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Neo-Hitler Youth outfit’s statement of confidence self-negating

The Texas chapter of the national Young Republicans on Tuesday issued an open letter to convicted felon President Trump, writing “In 2024, American voters overwhelmingly elected you with a popular mandate: mass deportations. For decades, our country has been swarmed by illegal aliens who have brought crime and fraud to our cities and towns. Ten million new illegals were ushered in by cartel smugglers during the Biden Administration alone, bringing the crisis to a boiling point.”

“The story about industrial scale fraud by Somali immigrants in Minnesota, with the complicity of Governor Walz, only scratches the surface of the hundreds of billions of dollars being stolen from Americans by criminal aliens. We knew from the beginning that historic mass deportations would be a major effort, and that the Left would fight back viciously against this existential threat to their fraud and human trafficking institutions. Dangerous street thugs are now collaborating with the globalist media conglomerates to turn public opinion against the interior enforcement agenda that the majority of Americans elected you to execute. The Mayor of Minneapolis has ordered the police to stand down as Antifa terrorists riot and assault DHS officers investigating fraud,” they continued and honestly it’s impossible to tell whether they’re lying or they actually believe that shit that DHS in on the ground in Minnesota “investigate fraud.” They really might truly be that fucking deluded.

“Our message to you, Mr President: do not back down,” and blah blah blah, skipping a few sentences of their fascist fapping… “Mr President, we applaud you and your administration for taking the bold steps necessary to restore our great nation and bring us the justice we so badly need.”

“We are confident you will see the mission through to its completion,” the next sentence literally reads. It’s like a “No Parking” sign that at the bottom says “Violators will be issued a piece of paper reminding them that this is a No Parking zone” or… Shit, this is so nakedly plaintive that coming up with a proportionate and clever analogy is actually really freaking hard. Fucking Nazi punks.

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