Russian Duma member Dmitry Novikov, deputy chair of the State Duma Committee on International Affairs, on Friday told Kremlin state media that Ketamine Brain would be welcome in Russia if he needs somewhere to cool his heels, permanently, just in case, the Kyiv Independent reports.

“I think Musk is playing a completely different game, that he won’t need political asylum, although if he did, Russia could certainly provide it,” said Novikov. He did not offer a free supply of krokodil.

“Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community,” wrote Real Clear Politics “investigations” reporter Susan Crabtree in an article printed on August 5th, 2024.

“Two years after the US Secret Service discovered a bag of cocaine in the White House in July, 2023, documents showing orders for its destruction within 24 hours after the agency closed the case are raising new questions about the scrupulousness of the investigation,” Crabtree wrote in an article dated ten months and a day later, saving the “big reveal” – that the Secret Service had followed standard operating procedure in any criminal investigation in which narcotics were obtained and had them destroyed – for two weeks after dipshit Dan Bongino said he’s reopening the case.

Kind of a stretch that in August 2024 this douchebag knew such exhaustive detail about the disposition of the evidence in the first investigation that had concluded in July 2023 except for the fact that it had actually been destroyed, only to wait until Cokeghazi is in the MAGA media again to report that it had been destroyed. Feels like maaaaaaybe she kind of sat on that part.

All this “Autopen” and “cocaine” bullshit is pretty weak in comparison to the “Hillary sold all our uranium to Russia” and “Obamagate” shiny objects of 2017 to 2020. MAGA media really needs to dig deeper and work harder to come up with something more sinister than these latest Biden “scandals.”

“Homeland Security Investigations Special Agent Timothy Ryan Gregg has been charged via federal complaint with production of child pornography, announced Acting US Attorney Joseph H Thompson. According to court documents, Timothy Ryan Gregg, 51, of Eagan, Minnesota, attempted, coerced, and enticed a minor victim to take part in sexually explicit conduct for the purpose of producing child pornography. According to court documents, the father of the minor victim discovered multiple sexually explicit images and videos on the minor victim’s cell phone.”

“These images and videos depicted the minor and an older individual engaged in sexually explicit activity. The individual in the images and videos were later identified as Timothy Gregg, who is a Special Agent with Homeland Security Investigations and a Task Force Officer with the Federal Bureau of Investigation” says a Justice Department/District of Minnesota press release.

Architect of the Reich Russ Vought was very flexible on the question of whether the government’s contracts with SpaceX will continue amid the acrimonious divorce of MAGAmerica’s daddies.

Telling Israelis in a video that “On the advice of security officials, we activated clans in Gaza that oppose Hamas. What’s wrong with that?” Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Friday defended his secret military assistance to ISIS-linked groups who just happen to be hostile to Hamas, the Guardian reports on the latest not-terribly surprising revelation of Bibi’s suicidal perfidy.

“It only saves the lives of Israeli solders, and publicizing this only benefits Hamas,” Netanyahu said, as if to shame those in a democracy with a free press for undermining his batshit reckless schemes.

The world’s smallest violin cannot actually be used for a woeful dirge to mock the ceaseless complaints of self-absorbed individuals as it does not come with a bow and even if it did the strings on both are fake. It’s because the “violin” is actually essentially an image measuring 35 microns long and 13 microns wide – half the width of a human hair – created in a materials lab at Loughborough University as a proof of concept of a major breakthrough in nanolithography, the BBC reports.

The cheeky joke worked and here the media’s covering what appears to be a major advancement.

“Our nanolithography system allows us to design experiments that probe materials in different ways, using light, magnetism, or electricity, and observe their responses,” said Loughborough physics department chair Professor Kelly Morrison. “Once we understand how materials behave, we can start applying that knowledge to develop new technologies, whether it’s improving computing efficiency or finding new ways to harvest energy. But first, we need to understand the fundamental science and this system enables us to do just that. A lot of what we’ve learned in the process has actually laid the groundwork for the research we’re now undertaking.”

It's (maybe) the single biggest disconnect between fake media perception and reality.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) June 6, 2025

In a phone conversation with ABC’s Jonathan Karl, convicted felon President Trump on Friday morning called ex-bestie Elon Musk “the man who has lost his mind,” but supposedly isn’t mad.

“Trump did not, however, seem angry or even concerned about the feud. As for reports that there is going to be a Trump/Musk call scheduled for today, Trump told me he is ‘not particularly’ interested in talking to Musk although he says Musk wants to talk to him,” Karl writes of the call.

So no, this isn’t over, no matter how badly Trump’s handlers wanted Politico to print that it is.

The above headline is the entire text of a post convicted felon President Trump wrote on his shitty twitter clone Friday morning at 7:31 AM EDT and probably will be deleted soon and replaced with a longer post in which he falsely claims to have successfully delivered on his campaign promise to lower prices on those essentials. Truth Social engineers have yet to deliver an edit button.

It came shortly after he also posted “The Failing New York Times and the Washington ComPost, two ‘papers’ that have ruthlessly fought me for years, have each done Polls where a vast majority of those sampled are Democrats. In other words, the Polls, just like their writings, are RIGGED – It is not possible for a Republican to do well in such a Poll! They are ‘corrupt as hell.’ The real Polls out there have me doing better than ever before, JUST LIKE ELECTION DAY, 2024, where I WON seven out of seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and Districts by 2,750 to 505. I won the Election in a landslide! The Fake News Media is Failing Our Nation at levels never seen before.”

Neither of the two papers appear to have published any new polling findings as of Friday morning.

Sergio Gor, the absolute chode who came up with the famous Trump digital trading card NFTs and leveraged that into an official position as White House Director of Personnel in the convicted felon’s second administration, is probably the one most responsible for setting off the war between Ketamine Brain and Dementia Brain by talking Trump into pulling the plug on billionaire Musk acolyte Jared Isaacman’s nomination as NASA Adminsitrator sources angry with Gor tell Axios.

The official-ish reason for Isaacman’s downfall was that he had donated to Democrats last year, something Trump was fully aware of when he first announced it, but Gor simply kept bringing it up and with Musk gone from the White House there wasn’t anyone left to push back – even though Musk wasn’t exactly a strident defender of Isaacman in the first place. “It’s not like Elon really defended him. He said, ‘He’s really competent. But yeah, he gave to Democrats,'” a source said.

Gor hates Musk and snapped at him at a meeting a few months ago – one which the New York Times reported on but focused solely on a blowup between National Archivist/janitor Marco Rubio and the drug-addicted billionaire without mentioning Gor. “Sergio let it be known he didn’t like Musk’s attitude… and he didn’t like getting called out in front of the Cabinet” by Musk.

The NFT entrepreneur tried to point the finger at Ted Cruz for the Isaacman shitshow, which isn’t entirely bullshit but the gremlin-faced bastard’s just one senator. “It’s crazy,” a Trump minion involved in the NASA director process said. “Isaacman is eminently qualified. He’s a billionaire. He has been to space. He was a Democrat – exactly the type of voter we want. And now look at it.”

Guatemala’s Volcan de Fuego lived up to its billing once again, spewing fiery, glowing red ash from its peak and forcing the evacuation of hundreds living nearby on Thursday, the AP reports. Local officials expected the exodus to increase given the mountain’s volatile nature and history of deadly eruptions, like a 2018 blast that sent pyroclastic flows down the slopes and into populated areas nearby, killing as many as 428 people, more than half of whom are still classified as “missing.”

Volcan de Fuego is unique in that it does not appear that Guatemala is also home to locales or geographic features bearing names such as “Rivera de Agua,” “Bosque de Arboles,” “Playa con Arena,” “Ciudad de Edificios,” “Granja de Agricultura,” “Ferrocaril para Trenes,” and the like.

Bannon is a communist retard

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 6, 2025

You may or may not have seen the Politico story the White House rushed out late Thursday night headlined “Trump, White House aides signal a possible détente with Musk” and printed at 11:16 PM EDT, in which they wrote “Signs of a truce are emerging in the increasingly bitter clash between two of the world’s most powerful men. President Donald Trump projected an air of nonchalance in an interview Thursday with POLITICO during a day of sparring over social media with Elon Musk,” and mentioned how Musk had replied “You’re not wrong,” to hedge fund douche Bill Ackman’s tweet begging the two to make up. It’s a lot of “The libs are having too much fun with this, we can’t give them any more entertainment” and very little “Okay, let’s make some serious changes to the Big Beautiful Bill to ensure we can still count on our good friend Elon’s support.”

“We write with profound alarm at allegations that files relating to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein have not been declassified and released to the American public because they personally implicate President Trump. On June 5, 2025, Elon Musk, the former senior advisor to the President and head of the Department of Government Efficiency, a component of the Executive Office of the President, posted on the social media platform X: ‘@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.’ We ask that you immediately clarify whether this allegation is true and respond to this letter with the requested information and documentation,” write Dem Congressmen Stephen Lynch and Robert Garcia to Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel, because why let a good accusatory tweet go to waste?

“The field restoration promotion team informed the Central Military Commission of the Workers’ Party of Korea of its work to restore the damaged destroyer on June 5. After restoring the balance of the destroyer early in June, the team moored it at the pier by safely conducting its end launching on Thursday afternoon. The team will start the next-stage restoration after the reexamination of a group of experts into the overall hull of the destroyer. The next-stage elaborate restoration is to be carried out at the dry dock of the Rajin Dockyard for the period of seven to ten days.”

“Jo Chun Ryong, secretary of the WPK Central Committee, who is guiding the work of the field restoration promotion team, said that the perfect restoration of the destroyer will be completed without fail before the convening of the Twelfth Plenary Meeting of the Eighth Central Committee of the WPK,” says a North Korean state media story that could, in theory, be based on real events.

Hard choice deciding which is the best part of this reel, but “You do know that the legacy media mob desperately wants to tear you guys apart and for you two to fight and get a divorce,” just might take it. Especially because Frau Ingraham said almost the exact same thing.

Japanese private space company iSpace’s Reliance lander might be okay. It might have had a successful touchdown on the surface of the Moon. All this UPI report says is that they lost contact with it. That doesn’t mean it crashed or tipped over or whatever else could’ve gone wrong.

Hell it could’ve been fine. Maybe a little glitch with the antenna thingamajiggy or the telemetry, um, dish. They might be able to write some code that’ll wake it back up and everything will be okay.

They made it all the way to the Moon and, okay, maybe it did crash. The crew at iSpace don’t see YOU successfully launching a probe and ALMOST landing it. How about you fucking try it? Asshole.

“This is an unfortunate episode from Elon, who is unhappy with the One Big Beautiful Bill because it does not include the policies he wanted. The President is focused on passing this historic piece of legislation and making our country great again,” Krazy Karoline tells CNN when asked to comment specifically on the matter of Ketamine Brain telling everyone that federal law enforcement is suppressing evidence the President of the United States of America raped underage girls.

The event is billed as a Fraternal Order of Police roundtable so it’s not clear if Mr “Law and Order” bullshit is going to take questions from reporters. It was supposed to start at 4:00 PM EDT but the fat fuck was still playing with his phone six minutes ago, posting “I don’t mind Elon turning against me, but he should have done so months ago. This is one of the Greatest Bills ever presented to Congress. It’s a Record Cut in Expenses, $1.6 Trillion Dollars, and the Biggest Tax Cut ever given. If this Bill doesn’t pass, there will be a 68 percent Tax Increase, and things far worse than that. I didn’t create this mess, I’m just here to FIX IT. This puts our Country on a Path of Greatness.”

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Thursday imposed US Treasury Department sanctions against four judges on the International Criminal Court, Reuters reports. The judges were not named.