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Hurricane Rafael strengthens in Gulf

“Rafael continues to intensify as it approaches western Cuba. Deep convection within the hurricane’s Central Dense Overcast (CDO) is very intense, with cloud tops colder than -80 deg C.”

“There are also strong convective banding features surrounding the CDO. Observations from an Air Force Hurricane Hunter aircraft indicate a closed eyewall at times, with the central pressure falling at a rate of around 2 mb per hour. Based on the highest flight-level winds reported from the aircraft so far, the current intensity is set at 80 kt for this advisory. Rafael’s inner core is relatively small in size, with hurricane-force winds extending about 25 n mi from its 10-15 n mi wide eye.”

“The hurricane continues its northwestward trek, and the initial motion is a slightly faster 315/12 kt. For the next day or two, Rafael should continue to move along the southwestern side of a mid-level high pressure system and move over the southeastern Gulf of Mexico through Thursday night. After 48 hours the track guidance becomes very divergent, with a number of model solutions taking the system toward the southwest Gulf in 3-4 days. It appears that, during the latter part of the forecast period, a mid-level ridge could build to the north of the tropical cyclone. This could force Rafael to turn to the west or south of west in 4 to 5 days. In order to maintain continuity from the previous NHC predictions, the official track forecast is shifted to the left of the previous one, but not as far as dictated by the latest model consensus. If future model runs continue to show this trend, however, additional leftward adjustment to the NHC track may be required,” says an NOAA bulletin.

Enjoy these while they last. Might not be getting such accurate information next year.

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Donald Trump elected 47th President of The United States

Fuck it. Might as well just call it and if by some miracle we have to walk it back we’ll be thrilled to do it. Trump wins, Harris loses, everything in America’s going to be shit for a while. Or forever.

The vice president ran a hell of a campaign, the loss isn’t on her. There’s only so much her team could do in a fucked up information environment. We can’t put it on the people who voted for what they believed to be their economic interest either because blaming voters is for the weak. That said, many will end up regretting it. And when that time comes they can blame themselves.

Feel free to disconnect from politics for a few months. It’s the only way to preserve your mental health and fortitude for the coming tribulations. Believe it, they are coming. We’re now about to find out what happens when a vengeful tyrant tries to deport 15 or 20 million people en masse and dramatically raise prices on all virtually every product consumers buy. That’s when all the “I was better off under Trump” voters are going to start feeling some buyer’s remorse.

American democracy has been dealt a massive, perhaps fatal blow. But the resistance to his misrule in 2017 through 2021 was an extremely fierce and formidable rage from those who would and could not abide the cruelty and incompetence. Trump is going to be worse. A lot worse. He’s going to go too far and it’s going to ignite a fire that could finally for once and for all consume him.

So stay tuned for National Zero on that. In the meantime we’re probably going to have to run more articles about animals, UFOs, and fast food products just to stay sane after this gut punch.

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WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: National Zero Live Coverage

This is it ladies and gents. Tonight decides what tomorrow knows… Well actually it’s all but already been decided. The revelation of that decision is when we know whether January 21, 2025 dawns on a democracy or a dysfunctional police state that would make Idi Amin facepalm.

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Vermont Republican governor votes for Harris

Vermont’s Republican Governor Phil Scott told reporters he defended the Constitution by voting for Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, breaking with the Republican Party and its nominee, Donald Trump, Vermont Public Media reported.

“I did some soul searching and thought about a lot of different things — what would benefit Vermont, what I needed to do myself — and came to the conclusion that I had to put country over party, and do the same thing that I did four years ago when I voted for Joe Biden, and vote for Kamala Harris,” Scott said, virtually assuring a nuclear test on his state if Trump should somehow get back into office.

Scott previously announced that he would not vote for Trump, but he did not commit to voting for any other candidate, let alone the Democratic rival.

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North Korean troops over-indulging on internet porn in Russia

“A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on porn,” reports Financial Times chief foreign affairs correspondent Gideon Rachman. Copied that verbatim to not over-credit the sourcing, even if it sounds like it makes a lot of sense. Idle hands and all.

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Philly DA open to Trump proving he’s not full of shit

“The only talk about massive cheating has come from one of the candidates, Donald J Trump. There is no factual basis whatsoever within law enforcement to support this wild allegation. We have invited complaints and allegations of improprieties all day. If Donald J Trump has any facts to support his wild allegations, we want them now. Right now. We are not holding our breath,” says Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner in a statement responding to Trump’s meltdown.

“Philadelphia and Detroit! Heavy Law Enforcement is there!!!” the fat fuck posted afterward.

Meanwhile Politico’s Jonathan Martin reports more bomb threats are being called in to polling places in Atlanta from some desperate Russians who couldn’t think of anything more creative.

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Equatorial Guinea VP orders officials to stop fucking at work

Equatorial Guinea Vice President Nguema Obiang Mangue on Tuesday wasn’t naming names but just said it: Too many government officials are using taxpayer time and property to fuck and it has to stop immediately, Reuters reports. “The executive is taking this decision following the videos of a sexual nature that have gone viral on social media in recent days and that denigrate the country’s image,” said the tiny West African country’s state information agency in a statement on the crisis.

It’s not clear why it’s the veep and not his boss, President Teodoro Obiang, speaking publicly about the crackdown, but it’d be hilarious if the job was handed to Mangue and he’s leading the anti-fucking in government offices task force as part of his vice presidential “portfolio,” kind of like the time Trump announced Mike Pence would lead the COVID-19 response so he could take the blame.

Anyway, the crackdown means increased security patrols in the buildings and more surveillance cameras to stop encounters that reportedly surfaced after a police raid on the home of a finance ministry official turned up hundreds of amateur porn clips of women who Reuters writes “appeared to include wives of other powerful government figures and other family members.” Yikes.

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“Lot of talk” indeed

“A lot of talk about massive CHEATING in Philadelphia. Law Enforcement coming!!!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday, clearly agitated and impotent per usual.

It may or may not be a coincidence that Harris campaign officials tell the Washington Post’s Matt Viser they’re seeing high turnout among Puerto Rican voters in the city. Actually it probably isn’t a coincidence that the reporting among an ethnic group that his campaign managed to insult and piss off last week is leading Trump to freak out and make empty threats of “Law enforcement” coming.

And a Philadelphia Police source tells CNN they have no idea what the hell Trump’s talking about.

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Taco Bell’s Guatemala division promotes “Taco Martes”

Huh… Why is it “Taco Martes” and not just “Taco Tuesday”? Like there’s already an English word in the name of the not-really authentic Mexican fast food chain. They don’t call it “Taco Campana” in Guatemala or Mexico or whatever other predominantly Spanish-speaking countries in which it operates, so clearly they’re not afraid of associating with the American origins of the brand. Which leads us to question why “Taco Tuesday” was too much of stretch for the marketing of the weekly celebration of “La Campana’s” namesake staple. And don’t even get us started on why it’s “Taco Martes” and they couldn’t even put an actual goddamned taco in the image but instead went with a Crunchwrap and a burrito. Might as well have added a few ketchup packets next to the fries too.

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Michigan libtard arrested for threatening to kill MAGA Evangelicals

“An Ann Arbor, Michigan, man was charged in a federal criminal complaint today with sending a threatening communication, announced United States Attorney Dawn N Ison. Ison was joined in the announcement by Cheyvoryea Gibson, Special Agent in Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Detroit Field Division. Charged was Isaac Sissel, 25, who is currently staying in Ann Arbor.”

“According to court records, on Nov 2, 2024, the FBI National Threat Operations Center in West Virginia received an anonymous online threatening submission. The threat read in part: ‘I shall carry out an attack against conservative christan, (sic) filth in the event trump wins the election. I have a stolen ar15 and a target I refuse to name so I can continue to get away with my plans. Without a specific victim or ability to find the place I hid the gun, there’s not a thing the FBI can do until I complete the attack.’ Sissel was arrested by the FBI this morning and will be making an appearance in federal court this afternoon,” says an Eastern District of Michigan press release.

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Minions tell Trump he’s got nothing to lose by claiming he’s won

Allies and advisers of convicted felon former President Trump are telling him he’s got nothing to lose by prematurely claiming victory on Tuesday night and he should do it if he’s got any 100,000+ vote lead in Pennsylvania even if the count is far from over, sources tell the Guardian. Others however, Steve Bannon included, have warned that it’ll make him look foolish if the race is closer than that.

All of it hinges on whether Trump travels from his private Mar-a-Lago watch party to a larger one for his campaign at the Palm Beach convention center, a situation which the paper’s Trump beat guy Hugo Lowell describes as fluid. “Trump’s aides have suggested if he does decide to announce himself as the winner, he will motorcade over from Mar-a-Lago, and if not, he might not make an appearance at all,” writes Lowell about how the night could go for the Orange God Emperor.

In other “Trumpworld” reporting, Puck’s Tara Palmeri on announced on the Tuesday edition of her podcast that she will not be reporting for Amazon Prime’s inaugural news broadcast from Mar-a-Lago as billed because her credentials have been yanked due to her pissing off one too many Trump minions with a recent story. Probably the one about them panicking over newly registered female turnout in Pennsylvania if we had to guess. The Washington Post meanwhile on Tuesday printed a valedictory for the fat fuck’s final (?) campaign on Tuesday, writing that Donald has lately “evinced some private doubt, especially compared with some of his advisers and allies. While his team has frequently predicted victory – citing internal polls, large crowds and what they say is an enthusiasm gap for Harris among key demographic groups – Trump has at times asked guarded questions, even after being shown polling that has him winning,” with Trump reacting by asking his sycophants “Why isn’t the national media saying we are going to win?” Unmentioned is that most if not all of that polling is complete horseshit concocted by right wing operations specifically to skew the averages.

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Rudy cleaned out his NYC condo last week

Alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani cleared out his Manhattan condo last Thursday morning. Well all the valuable stuff, the New York Times reports on what workers sent by former Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss found at the place when they came to collect his valuable possessions to satisfy the $148 million defamation judgment a federal jury awarded them.

In the condo were “rugs, a dining table, a few small pieces of furniture and inexpensive wall art,” per the Times while the “art, furniture and sports memorabilia” that was supposed to go to the mother-daughter duo were not. Rudy also fucked off on completing the paperwork necessary to hand the condo over to them, the workers told a judge on Monday. Even better, a Reuters photographer took a pic of the drunken former mayor in a Mercedes convertible outside of the Palm Beach, Florida polling station as convicted felon former President Trump voted on Tuesday morning. The convertible was already supposed to be signed over to Moss and Freeman to satisfy the judgment.

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Another non-drag queen evangelical MAGA caught with child porn

The leader of the Trump-supporting evangelical advocacy group My Faith Votes was arrested for having more than one hundred explicit sexual images of children under the age of 14, including some as young as eight or nine years old, the Religious News Service reports.

Fifty-five-year-old Minnesotan Jason Yates was arrested after a relative using his computer found scores of photos and videos showing children being raped.  A vocal “christian” advocate, Yates published an op-ed in the Washington Times last July in which he warned perverted LGBTQ people would come “for the children.”

“We thought there could be a cultural truce, where at least we would be allowed to teach our families and our congregations in accordance with timeless values. Live and let live. So, we surrendered the public square. We retreated to the church pew and the living room couch.  And something filled the vacuum. It is a religion without a god, a superstition without tradition.  And it has come for our children.”

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US Capitol closed to public after lone wolf arrested

“Our officers just arrested a man who was stopped during our screening process at the Capitol Visitor Center (CVC). The man smelled like fuel, had a torch and a flare gun. The CVC is closed for tours for the day, while we investigate. We will provide more information when we can,” said the US Capitol Police in a statement and this day just keeps getting better and better if you love chaos.

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Orange Ayatollah refuses to tell fans to stay calm and peaceful

Speaking to reporters after he and his former illegal immigrant wife voted in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday, convicted felon former President Trump refused an easy opportunity to tell his fans not to injure or kill anyone should he lose the election, among other stupid shit like complaining about Oprah Winfrey and snapping at another reporter for asking him about Florida’s abortion referendum.

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Federal appeals court spikes MAGA case vs Biden voting order

The Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday tossed Missouri and Arkansas’s moronic lawsuit against the Biden Administration over the 2021 executive order simply stipulating “the head of each agency shall evaluate ways in which the agency can, as appropriate and consistent with applicable law, promote voter registration and voter participation,” with the two economically depressed Red States claiming it was some sort of election rigging scam or whatever their fucking grievance was.

It’s not like there was ever a stay in place at the district level but the appellate defeat is still fun too see on election day. The horse is not just out of the barn but far over the horizon now.

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