“If President Trump did anything remotely illegal with Jeffrey Epstein, Chris Wray, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and whoever ran the White House would have known about it and made it a campaign-killing issue last year. But they didn’t. Because it never happened” – Top comment on HotAir.com’s “Reactions to the Musk Trump Feud,” posted Thursday. Also the top comment here in this lengthy compilation because goddamn this one’s an all-time great requiring its own breakdown.

First off, what has been made public from previously sealed court documents about Epstein does in fact put Trump on Epstein’s plane several times, including a trip with Eric Trump on board. Then there’s allegations that Jeff had pics of Trump with topless underage girls (that was a a Michael Wolff story, so who knows), a lawsuit that claimed there was a sex tape of him with an adult woman, and there’s indicators that the fat bastard fought the unsealing in court early last year.

So there’s a lot of smoke – smoke that the fanboys obviously would never have had trouble saying there was a fire if this were anyone else. That guy who drowned at Obama’s mansion on Martha’s Vineyard? Murdered. Seth Rich? Assassinated. Patriot Front? FBI operation. We could be here all day listing them off. But that’s not the main problem with his comment. Also not the problem but still worth noting is that yes, as he points out, the Biden Admin did not dump the Epstein files either.

Responding to an NBC News reporter’s question about what’ll happen if Ketamine Brain starts funding Dem candidates, convicted felon President Trump said “If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” in a Saturday phone interview, but did not elaborate on said consequences.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” Trump said again to the NBC reporter.

Probably actually a good idea for Musk. Not that funding Dem candidates next year would get him back in their good graces. Very few would want to be seen taking his money. But there wouldn’t be zero of them. And then if/when Trump tries to denaturalize and deport Musk turning him into a victim THEN he’ll become sympathetic to Dems and their voters. That’s the only image rehab that’ll work.

“I think it’s a very bad thing, because he’s very disrespectful. You could not disrespect the office of the President,” Trump ranted to the reporter, remembering to add “office.” L’Etat c’est moi.

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon tells the Washington Post that ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk and Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent’s throw-down over DOGE cuts, with Bessent screaming “You’re a fraud!” actually came to physical blows, with Elon ramming his shoulder into Bessent’s chest “like a rugby player,” and Bessent hitting him back. This was in the West Wing.

“President Trump heard about it and said, ‘This is too much,’” Bannon said of Donald’s reaction to the mid-April fight over the leadership of the IRS, of which Musk’s pick, douchebag former Hunter Biden “whistleblower” Gary Shapley led the federal tax agency for all of four days until Bessent fired him.

However the headline is what Trump himself reportedly said about Elon in a phone call with a minion this week, with sources describing the fat bastard as “rattled” after Ketamine Brain called for his impeachment and removal: That Musk is a “big time drug addict.” Yeah, no shit.

You know how old footage of Josef Stalin’s military parades in Moscow’s Red Square always shows ICBM launchers as part of the display? Axios reports convicted felon President Trump’s birthday parade next weekend will have kind of the same thing in the form of HIMARS rocket platforms.

It seems more like they’re “on display” rather than rolling past the MAGA commies and their Dear Leader’s viewing platform. Still fits the mold of Donald’s dictatorial cult of personality.

Marion Robert Morrison stars in a long, black and white reenactment of 81 years ago today in The Longest Day, but since YouTube was being a pain in the dick, that movie is not embeddable here.

No point in posting the tweet here, but America’s dumbest billionaire’s Twitter poll finds that yes, he should start a third party and now he wants to call it the “America Party.” Sigh.

Not a lot of information right now or whether it’s over yet. Will update.

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon tells CBS News that the Trump Regime has to take away Ketamine Brain’s “security clearance. Investigate drug use and investigate his involvement” with China. And you have to investigate his status as a citizen. If it turned out he overstayed visas and lied about it, it’s not right. It has to be investigated.” Denaturalization is a lengthy process.

“Did they take data sets to feed into their AI model? This has to be investigated now. He’s an unstable individual. What did DOGE do? What did DOGE find?” Bannon asked, calling it a matter of “national security.” This was Friday afternoon when Bannon said this, mind you. After the “detente.”

Wrongly deported El Salvador native Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who’s been stuck at freaking CECOT for more than two months, is on his way back to the US to face charges for “allegedly transporting undocumented migrants within the US,” according to ABC News. It’s unclear if he’s eligible for bail.

“I am pleased to announce that Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, and United States Trade Representative, Ambassador Jamieson Greer, will be meeting in London on Monday, June 9, 2025, with Representatives of China, with reference to the Trade Deal. The meeting should go very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, confident that the utter ferocity and menace of his team will subdue those wily commies and get them to give everything while gaining nothing.

“Just inspected the site of the new Ballroom that will be built, compliments of a man known as Donald J Trump, at the White House. For 150 years, Presidents, and many others, have wanted a beautiful Ballroom, but it never got built because nobody previously had any knowledge or experience in doing such things – But I do, like maybe nobody else, and it will go up quickly, and be a wonderful addition, very much in keeping with the magnificent White House itself. These are the ‘fun’ projects I do while thinking about the World Economy, the United States, China, Russia, and lots of other Countries, places, and events. It will all be good, maybe even GREAT, depending on who is the President of the USA!” fat Cinderella also posted about his wonderful new ballroom.

Newsmax anchor Ed Henry, who used to be a Fox News guy until he was fired in 2020 for having sexually abused a producer over the course of years, has been hit with a restraining order by the victim of said abuse as part of her lawsuit against the sick fuck, the Independent reports.

Henry must stay at least 500 feet away from former Fox Business News producer Jen Eckhart at all times as well as relinquish any and all firearms he owns. It’s that second part that makes it sure sound like the judge thinks her case against the scumbag is very solid. Echkart seems to think so.

“The predator who thought he owned me is about to face the woman who can’t be broken – this time, in front of a jury,” Eckhart said in a statement to the Independent. “Today, I was granted an Order of Protection – not just for myself, but for my family and loved ones being targeted through legal harassment. Survivors should never have to shield their families from the very system meant to protect them. Soon, he – and the institution that protected him – will be forced to reckon with the truth they tried to bury.” The “institution” meaning Fox News, Henry’s co-defendant in the lawsuit.

Struggled a little bit with the headline here. Most of you actually reading this no doubt already guessed it, but for others it simply may not register and they might simply scroll right past it, but felt like less is more is the only way to truly drive home the absurdity of the above 25-second clip.

Because this is where we’re at right now: Eli Crane, a former Navy SEAL now twice elected to represent Arizona’s Second Congressional District, serving in the same body where slavery was constitutionally abolished and in the same room where President Franklin Delano Roosevelt called on the nation to prepare itself to fight in a grueling two-front war against murderous fascist bent on world domination, just told this Kremlin-paid, four-eyed penis with a YouTube channel and his audience to pray for peace – not between Ukraine and Russia, Israel and Hamas, or India and Pakistan – but between the President of the United States and the world’s richest man the day after the latter strongly implied that the former had raped underage prostitutes. God bless America.

Convicted felon President Trump’s reich will imminently announced a large cutoff of federal funds to the state of California as his minions were commanded to identify what they can legally get away with in terms of grants and other flows of cash to the Golden State, CNN reports.

Russian Duma member Dmitry Novikov, deputy chair of the State Duma Committee on International Affairs, on Friday told Kremlin state media that Ketamine Brain would be welcome in Russia if he needs somewhere to cool his heels, permanently, just in case, the Kyiv Independent reports.

“I think Musk is playing a completely different game, that he won’t need political asylum, although if he did, Russia could certainly provide it,” said Novikov. He did not offer a free supply of krokodil.

“Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community,” wrote Real Clear Politics “investigations” reporter Susan Crabtree in an article printed on August 5th, 2024.

“Two years after the US Secret Service discovered a bag of cocaine in the White House in July, 2023, documents showing orders for its destruction within 24 hours after the agency closed the case are raising new questions about the scrupulousness of the investigation,” Crabtree wrote in an article dated ten months and a day later, saving the “big reveal” – that the Secret Service had followed standard operating procedure in any criminal investigation in which narcotics were obtained and had them destroyed – for two weeks after dipshit Dan Bongino said he’s reopening the case.

Kind of a stretch that in August 2024 this douchebag knew such exhaustive detail about the disposition of the evidence in the first investigation that had concluded in July 2023 except for the fact that it had actually been destroyed, only to wait until Cokeghazi is in the MAGA media again to report that it had been destroyed. Feels like maaaaaaybe she kind of sat on that part.

All this “Autopen” and “cocaine” bullshit is pretty weak in comparison to the “Hillary sold all our uranium to Russia” and “Obamagate” shiny objects of 2017 to 2020. MAGA media really needs to dig deeper and work harder to come up with something more sinister than these latest Biden “scandals.”

“Homeland Security Investigations Special Agent Timothy Ryan Gregg has been charged via federal complaint with production of child pornography, announced Acting US Attorney Joseph H Thompson. According to court documents, Timothy Ryan Gregg, 51, of Eagan, Minnesota, attempted, coerced, and enticed a minor victim to take part in sexually explicit conduct for the purpose of producing child pornography. According to court documents, the father of the minor victim discovered multiple sexually explicit images and videos on the minor victim’s cell phone.”

“These images and videos depicted the minor and an older individual engaged in sexually explicit activity. The individual in the images and videos were later identified as Timothy Gregg, who is a Special Agent with Homeland Security Investigations and a Task Force Officer with the Federal Bureau of Investigation” says a Justice Department/District of Minnesota press release.

Architect of the Reich Russ Vought was very flexible on the question of whether the government’s contracts with SpaceX will continue amid the acrimonious divorce of MAGAmerica’s daddies.

Telling Israelis in a video that “On the advice of security officials, we activated clans in Gaza that oppose Hamas. What’s wrong with that?” Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Friday defended his secret military assistance to ISIS-linked groups who just happen to be hostile to Hamas, the Guardian reports on the latest not-terribly surprising revelation of Bibi’s suicidal perfidy.

“It only saves the lives of Israeli solders, and publicizing this only benefits Hamas,” Netanyahu said, as if to shame those in a democracy with a free press for undermining his batshit reckless schemes.

The world’s smallest violin cannot actually be used for a woeful dirge to mock the ceaseless complaints of self-absorbed individuals as it does not come with a bow and even if it did the strings on both are fake. It’s because the “violin” is actually essentially an image measuring 35 microns long and 13 microns wide – half the width of a human hair – created in a materials lab at Loughborough University as a proof of concept of a major breakthrough in nanolithography, the BBC reports.

The cheeky joke worked and here the media’s covering what appears to be a major advancement.

“Our nanolithography system allows us to design experiments that probe materials in different ways, using light, magnetism, or electricity, and observe their responses,” said Loughborough physics department chair Professor Kelly Morrison. “Once we understand how materials behave, we can start applying that knowledge to develop new technologies, whether it’s improving computing efficiency or finding new ways to harvest energy. But first, we need to understand the fundamental science and this system enables us to do just that. A lot of what we’ve learned in the process has actually laid the groundwork for the research we’re now undertaking.”