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Fox News reports Biden emboldened Houthis

The above headline is the end product of butthurt that the Houthi attacks on traffic in the Red Sea did not miraculously stop as soon as convicted felon President Trump took office again.

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Netanyahu Regime resumes bombing Gaza

At least 44 people are dead in Gaza after the Netanyahu Regime resumed bombing Gaza early Tuesday local time, the AP reports on airstrikes that were launched over what Israeli military leadership said was “a lack of progress” in Hamas releasing hostages taken in the brutal October 7, 2023 attack on Southern Israel. “It was not immediately clear if the operation was a one-time pressure tactic or if the 17-month-old war was being resumed altogether,” the AP noted dryly.

How’s that Nobel Peace Prize to Trump for “brokering” the “ceasefire” coming along?

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Toronto excludes Tesla from EV incentive

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow informed taxi and rideshare drivers that their purchases are no longer qualified for the city’s electric vehicle tax credit if they buy a Tesla, Reuters reports.

“We have certainly said that if you want to buy a Tesla, go ahead, but don’t count on taxpayer money to subsidize it,” Chow said, adding the impact wouldn’t be large. “It’s more symbolic.”

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“Wesley Scantlin has found himself in a puddle of trouble”

“Puddle of Mudd’s lead singer, Wesley Scantlin, has found himself in a puddle of trouble. He was taken into custody after Torrance Police responded to a home in the area. On Tuesday, March 11, officers were called to a home in Torrance. A short time later, Scantlin was arrested by Torrance PD officers following an incident involving allegations of domestic violence and drug possession,” says the lede to a Monday Fox 11 Los Angeles article, filed under the “entertainment” section.

Now to be fair, prior to the lede, the article does say “Are you or someone you know a recent survivor of domestic violence? Help is available. Los Angeles County has a hotline, which can be reached at 1-800-978-3600. A national hotline can be reached at 1-800-799-7233,” so the writer, credited only as “FOX 11 Digital Team,” does at least notionally treat the subject of domestic abuse seriously – for about as long as it takes the reader to scroll down to see the “puddle of trouble” part.

Easy to imagine they were just dying to use that little quip but experienced a few moments of angst over trivializing what’s very likely to be a tragic situation for Scantlin’s partner and/or children, wishing it was solely the drug possession thing he’d been arrested over, but then said “eh, fuck it” and hit “publish” with that line in there anyway. Or maybe there was no such crisis of conscience.

Maybe there was even less guilt on the part of that writer than this one after a circa 2002 faux pas concerning Scantlin’s band. This reporter, 18 at the time, asked out loud “Why is ‘Puddle of Mudd’ abbreviated as ‘POD’? Shouldn’t it be ‘POM’?” to which a peer sporting blonde-frosted spiked hair tips, a chain wallet, and possibly a black “KORN” t-shirt exclaimed “THEY’RE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BANDS, YOU IDIOT!” This reporter then simply laughed in the face of the offended party.

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Grandma passively wants “Soros-funded” judges impeached

At no point in the brief screed above did Congresswoman High School Dropout say she was actually going to file articles of impeachment against the judges who have been blocking the Trump regime’s autocratic ambitions – or putting them in a position to create a full-blown constitutional crisis by creating a situation in which the reich much more openly an unambiguously defies a court order. She did at least say “we” as in the House GOP majority, but otherwise she sounded more or less the same as some asshole on Twitter who has no agency to effect an impeachment against the “rogue” jurists. She could do it next Monday if she wanted to.

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Leaked memo confirms what DOGE already denied

“Recent reports in the media that Social Security plans to eliminate telephone services are inaccurate. SSA is increasing its protection for America’s seniors and other beneficiaries by eliminating the risk of fraud associated with changing bank account information by telephone.”

“SSA continuously investigates and analyzes potential threats to strengthen and secure our programs and protect people who receive benefits. Approximately 40 percent of Social Security direct deposit fraud is associated with someone calling SSA to change direct deposit bank information. SSA’s current protocol of simply asking identifying questions by telephone is no longer enough to prevent fraud,” says a Social Security Administration press release dated March 12th, headlined “Correcting the Record about Social Security Direct Deposit and Telephone Services,” and posted to their website hours after the Washington Post reported that they’re going to pull the plug on live phone support, a lifeline for luddite seniors who can’t or won’t use online portals.

Now Axios reports that the next day an internal memo circulated outlining changes that still, in the words of one former administrator, “would, in essence, break the agency,” mostly by requiring recipients to verify their identity in-person at field offices (that are being closed) rather than over the phone. “People have a lot of trouble with the identification process” already, says Jen Burdick, a lawyer who provides free legal services to recipients and that the proposed changes in the new memo are “a way they’re trying to use red tape to literally block people from getting benefits.”

In related news last week, 82 year-old Washington state man Ned Johnson told the Seattle Times that he had $5,201 wiped from his bank account after he was declared dead by DOGE last month.

After weeks of calling and calling he finally went in person to an office that’s soon-to-be-closed by Musk, waited four hours, and weaseled in to get the attention of a worker to show them his passport. It worked, kind of as Ned was resurrected insomuch as the bank returned the $5,201 to his account, but still has yet to receive his February and March Social Security payments.

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Hunter becomes the hunted: Trump pulls Secret Service detail

“Hunter Biden has had Secret Service protection for an extended period of time, all paid for by the United States Taxpayer. There are as many as 18 people on this Detail, which is ridiculous! He is currently vacationing in, of all places, South Africa, where the Human Rights of people has been strenuously questioned. Because of this, South Africa has been taken off our list of Countries receiving Economic and Financial Assistance. Please be advised that, effective immediately, Hunter Biden will no longer receive Secret Service protection. Likewise, Ashley Biden who has 13 agents will be taken off the list” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday.

Suppose it’s the least Trump could do to Old Smokes-Crack-A-Lot after Joe pardoned him and James Comer failed so miserably at impeaching him for his failed Jared Kushner wannabe act

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Fat bastard acts like April 2nd is Bastille Day

“April 2nd is Liberation Day for America, because we will start taking back some of the vast wealth that has been taken from us due to the many weak, incompetent, and perhaps even dishonest politicians who have represented us in the past!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. If only that were actually true and we got some action at our own Place de la Révolution.

Meanwhile the New York Times reports that Fat Robespierre told the CEOs of the Big Three they need to “buckle up” and deal with it come the 2nd, that he will fuck up their supply chains.

And in more Truth Social posts, Donald also appointed moron hick Tommy Tuberville, small-faced freak Charlie Kirk, and Senator David McCormick’s wife Dina Powell to the Air Force Academy board, short guy Sean Spicer, former co-defendant Walt Nauta, Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson, Wisconsin MAGA Congressman “Derek Van Order” [it’s “Van Orden,” fucking idiot spelled his name wrong], and Senator Tim Sheehy to the Naval Academy Board, and QAnon freak traitor Mike Flynn, MAGA Texas Congressman Wesley Hunt, and Steve’s daughter Maureen Bannon to the West Point board.

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Luna non-denies story about Trump offering her his bed

Unhinged right wing Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna on Monday tweeted “I seldom respond to nasty headlines because I don’t like giving trash credibility, however, being that there is allegedly a book coming out with me named and attacking @POTUS, his marriage, our first lady, and frankly implying something distasteful about me, I am responding. I was very pregnant and at the time experiencing pre-eclampsia symptoms, but was not diagnosed. As soon as [Trump] boarded the plane, being the gentleman and good person that he is, said if I did not feel well, I could use the back room. He did this in a respectful way and in front of my husband, of which we thanked him.”

“He also assured me that they had a medical team on board in case anything happened and they were aware of how pregnant I was. This was the most compassionate thing that could’ve been done at the time. I find it disgusting that the author fails to recognize that. A few weeks later, I was induced because I did have pre-eclampsia. The author of this book never reached out to me for comment. Which means that this book is likely going to be a shit hit piece. If people in POTUS orbit are talking to this author, they need to be cut off immediately. This is gross,” Luna continued.

The MAGA maniac was responding to an excerpt from Politico correspondent Alex Isenstadt’s upcoming book “Revenge: The Inside Story of Trump’s Return to Power,” previewed by the Daily Beast on Monday. In it, Isenstadt specifically writes that it wasn’t about him trying to fuck Luna, that she was pregnant and feeling sick, so Isenstadt did “recognize that,” quoting Donald as sating “If you need a bed to lay down in, there’s one here on the plane. If you feel sick and you need to lay there, you can lay on it.” The part that Luna’s apparently taking exception to is that Trump had then added a joke, saying “Just don’t tell Melania. She doesn’t like other women on my bed.”

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Minnesota Republicans want “TDS” recognized as mental illness

A group of MAGA Minnesota state senators on Monday introduced a bill amending the state’s statutes on mental illnesses to include the following language on “Trump Derangement Syndrome”: “Minnesota Statutes 2024, section 245I.02, is amended by adding a subdivision to read: Subd. 40a Trump Derangement Syndrome. ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J Trump’s behavior. This may be expressed by: (1) verbal expressions of intense hostility toward President Donald J Trump; and (2) overt acts of aggression and violence against anyone supporting President Donald J Trump or anything that symbolizes President Donald J Trump.”

Lucky for these cheap sluts and their obnoxious trolling there’s no chance it’ll get passed. Otherwise some unhinged far left extremists could kidnap them, skin them alive for a livestream audience on the dark web, and then be found not guilty by reason of “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

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Navajo code talkers erased from military websites

Images and information about the Navajo code talkers and other indigenous peoples – who served the US military as ready-made crypto communicators by the simple fact that their dialects were completely unknown to Japanese and German forces who would otherwise have enough English speakers among them assigned to listen in on open radio channels – have apparently been erased from Defense Department websites day drinking Secretary Pete Hegseth, Axios reports.

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Violent situation at remote Antarctic base probably of Earthly origin

An extremely troubling email sent by a member of South Africa’s Antarctic research team stationed at the Sanae IV base alleging that one of their number had sexually assaulted a female coworker, attacked a male one, and threatened to kill others – and they’re all stuck with this guy for at least the next 10 months – nonetheless did not say anything about them having to shoot a crazed Norwegian staff member from a nearby base in the eye after he pursued a weird Siberian husky across the vast frozen wasteland, right after the other Norwegian stupidly blew up their own helicopter.

Per the UK’s Times, the email read “Regrettably, [crazy asshole’s] behaviour has escalated to a point that is deeply disturbing. Specifically, he physically assaulted [victim], which is a grave violation of personal safety and workplace norms… Furthermore, he threatened to kill [other victim], creating an environment of fear and intimidation. I remain deeply concerned about my own safety, constantly wondering if I might become the next victim. His behaviour has become increasingly egregious, and I am experiencing significant difficulty in feeling secure in his presence. It is imperative that immediate action is taken to ensure my safety and the safety of all employees.” Which is definitely bad.

Worse would be if they found the guy’s body covered in red, bloody slime and that’s when they realize the one who’s been attacking them is actually an impostor, so they have to dump a barrel of aviation fuel on him and light it up with a flare. Also the base’s doctor should absolutely not for any reason use a defibrillator, no matter how convincingly a team member is faking a heart attack.

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February retail sales data misses expectations

“Advance estimates of US retail and food services sales for February 2025, adjusted for seasonal variation and holiday and trading-day differences, but not for price changes, were $722.7 billion, up 0.2 percent (±0.5 percent)* from the previous month, and up 3.1 percent (±0.5 percent) from February 2024. Total sales for the December 2024 through February 2025 period were up 3.8 percent (±0.5 percent) from the same period a year ago. The December 2024 to January 2025 change was revised from down 0.9 percent (±0.5 percent) to down 1.2 percent (±0.3 percent).”

“Retail trade sales were up 0.5 percent (±0.5 percent)* from January 2025, and up 3.4 percent (±0.5 percent) from last year. Food and beverage stores were up 3.9 percent (±0.7 percent) from last year, while nonstore retailers were up 6.5 percent (±1.4 percent) from February 2024,” the Commerce Department’s monthly update says. Economists had predicted a 0.7 increase, making this a pretty bad miss. But this is just a “detox period” and everything will be fine, et cetera.

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Houthi fuck do they think they are? No one challenges the narrative

“Let nobody be fooled! The hundreds of attacks being made by Houthi, the sinister mobsters and thugs based in Yemen, who are hated by the Yemeni people, all emanate from, and are created by, IRAN. Any further attack or retaliation by the ‘Houthis’ will be met with great force, and there is no guarantee that that force will stop there. Iran has played ‘the innocent victim’ of rogue terrorists from which they’ve lost control, but they haven’t lost control. They’re dictating every move, giving them the weapons, supplying them with money and highly sophisticated Military equipment, and even, so-called, ‘Intelligence.’ Every shot fired by the Houthis will be looked upon, from this point forward, as being a shot fired from the weapons and leadership of IRAN, and IRAN will be held responsible, and suffer the consequences, and those consequences will be dire!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday following attempted drone attacks on US Navy ships on Saturday.

We were to understand that this kind of shit wouldn’t be happening if Trump returned to power as, for example, on January 12, 2024 he posted “So, let me get this straight. We’re dropping bombs all over the Middle East, AGAIN (where I defeated ISIS!)… Now we have wars in Ukraine, Israel, and Yemen,” as if to say they Houthis were too afraid of him to attack the Navy. So that was a lie too.

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Fanboy can hardly contain his erection for Tom Homan

“We are going to make this country safe again. I wake up every morning loving my job because I work for the greatest president in the history of my life. And we are going to make this country safe again. I’m proud to be a part of this administration. We are not stopping. I don’t care what the judges think. I don’t care what the Left thinks. We’re coming,” bald Nazi Tom Homan raged on Fox Monday, prompting host Lawrence Jones to all but ask if he could blow Homan on live television.

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No shit, Sherlock

North Dakota corn farmer Justin Sherlock tells NPR he had been hoping that other people would be suffering the consequences of convicted felon President Trump’s shambolic and fucking incompetent methods of conducting his “trade war,” that it was all just a means of negotiation and Sherlock and his neighbors would continue to have reliable access to Chinese markets. That was until the fat bastard posted they should get ready to supply Americans instead and to “Have fun!”

“That really struck a lot of farmers, it was the wrong note. It has a lot of them questioning, is there a plan?” Sherlock said, adding that he’s in the red ahead of the spring planting season and doesn’t know how he’s going to be able to finance his operations and he can’t take Trump’s post “to the banker and say, well, our political leadership must have a plan, so give me a loan.”

NPR’s article does not say outright that Sherlock voted for the fat fuck, though it’s heavily implied through the headline that says “North Dakota went big for Trump. Now many farmers say they face an uncertain future.” Then there’s the delicate language he uses to describe the collapse in confidence, the “If only the Fuhrer knew“-esque wist evident. Also funny is how NPR writes that another farmer, who also did not say who he voted for, told them “the current uncertainty isn’t good for the markets. But he’s hesitant to talk politics. That was a popular refrain during interviews across the region. North Dakota, with just under 800,000 people, is like one big, small town. Business and relationships are delicate. In some corners, like in much of America, there is now a deep distrust of mainstream media. Also, in a state where more than 67 percent of the electorate voted for Trump, some folks appeared worried about saying the wrong thing and facing retaliation,” lol.

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