Colorado US District Judge Gordon Gallagher on Wednesday ordered a halt to the Trump Regime’s deportation proceedings against the wife and five kids of Boulder terrorist asshole Mohamed Soliman, who used a flamethrower to torch 12 participants in the local Jewish community’s Sunday demonstration calling for the release of the remaining Israeli hostages held by Hamas in Gaza.

In April Soliman’s oldest, daughter Habiba, was locally recognized as one of the “Best and Brightest” and was awarded a scholarship to attend the University of Colorado as a pre-med student. It’s not clear what the point is in ruining her life other than just simple cruelty and malice to the vulnerable.

“The spread of innovation has been proposed as a potentially important source of adaptive behavioural responses to anthropogenic change. Yet, while a diversity of urban innovations have been documented in animals, there are relatively few examples of these spreading to form local traditions. One notable example is the ‘bin-opening innovation’ in sulphur-crested cockatoos (Cacatua galerita), where individuals open household bin lids to access food waste, with this behaviour spreading across southern Sydney, Australia. Here, we describe a second innovation in this species, the ‘drinking-fountain innovation’. Individuals from a population in western Sydney drink from twist-handle public drinking fountains, with this behaviour persisting over at least 2 years.”

“Successful operation requires a coordinated sequence of actions, with only 41 percent of observed attempts ending in success. Intensive observation at one drinking fountain over 44 days revealed 525 attempts and 46 percent of marked individuals successfully engaging in the behaviour, with individuals visiting at dawn and dusk in line with expectations for use of a water resource. Public drinking fountains vary in design between local councils but are generally widespread. Yet, to our knowledge, this behaviour has not been observed elsewhere. Altogether, this suggests that this drinking innovation has spread to form a new urban-adapted local tradition,” says the abstract to a new paper titled “Emergence of a novel drinking innovation in an urban population of sulphur-crested cockatoos, Cacatua galerita,” published by the Royal Society Biology Letters on Wednesday.

Asked to respond to a tweet by you know who demanding that the Big Beautiful Bill be rewritten from scratch, Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Wednesday told Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman that “We dont have time for a brand new bill. And I want Elon and all my friends to recognize the complexity of what we’ve accomplished here. This extraordinary piece of legislation, record number of savings, record tax cuts for the American people and all the other benefits in it.”

“We worked on the bill for almost 14 months. You can’t go back to the drawing board – and we shouldn’t. We have a great product to deliver here. I know… it’s not perfect by some peoples’ estimations. But you cannot make a perfect the enemy of the very, very, very good. We’re proud of this product. The House Republicans are proud of it and we’re happy to go out and explain that to everybody,” Johnson continued, pretty much just completely lying about the time pressure aspect.

If they make the debt ceiling a separate vote they have 19 months until the next Congress. Even if that’s not actually that realistic at the very least they have another six considering that the 2017 tax bill passed in mid-December of that year. It’s likely that what Johnson is actually worried about is a recession coming which would make it harder to justify politically what he’s already having a hard time with. He could at least try to be honest about that. Maybe just a Freudian slip or something.

🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/RrOtAdXQP5

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 4, 2025

Ketamine Brain pinned this to the top of his Twitter feed. The rest of the embedded post by the rando, whoever the hell she is, says “Almost every comment is in agreement with Elon – to see so many vehemently disagreeing with Trump is wild. GOP better be reeeeaaal careful.”

“I just finished speaking, by telephone, with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia. The call lasted approximately one hour and 15 minutes. We discussed the attack on Russia’s docked airplanes, by Ukraine, and also various other attacks that have been taking place by both sides. It was a good conversation, but not a conversation that will lead to immediate Peace. President Putin did say, and very strongly, that he will have to respond to the recent attack on the airfields,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, not offering anything at all about what he said next.

“We also discussed Iran, and the fact that time is running out on Iran’s decision pertaining to nuclear weapons, which must be made quickly! I stated to President Putin that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon and, on this, I believe that we were in agreement. President Putin suggested that he will participate in the discussions with Iran and that he could, perhaps, be helpful in getting this brought to a rapid conclusion. It is my opinion that Iran has been slowwalking their decision on this very important matter, and we will need a definitive answer in a very short period of time!” the fat bastard continued and holy shit Putin just changed the subject and fed him sweet nothings, lol.

Thousands in the German city of Cologne were sent fleeing from their homes and offices after our boys overseas dropped a couple of presents for the families of Nazi Wehrmacht’s soldiers.

Seriously. From a translated alert notice by the Cologne city government: “During exploratory work on Monday, June 2, 2025, three unexploded bombs from World War II were discovered in Deutz.”

“These are two American 20-ton bombs and an American 10-ton bomb, each with impact fuses. The Explosive Ordnance Disposal Service of the Düsseldorf District Government is expected to defuse the three unexploded bombs on Wednesday, June 4, 2025. We are sealing off and evacuating the danger zone within a radius of 1,000 meters from 8 am on Wednesday.”

“Around 20,500 residents and a large number of working people are affected by the evacuation. In addition, numerous infrastructure facilities and businesses are affected. These include the Eduardus Hospital, two retirement homes, the Cologne Messe/Deutz train station, stops on KVB lines 1, 7, and 9, numerous large companies such as the trade fair center, RTL, HDI Insurance, LVR, the LANXESS arena, the Musical Dome, the Philharmonic Hall, many museums, large parts of city administration on both sides of the Rhine, 58 hotels, numerous restaurants, nine schools, and many daycare centers.”

“The evacuation is the largest operation since the end of World War II. Everyone involved hopes that the defusing can be completed by Wednesday. This will only be possible if all those affected leave their homes or workplaces early and stay outside the evacuation area from the outset. We ask you to cooperate and follow our instructions so that the evacuation and defusing can proceed quickly and safely,” the Jerries said as they cowered at the wrath of Uncle Sam’s war machine.

The crew of a massive cargo vessel, the Zodiac Maritime-owned “Morning Midas,” carrying over 3,000 Chinese-made electric vehicles bound for Mexico kind of abandoned ship on Wednesday and now the fiery hulk is drifting around the north Pacific around Alaska’s remote Aleutian Islands, Bloomberg reports. All 22 crew members were safely evacuated by the US Coast Guard. It’s not clear what happens next with the still-burning 600-foot long vessel filled with lithium ion batteries.

As in if this ends in any way other than it melting, breaking apart, and sinking into the ocean.

Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov on Wednesday urged “London and Washington to react in such a way as to stop further escalation” after a third of their bomber fleet was destroyed in a stunning drone attack by Ukrainian SBU agents deep inside Russia, Reuters reports.

“All options are on the table,” Ryabkov said when asked what Russia’s response to Ukraine’s attacks would be. “This is a question for our military,” he added, kind of contradicting himself.

“These are several areas that prove the fact of the involvement, both direct and indirect, and the guilt of the West for the terrorist attacks that are taking place against civilians and civilian infrastructure facilities by the Kyiv regime,” said Kremlin Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, further contradicting the shit her boss just said about Ukraine being responsible, lol.

Addressing his flock of geese in a Wednesday morning all-hands meeting, Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson told House Republicans that he’s called and texted emerging traitor Elon Musk to explain how the DOGE cuts/rescissions and reconciliation processes being separate but, per Politico’s Meredith Lee Hill, it doesn’t seem like he’s gotten it through to the drug-addicted psychopath.

Johnson was stuck tried to calm his members over Musk’s threat to fund primary challengers to those who voted in favor of the Big Beautiful Bill, arguing that Musk is still citing CBO scoring on the bill that it adds trillions to the debt. Which was just updated this morning saying that it still adds trillions to the national debt – $2.4 trillion, more precisely. Johnson’s message, per Hill, was that all sorts of people will have differences of opinion on the important matter, so don’t take it personally.

It’s not clear how being threatened by a deranged fucking maniac with more money than God might be taken other than personally by a House Republican. They’re not exactly known for humility, lol.

There should be zero text under this clip. It should speak for itself in all its glory. However it’s necessary to point out that Maria Bartiromo isn’t handing James Comer any rope so much as swinging next to him. Or, to be the slightest bit charitable, that maybe she’s sparing him some embarrassment. Kind of a stretch though, considering that she is the Maria Bartiromo and all.

At least 10 cricket fans are dead after things got out of hand at a cricket stadium in Bengaluru, India on Wednesday during a victory celebration for cricket Premier League 2025 champs the Bengalaru Royal Challengers, the Hindu Reports while noting the death toll is expected to go up.

Cricket is a bat-and-ball sport played between two teams of 11 players on a circular field with a 22-yard pitch at the center. One team bats, aiming to score runs by hitting the ball and running between wickets, while the other bowls and fields to restrict runs and dismiss batters. Each side takes turns batting and fielding. A match can last from a few hours (T20 format) to five days (Test cricket).

Players score by hitting the ball and running or by hitting boundaries. The team with the most runs at the end of the match wins. Strategy, patience, and precision are key. Cricket is popular in countries that were formerly part of the British Empire, particularly Pakistan and India – the nation in which the horrible tragedy occurred during what was supposed to be a day of celebration for the squad.

In conclusion cricket is a sport with a rich history that can seem confusing to unfamiliar audiences.

“ADP NUMBER OUT!!! ‘Too Late’ Powell must now LOWER THE RATE. He is unbelievable!!! Europe has lowered NINE TIMES!” president post on Wednesday. Very mad, panicky. Too late, lower rate rhyme.

ADP number not good. Nerds forecast 37,000 more jobs vs 114,000 expected. Rate bad.

TACO Tuesday was in full swing as the Trump Regime chickened out of what probably would’ve been a bit excessive, even for them, this time by granting one year of humanitarian parole to Mexican national Deysi Vargas and her four year-old daughter, identified only as SGV, who suffers from a condition that would almost certainly be fatal if she’s deported, NBC News reports.

SGV has short bowel syndrome, affecting her small intestine and seriously hampering her ability to absorb nutrients from food. She requires complex daily treatment to get the proper nutrition, and wears a portable backpack outside of the home, according to her family and lawyers.

Iranian dictator Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Wednesday officially rejected convicted felon President Trump’s proposed agreement on the fascist theocracy’s nuclear program, with Hairy Al’s main sticking point the total proscription of uranium enrichment, Jewish Insider reports on another foreign policy failure that will be spun as somehow a victory for the toughest negotiator ever.

Khamenei announced the collapse of the talks during a speech at some other robed Shiite wizard’s grave, saying that Iran’s “enemies have focused all their attention on this very process of uranium enrichment… A nuclear industry without enrichment capabilities is useless because we would then be dependent on others to obtain fuel for our power plants,” and warning that without enrichment, Iran would be “reliant on them for radiopharmaceuticals, energy, desalination equipment and in tens of other critical sectors.” There’s been some back-and-forth on the reporting on whether Trump’s coffee boy Steve Witkoff had actually put a low allowance for enrichment on the table for the Iranians, but either way Trump nuked that provision in a Monday night Truth Social post.

“The rude, insolent US leaders want this. They’re opposed to progress and self-sufficiency for the Iranian people… Those in power today – the Zionists and the Americans – should know they can’t do a damn thing in this area,” Khamenei said as probably upward of a thousand armed personnel surrounded him to guard against ISIS suicide bombers and Iranian citizens angry at their low standard of living, shitty wages, lack of educational and employment opportunities, and so on.

BREAKING: Rep James Comer announces the Biden investigation is expanding and more senior officials will be called to testify before the House Oversight Committee. pic.twitter.com/MY6zNDQBQ1

— Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 (@seanhannity) June 4, 2025

“Today, the non-partisan ethics watchdog, the Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT), filed a complaint requesting the Board of Ethics and Government Accountability investigate and take appropriate action against Muriel Bowser, Mayor of Washington, DC, to determine if she accepted illegal gifts of travel and hospitality regarding several of her recent prominent trips. Despite public inquiries, the mayor’s office has either ignored questions or provided false information about her travels,” says a press release from the Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT).

“In 2023, Mayor Bowser and four of her staffers traveled to Doha for the UN Climate Conference in Dubai. No record showed who funded the trip (except a three-night $3,500 taxpayer-paid hotel stay in Dubai from Bowser’s Chief of Staff). When the press questioned this, the mayor’s office initially said the trip was paid for by the DC Chamber of Commerce. The Chamber later said that was not true. Then, the mayor’s office said the trip was paid for by the US Conference of Mayors.”

“That was also false. Then in February, the mayor’s office sent a letter to Qatar because it was Qatar who actually paid for their trip. The letter requested an expense breakdown, labeled the payments as an ‘in-kind donation’, and sought a retroactive donation agreement – despite the trip occurring years earlier. Shockingly, it wasn’t until a March 2025 FOIA request that it was publicly revealed Qatar had paid over $61,930 for the 2023 trip the mayor’s office now claims was a donation. As of May 2025, the District still lacks a record of Qatar’s payment. In addition to their Qatar excursion, the Mayor has taken a handful of other trips which have gone unreported – including to the Masters Golf Tournament, Las Vegas, Miami, and Mar-a-Lago,” the watchdog’s Tuesday press release continued.

“With the exception of the RIGGED PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2020, THE AUTOPEN IS THE BIGGEST POLITICAL SCANDAL IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 2:28 AM on Wednesday, which along with “THE UNITED STATES HAD THE BEST MAY IN 30 YEARS. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” and “I like President XI of China, always have, and always will, but he is VERY TOUGH, AND EXTREMELY HARD TO MAKE A DEAL WITH!!!” several minutes earlier were his first posts since drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk Cybertrucked the Big Beautiful Bill. It’s almost like the fat bastard was upset but was still taking pains to avoid addressing Elon.

White trash Britons Jonathan Christopher Collyer, 38, Lisa Ellen Stocker, 39, and Phineas Ambrose Float, 31, are facing the death penalty after Collyer and Stocker thought boxes of some kind of powdered pudding mix called “Angel Delight” was the perfect disguise for a kilogram of cocaine for delivery to Float, the Telegraph reports on some dumb Limeys about to reach the find out phase.

If convicted and sentenced to the firing squad, the three would be the 97th, 98th, and 99th foreigners on Indonesia’s death row for drug offenses, though there’s a moratorium in place.

So @elonmusk is right to call out House Leadership. I wish I had a nickel for every time the @freedomcaucus sounded the alarm and nobody listened, only to find out the hard way we were right all along. https://t.co/sVnAzh6C8H

— Rep. Scott Perry (@RepScottPerry) June 3, 2025

The stupid twatwaffle later edited the tweet to add “We expect MASSIVE improvements from the Senate before it gets back to the House,” but keeping the original here just for fun.

Cops in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday arrested a 23 year-old Texas man who jumped the wall around convicted felon President Trump’s hooker pad seeking to copulate with Donald’s 18 year-old granddaughter Kai and talk to the Orange Jesus about “the gospel,” Palm Beach Daily News reports.

Anthony Thomas Reyes faces a misdemeanor trespassing charge, court records show. He remained at the Palm Beach County Jail on a $50,000 bond after pleading not guilty later in the day during his initial appearance before Judge Daliah Weiss, according to jail records obtained by the Daily News.

Sad story that goes to show Trump isn’t really the “man of the people” his fans claim he is. A real down-to-earth guy would have texted Reyes to say he can eff his teenage granddaughter while waiting from him to fly down from DC so they could hang out and talk about the Bible.