“For Wall Street, it’s not just about Mamdani – some fear a broader rise of socialism could destabilize markets and the economy,” writes champagne class bullet point factory Axios in another one of their PowerPoint presentations about the NYC Mayor-all-but-elect Zohran Mamdani.

“If you have a super high profile socialist mayor creating all types of new government entitlements, taxes, you know, big anti-capitalism sort of campaign… that reverberates everywhere and that generally puts pressure on markets,” Axios quotes Bradley Tusk, CEO of Tusk Ventures.

Lol. Like it’s guy’s name but still it’s not exactly a subtle one for an ultracapitalist outfit.

Some choice cuts of bullshit from a resolution introduced Wednesday by Ohio Senator Bernie “M4M” Moreno calling on the Nobel Committee to award convicted felon President Trump the peace prize:

“Whereas President Obama reportedly told members of his senior staff, ‘Turns out I’m really good at killing people. Didn’t know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine’… Whereas killing hundreds of civilians should disqualify someone from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize… Whereas President Donald John Trump made a good faith attempt at diplomatic negotiations to end the Iranian threat after assuming office in 2025; Whereas Iran refused to negotiate on its nuclear program in good faith… Whereas the greatest ally of the United States, Israel, was left with no choice but to unilaterally end the Iranian nuclear threat; Whereas the only action ordered by President Trump was a precision strike on 3 nuclear sites in Iran,” and there’s three pages of this shit, but here’s the end:

“Whereas President Trump has shown the world that peace through strength is the antidote to forever wars: Now, therefore, be it resolved, that the Senate calls on the Norwegian Nobel Committee to award President Donald John Trump the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize; urges all peace-loving nations to join in that call; and expresses its deepest appreciation to President Trump for bringing an end both to the nuclear program of Iran and hostilities related thereto in only 12 days.”

Moreno, as a member of a national legislator, is a qualified nominator to the Nobel Committee, and could’ve just submitted a formal nod himself, but since that Buddy Carter ballsucker already did it this week it appears that this was Moreno’s best idea on how to “one-up” Carter, even though in reality this is as meaningful as simply tweeting that Trump should win the Nobel.

Jesus Dork House Speaker Mike Johnson has been privately warning the Senate GOP that the upper chamber’s revisions to the Big Beautiful Bill are going to cost him the speakership, Politico reports in a brief item that does not make any mention at all of the possibility that Johnson would refuse to bring it to a re-vote but just suck it up and let the cards fall as they may.

Wednesday’s a big day for creepy looking weirdo former Trump defense lawyer-turned Acting Deputy Attorney General-turned US Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit nominee Emil Bove, who’s going to face some rather tough questions about his actions inside the Justice Department in recent months, especially that it’s coming less than 24 hours after the New York Times reported he kind of told subordinates that they should ignore court orders on deportations. You might call that a big no-no in the legal profession, that it’s basically the same as a criminal defendant removing an ankle monitor or fleeing house arrest or beating the shit out of his defense lawyer in the courtroom.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is planning to dismiss asylum claims for potentially hundreds of thousands of migrants and make them immediately subject to deportation in order to meet its own self-imposed targets of 3,000 removals per day, CNN reports on more of this shit.

It’s yet another sign of the laziness and impotence of this administration, that they want to hit their numbers but don’t want to put the actual hard work in tracking down actual illegals, so instead they find these people in grey areas to yank their status and target them for removals.

A very barbarian-esque social media influencer who goes by “Liver King” and posts videos of himself consuming raw meat on social media was arrested Wednesday by cops in Austin, Texas on charges of misdemeanor terroristic threats a day after he challenged fellow internet meathead Joe Rogan to a fight, KXAN reports while cautioning that the correlation in timing is not causation.

Liver King, real name Brian Johnson, said “Joe Rogan, I’m calling you out, my name’s Liver King. Man to man, I’m picking a fight with you. I have no training in Jiu-jitsu, you’re a black belt, you should dismantle me. But I’m picking a fight with you. Your rules, I’ll come to you, whenever you’re ready,” in the Monday Instagram post. Cops have yet to confirm whether this was indeed the “threat” that got Johnson arrested or Rogan was the intended victim. A challenge to a fight does not seem like it should necessarily be a threat, let alone a terroristic one, but that it was charged as a misdemeanor could be an indication that Rogan really did report it to police and got this other asshole arrested.

Convicted felon President Trump, extremely cranky over the leak of an intel report determining that the Iranian nuclear program was set back mere months, will address media after the NATO summit in the Netherlands where he surely acted like a complete asshole to the other leaders present.

Three men convicted of collaborating with Israel were Mike Penced on Tuesday, sent to the gallows for allegedly cooperating with the Mossad spy agency and smuggling equipment used in an assassination of an unnamed official on an unspecified date, Reuters reports.

Norwegian tourist Mads Mikkelsen – not to be confused with Casino Royale and Star Wars Rogue One actor of the same name – told an outlet in his native country that Border Patrol agents on June 11th turned him back because they found the above bald JD Vance meme on his phone, the Daily Mail reported on Tuesday. The 21 year-old told Nordlys he was subjected to “abuse of power and harassment… They asked questions about drug trafficking, terrorist plots and right-wing extremism totally without reason” and threatened him with five years in the joint and/or a $5,000 fine if he didn’t unlock his phone… where they found the Photoshopped version of the vice president.

Mikkelson was promptly turned around and sent back to Norway on another flight.

A British wildlife sanctuary’s two rescue bears, 4 year-old sisters Mish and Lucy, broke out of their enclosure and into the food stash on Monday, where they proceeded to absolutely annihilate seven days’ worth of their snacks – mostly honey. CBS News reports the carb overload made them sleepy, docile, and easy to return to their enclosure, where they promptly passed the fuck out.

“Our experienced keeping team acted immediately, following established safety protocols, and successfully used recall training to encourage both bears back into their enclosure without the need for any intervention,” said Wildwood Devon in a statement after the incident. “This was an isolated incident, and we are conducting a full internal investigation to understand exactly how it happened and to ensure robust measures are in place to prevent a reoccurrence,” the park wrote on Facebook. “While the structural integrity of the bear enclosure remains uncompromised, we take any operational lapse extremely seriously.” Cops are investigating the escape as per procedure.

Mish and Lucy are not “zoo animals” but rescues who were abandoned by their mother in a snowdrift in the mountains of Albania in 2021. There were multiple attempts to reintroduce them to the wild but it became clear to conservationists that they would not survive on their own, so they live out their days on the 40 acre preserve populated by other bears, wolves and arctic foxes.

An anonymous Dem strategist kind of freaked the fuck out over socialist Zohran Mamdani effectively becoming Mayor-Elect of New York City, telling Politico Playbook “It is extremely alarming that the only candidates who genuinely excite our voters are the ones making absolutely insane promises on politically toxic positions. Leaving us in the spot of trying to execute on bad policy and losing terribly, or failing to keep our promises and reinforcing the idea that all politics is bullshit.”

Okayyyy… You know maybe the standard-bearer for the centrist Dems could’ve been someone other than the former governor who resigned in disgrace after being accused of sexually harassing 13 women and a whole bunch of other shady shit after more than 10 years in office. And whether or not Mamdani was “making absolutely insane promises” when his whole campaign was about the cost of living it’s worth raising the question of why only a Dem is supposed to be penalized for that. There’s a certain other New York City-born politician who did the same thing and has yet to pay a price for failing to deliver on it. As long as he’s seen as trying to do so his voters still support him.

And on that note, as much as Republicans nationwide are going to start running against Mamdani the way they did with AOC, can anyone honestly say his win was a localized pendulum swing from November 2024? It’s very hard to see Mamdani not in the same spot anyway if Harris had won.

DOGE incel/former cybercriminal Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, 19, has resigned from his post fucking up the federal government in the General Services Administration, Wired reports.

Time for the west to wake up https://t.co/IIsL1ifTl6

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) June 25, 2025

“FAKE NEWS CNN, TOGETHER WITH THE FAILING NEW YORK TIMES, HAVE TEAMED UP IN AN ATTEMPT TO DEMEAN ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MILITARY STRIKES IN HISTORY. THE NUCLEAR SITES IN IRAN ARE COMPLETELY DESTROYED! BOTH THE TIIMES AND CNN ARE GETTING SLAMMED BY THE PUBLIC!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, losing his shit at 3:30 AM European time over some reporting sourced from his own intel agencies.

Leftist New York State Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani on Tuesday defeated disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo in Gotham’s Dem primary election, a come from behind win seen as impossible just weeks ago and sure to turn the MAGA empire’s ire on the city, once again.

And no it hasn’t been called yet, it’s just over as Mamdani’s lead is almost prohibitive.

Ask Mike Pence about his last month.

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) June 24, 2025

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis on Tuesday warned fellow GOP senators during a closed-door meeting Tuesday that the Big Beautiful Bill could be for their party what Obamacare was for Dems in the 2010 Midterms, a poundstone hanging around their necks, Punchbowl News reports.

Tillis was especially worried about Medicare cuts, to which Majority Leader John Thune said they’re the only way to lower taxes for rich people. Mitch McConnell then said “failure isn’t an option” and added “I know a lot of us are hearing from people back home about Medicaid. But they’ll get over it.”

“At 500 PM AST (2100 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Andrea was located near latitude 37.9 North, longitude 47.4 West. Andrea is moving toward the northeast near 20 mph (31 km/h), and this motion is expected to continue tonight and Wednesday. Maximum sustained winds are near 40 mph (65 km/h) with higher gusts. Weakening is expected to begin later tonight, with Andrea dissipating on Wednesday. Tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 60 miles (95 km) from the center.”

“The estimated minimum central pressure is 1015 mb (29.98 inches),” says the National Hurricane Center’s very cursory bulletin on Tropical Storm Andrea, which will dissipate very far out in the Atlantic – it’s probably closer to Spain than it is New York – in a matter of hours.

You will not be at all shocked to learn that US intel officials have assessed that the Iranian nuclear program was not in fact “obliterated” like convicted felon President Trump has repeatedly claimed since he began bombing the country, but set back by mere months, CNN reports.