’em underage, see – Some say that’s statutory – But I say it’s mandatory,” from the poem “Cool Daddy Cool” a quarter century hence.

Sheesh! Talk about embarrassing! New Orleans CBS 4WWL reports a Louisiana National Guard soldier left his fully automatic and loaded AR-15 service weapon, a merciless weapon of war capable of turning a human skull into a jelly-like pulp, leaning next to the sink after answering the call of nature in the restroom of the Lafitte Hotel on the French Quarter’s world-famous Bourbon Street.

Lucky for him he didn’t forget anything that important to preventing another deadly ISIS-inspired lone wolf domestic terrorist attack! Maybe he was distracted – hey you would be too if you unzipped and first thing you notice is some odd colorful spots that weren’t there last night before you visited the bordello! You’d think he’d get a second opinion from a medic before he rushed outside to hire a trumpeter to play “Taps” to honor the memory of the fallen “Pvt Parts”! And how about some sympathy for the fella who stepped into the men’s room and found the rifle sitting there? “Whoa, I just came to lick the floor in my underwear while Sepulchra hocks, spits on me, and whips my back with a frayed electric cord. I’m not paying extra for her to fire that thing a half-inch from my ear!”

Hey folks give it up for the Louisiana National Guard, who say they’re investigating the member and will deal with the matter internally. Maybe they’ll award a Purple Heart for his purple member!

Old Man Trump is agitated and posting nonsense on social media again, writing “As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the USA, and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no US content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.”

“Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just ‘take advantage of America!’ What does the United States of America get – Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won’t even put US spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China – which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don’t think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup,” the gravely ill old man continued in his screed.

Then in the next sentence he already forgot about China and hockey, writing “The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the US Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

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— Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) February 9, 2026

Asked by the Huffington Post if several tweets showing the real, Bad Bunny-headlined Super Bowl halftime show rather than the fake, Kid Rock-headlined TPUSA halftime show, on the screens during convicted felon President Trump’s “Big Game” party would confirm that he indeed watch it, a White House spokesperson “sent us Trump’s Truth Social response to the performance,” rather than deny it like they usually do. A version of the story where Trump watched Kid Rock and the three white people on another screen whilst mostly ignoring Bad Bunny would have been plausible if not actually sort of expected when you think about it. Yet they didn’t even pretend for some reason.

The Minnesota GOP on Monday announced they’re “heartbroken by the tragic loss of Dr Jeff Johnson’s daughter, who was killed in a violent crime Saturday night in St Cloud. There are no words that can adequately express the sorrow we feel for Jeff and his family. The loss of a child is unimaginable, and our thoughts and prayers are with them as they grieve this devastating tragedy.”

“Out of respect for his family and the enormity of this loss, Jeff has suspended his campaign for Governor of Minnesota. We ask all Minnesotans to join us in lifting up the Johnson family during this incredibly painful time. We also extend our gratitude to the first responders and law enforcement officers involved and ask for patience and compassion as the investigation continues,” the party’s Facebook post continued, emphasis added above to the very Fox News-coded phrasing.

It’s accurate. Johnson’s 22 year-old daughter Haley Tobler was indeed the victim of a horrifically violent crime, per WDIO, who report that her husband, 23 year-old Dylan Michael Tobler, was found in their home with apparently self-inflicted stab wounds and is expected to face charges upon release from hospitalization. Terrible tragedy and a depraved act of domestic violence that the Minnesota GOP seemed to want to just kind of sort of hint that it wasn’t definitely not a Somali refugee that did it. Get the fans amped up a little bit before media citing police statements seeps in.

The Bad Bunny Halftime Show Could be Worse for the NFL than Dylan Mulvaney Was for Bud Light. Advertisers Might Ask for Their MONEY BACK if Super Bowl Ratings Don't Hit the Mark: ‘This is Economic Warfare’

Jack Posobiec: “$10 Million dollars just for 30 seconds and you are… pic.twitter.com/uLlfMqtMV6

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 9, 2026

Last month’s March for Life rally – that convicted felon President Trump did not attend because it was too cold and he didn’t care – was a measles superspreader event, WUSA reports because of fucking course the Venn Diagram of anti-MMR-vaxxers and forced birthers is a circle.

“The Hong Kong High Court’s decision to sentence Jimmy Lai to 20 years is an unjust and tragic conclusion to this case. It shows the world that Beijing will go to extraordinary lengths to silence those who advocate fundamental freedoms in Hong Kong, casting aside the international commitments Beijing made in the 1984 Sino-British Joint Declaration. After enduring a trial lasting two years, and detention in prison for more than five, Mr Lai and his family have suffered enough.”

“The United States urges the authorities to grant Mr Lai humanitarian parole,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio – whose department last year revoked the student visa of a Tufts PhD candidate who wrote an editorial critical of Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu and held her in an ICE gulag for six weeks – in a statement Monday after Lai got tossed in one of Xi’s gulags until he’s 98 years old.

They are sending their best. CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports that House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Jamie Raskin, a guy who some might say is smarter than the average Turning Point USA Halftime Show viewer, showed up at Justice Department headquarters in Washington DC on Monday morning to examine unredacted versions of everything the department has on notorious sex trafficker/white collar criminal/likely Mossad and CIA asset/Trump bestie Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s one way to get answers to the many still-lingering questions as MacFarlane also reports Raskin’s counterpart on Oversight, Robert Garcia, says the committee’s scheduled video deposition with Epstein’s main accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell has gone nowhere fast. Per Garcia, Maxwell “said nothing. She answered no questions and provided no information about the men who raped and trafficked women and girls.” Weird how she wouldn’t at least just “exonerate” Trump again. Last time she did that they moved her to Club Fed and gave her unlimited free toilet paper among other perks so you’d think James Comer would dangle some heroin from the DEA’s evidence lockers or something, whatever they can quickly clip and send to Fox News to air in under a minute.

Hell, the control room director probably keeps checking his phone and asking aloud what the fuck is taking Comer’s staff so long to push the footage to their server. If they don’t get it soon they’re going to have to plug the hole with another segment on Riley Gaines complaining about the Olympics she never qualified for because that’s all they’ve got that isn’t “criticism” of Bad Bunny.

“Dutchess County District Attorney Anthony Parisi announces today that Christopher Moynihan, 35, plead guilty in the Town of Clinton Court to Aggravated Harassment in the Second Degree, a Class A Misdemeanor, in violation of Penal Law Section 240.30, subdivision (1), reduced from Making a Terrorist Threat, in violation of Penal Law Section 490.20, subdivision (1), a Class D Felony. This plea is related to a threat communicated to another person regarding United States House Minority Leader, Hakeem Jeffries. The incident occurred on October 17, 2025, in the Town of Clinton. The Defendant admitted that he communicated by telephone a threat to cause harm to another.”

“The case was investigated by the New York State Police and is being prosecuted by Senior Assistant District Attorney Pamela Bloomfield. Judge James Brands presided over the case. The Defendant’s sentencing date is set for April 2, 2026. The agreed upon sentence is 3 years of probation supervision,” says the Dutchess County, New York DA’s office in a press release.

Moynihan, who entered the Senate chamber during the January 6th, 2021 insurrection, was found guilty in August 2022 of obstructing an official proceeding, and pleaded guilty to five misdemeanor charges. He was sentenced in February 2023 to 21 months in prison. Thus, unless there was some extraordinary and extremely unlikely delay in him reporting for his sentence, it’s a near certainty he would not have still been in prison in October 2025 if not for Trump pardoning him in January.

With under a month to go until the March 3rd primary, a new University of Houston survey of Texas voters finds corrupt sociopath state Attorney General Ken “Picasso-face” Paxton leading incumbent “RINO” Senator John Cornhole Cornyn 50 to 41 percent in their now-all-but-certain May 26 runoff after the first round. In that, Pax also leads Cornhole 38 to 31 percent with MAGA Congressman Wesley Hunt in a pretty distant third at 17 percent and another 12 percent of GOP primary voters undecided. Pax’s lead against Hunt in a hypothetical runoff is even bigger at 56 to 33 percent.

On the Dem side Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett leads state Representative James Talarico 47 to 39 percent with 12 percent undecided. In the general election Pax leads Crockett 45 to 43 percent with another 4 percent for some Libertarian scrub and the rest undecided while Pax leads Talarico 46 to 44 percent. The survey also found convicted felon President Trump’s job approval rating at 49 percent to 50 percent disapprove in the Lone Star State. Maybe they shouldn’t have voted for him.

An internal DHS memo obtained by CBS News shows that fewer than 14 percent of nearly 400,000 non-citizens detained and interned in their gulags over the past year have either been charged with or convicted of violent offenses on their criminal records in the US, and just 60 percent of overall offenders have committed any crime besides the civil immigration violation leading to their arrest.

Notice “charged” is there, as in either (A) They’re awaiting trial and ICE is trying to deport them before they can face a jury or (B) They were never actually convicted because they were acquitted, a judge tossed the case, a witness lied, case was diverted, DA dropped the charges, and so on. It could’ve been last week or in friggin 1983. A grandfather from Mexico could’ve done six months for beating the shit out of some guy in a bar that same year and now he’s a “violent offender” who co-owns a 30 acre plant nursery and serves as a Eucharistic minister at his Roman Catholic parish.

Oh and just 0.3 percent of the 392,619 are Tren de Aragua members or affiliates, 1.6 percent connected to any transnational gang. That’s “alleged” too, the scope of such allegations last year encompassed a Venezuelan man who taught autistic kids to swim – and whose tattoo of a ribbon with puzzle pieces in it honoring his younger brother counted as a “gang tag” and condemned him to an El Salvadoran dungeon where he was beaten and tortured for months before being repatriated.

Unpopular: Republicans need to unite and get on better messaging because this branding is fantastic and allows all dems to get behind it. Also – super aesthetic. https://t.co/L7zsVG36zp

— Alexis Wilkins (@AlexisWilkins) February 9, 2026

10000% it just rally’s their base. I almost wish the show had gone far left, cross dress, full anti ice because people are sick of that. This was intended to be more tame to re-attain the middle.

— Alexis Wilkins (@AlexisWilkins) February 9, 2026

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s Epstein shitshow got worse Monday as Comms Director Tim Allan called it quits less than 24 hours after Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney resigned over having recommended Dirty Jeff’s pal Peter Mandelson for the US Ambassadorship, Sky News reports.

Once again, nobody in the government of Epstein’s home country associated with him has actually resigned from a government post since Alex Acosta in 2019. In fact on net more people – Dan Bongino and Marjorie Taylor Greene – have resigned after having agitated for transparency on the scumbag’s crimes than did for having any role either in his sex trafficking schemes or the cover ups.

British nationals with actual business in the US – meaning not tourists or hipsters, actors, musicians, etc but even corporate executives at the c-suite level – are finding themselves rejected over some of the pettiest shit on their criminal records, like smoking weed, bar fights, and DWIs, offenses going back to the 1970s, the Financial Times reports on the fruits of Stephen Miller’s economic genius.

“The most remarkable aspect of this has been that people who had previously been given visas in the past, with the same history, are being refused today,” said Steve Heller, a US immigration lawyer based in the UK. “We are telling clients with existing visas that they should guard them with their lives,” said other lawyer Christi Jackson. “Anybody that has a criminal irregularity – no matter how minor – is unlikely to obtain a visitor visa, in some cases even a work visa, from London right now.”

“The Trump administration is upholding the highest standards of national security and public safety through the visa process,” said the Trump regime State Department in a statement, adding they “will not tolerate foreign visitors violating our laws.” Reminder that Trump pardoned multiple foreign-born criminals including crypto money launderer Changpeng Zhao and also moved French-born convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell from a real prison to a cushy Club Fed for staying quiet.