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Orange Felon demands Joe Biden be put back on ballot

“60 MINUTES SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY TAKEN OFF THE AIR – ELECTION INTERFERENCE. CBS SHOULD LOSE ITS LICENSE. THIS IS THE BIGGEST SCANDAL IN BROADCAST HISTORY. Kamala should be investigated and forced off the Campaign, and Joe Biden allowed to take back his rightful place (He got 14 Million Primary Votes, she got none!). THIS WHOLE SORDID AND FRAUDULENT EVENT IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY,” wrote convicted felon former President Trump in a Thursday shitpost continuing his meltdown over the 60 Minutes interview he pussied out of.

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Hamas leader lost his will to live after seeing Trump polls

The facts speak for themselves: Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar lost his will to live after seeing what’s happening in the US presidential election, with President Trump surging in the polls, Polymarket now predicting an incredible 65 percent chance of him winning, and crazy Kamala Harris’s trainwreck of an interview with Fox News’s Bret Baier convinced Sinawar that there was no hope for him or his terrorist group to survive to fight Israel another day. So he gave up and let himself be shot dead.

No president has ever been a stronger ally to Israel and the Jews and if they don’t vote for him they should have their heads examined – especially after seeing this terrorist basically commit suicide in pure despair over the certainty of another Trump Administration. Sinawar knew that he would not get any more help from Iran – who will be broke again on January 20, 2025 because Trump will put 5,000 or even 10,000 percent tariffs on their shipments of guns and bombs to Hamas – since Kamala Harris will not be taking over the Oval Office from Hamas’s other great friend, Crooked Joe Biden.

Sinawar’s death is just one of so many incredible accomplishments that President Trump has already achieved before his return to the Oval Office: From Disney+ canceling that lesbian-themed Star Wars series to record stock market gains to lower gas prices to decreasing crime to plunging border crossings, it’s clear that his winning poll numbers are already having a positive effect on the world, despite the garbage leftist fake news media claiming he just danced to music on stage for 39 minutes when he was supposed to be answering questions at a town hall event in Pennsylvania.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this pitch for a Trump campaign press release on the de facto suicide by Hamas leader Yeahyeah Sinemax. We hope our MAGA readers enjoyed it.

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Kenyan deputy president tries “too sick to be impeached” excuse

Running low on options to avoid testifying in his impeachment trial, Kenya Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua on Thursday tried the old “too sick to be impeached” excuse, and checked into a hospital in order to duck the angry senators who want him removed from office yesterday, the BBC reports.

“The sad reality is that the deputy president of the Republic of Kenya has been taken sick, very sick, and is… in hospital,” said Gachagua’s lawyer Paul Muite. The Senate rejected a proposal to extend the trial another few days and will continue without Gachagua present. The deputy president is facing removal over the usual corruption and bribery charges common to African politics.

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Autocratic Apricot cancels next week’s speech at NRA confab

Continuing on his non-speaking tour of canceled public appearances and media engagements, Republican presidential nominee and convicted fraudster Donald Trump’s campaign announced he was canceling a planned speech at a National Rifle Association conference in Savannah, Georgia next Tuesday, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.

No specific reason was given other than a generic “schedule conflict,” but neither Trump’s campaign schedule or his court docket have other events listed for October 22nd.  Trump canceling a campaign speech to a friendly audience in a battleground state

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Hype over Black MAGA voters sees Trump at 8 percent in poll

A new Howard University survey of Black swing state voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 84 to 8 percent, with the rest undecided, which is kind of close to the 90 to 8 percent margin President Joe Biden won the Black vote by in 2020.

But you know the Blacks love Trump because, um, he’s anti-immigration or something.

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Nikki Haley records “lesser of two evils” robocall

“Hi, this is Nikki Haley calling on behalf of President Donald Trump’s campaign. I don’t agree with President Trump 100% of the time. You might not either. But we have a decision to make, and I’m looking at what we know about each candidate,” says either the former South Carolina governor or an artificial intelligence-generated simulacrum of her voice in a robocall, CNN reports.

Question to all the “KaMaLA wULdn’t oF gONe On CHaRLaMaGnE TeH g0d’S sHOw iF sHe wASn’t wuRRiEd Ab0uT tEh BLaCk v0tErs!” people: Why is Nikki Haley doing a robocall for the Orange God Emperor if Trump isn’t worried about her primary voters defecting to the veep’s campaign?

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James Comer celebrates record number of hearings, subpoenas issued, and other accomplish-ish-ments during 118th Congress

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Team Orange begs court to delay evidence unsealing past election

Ahead of the expected unsealing of a large cache of evidence against convicted felon former President Trump in the DC coup attempt conspiracy case on Thursday afternoon, his piece of shit lawyers this morning begged circuit Judge Tanya Chutkan to push it back past Election Day, writing in a motion that “President Donald J Trump respectfully requests that the Court temporarily continue the stay of its October 10, 2024, Order through November 14, 2024, to allow for the concurrent filing of the parties’ respective immunity appendices. In support, President Trump states as follows:”

[About five pages of jargon and nonsense before they get to their actual motivation]

“Whether or not the Special Counsel is politically motivated, the asymmetric release of charged allegations and related documents during early voting creates a concerning appearance of election interference, as noted by recognized legal commentators with vast prosecutorial experience [they cite some douchebag’s New York Times op-ed] These concerns are particularly poignant given the incumbent Vice President’s targeted and ongoing, and false, use of these proceedings in election advertising [More citations from The Hill and other outlets]. Although the Court has decided, over President Trump’s objections, that the ”political consequences of these proceedings’ is not a cognizable legal prejudice,’ the Court has not addressed the public’s interest in ensuring that this case does not unduly interfere, or appear to interfere, with the ongoing election.”

“A temporary stay would serve that interest by ensuring that the redacted SA Appendix is accompanied by President Trump’s rebuttal, reducing (but again not eliminating) this case’s improper impact on the election, as well as the potential for voter confusion. Additionally, a stay would promote public confidence in the integrity of these proceedings and a court’s duty to remain apolitical.” Lol at these twats and their “the public’s interest in ensuring that this case does not unduly interfere” concern-signaling. Irony’s dead, you don’t need to keep desecrating its remains.

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Orange Pussy cancels yet another MSM interview

Convicted felon former President Trump backed out of yet another mainstream media interview this week, CNN’s Brian Stelter writes in his daily newsletter that, on top of the hit CNBC announced on air Tuesday that the fat bastard had fucked off from, Stelter’s “learned of another planned Trump interview that was suddenly scrapped. NBC News thought it had secured a sit-down with Trump to discuss the economy and other matters, according to three sources with knowledge of the matter.”

“The interview was expected to take place in Philadelphia on Monday and correspondent Christine Romans (a CNN alum) was set to be the interviewer, I’m told. But then it was called off by the Trump team,” Stelter continues, adding that “The interview was ‘postponed,’ one of the sources said, and NBC is in discussions to reschedule it.” All the luck in the world with NBC on that one.

We have no opinion on whether Vice President Kamala Harris’s light media schedule during the the first two months or so of her campaign was more of the risk aversion the MSM said it was or if they were just being whiny, entitled cocksuckers complaining they weren’t getting the access they demanded. Well there definitely was a lot of the latter, it’s just we can’t tell exactly where one ended and the other began. No such dilemma presents itself with Trump now though in the final stretch. He really is “in bubble wrap” the way the tickledicks in the horserace industrial complex said Harris was a month ago. His campaign’s first, last, and only mission every day is to shield him from the kind of clusterfucks that were the NABJ interview and the ABC News debate. Were another bad cycle on that scale to happen again at this point then The Narrative™ would call the election for Harris.

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“Young Americans swipe left on Trump voters”: Axios

Under the cheeky headline of “Young Americans swipe left on Trump voters,” probably deliberately written to understate the self-perpetuating incel-dom of Gen-Z Trump fanboys, Axios “exclusively” reports that a Generation Lab survey finds 45 percent of women under 35 saying their opinion would change negatively if they’d found that their date had voted for convicted felon former President Trump compared to 39 percent of men saying the same. On the other side, 35 percent of young women saying they’d feel good about a Harris voter, compared with 28 percent of men.

Axios didn’t provide the gender breakdown of the anti-Harris dating set, but overall the numbers are 19 percent negative for her vs 43 percent negative for Trump. The positives are 32 percent for Harris overall to Trump’s 17 percent. “Not voting at all seems to matter less in the dating game than voting for Trump,” the normally GOP-friendly media outlet writes about his appeal to 18-34s.

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Team Harris pleased with how the Baier interview went

A “person close to” Vice President Kamala Harris texted Politico Playbook to assess her performance in the interview-ish segment with Fox News’s Bret Baier on Wednesday, writing Harris’s mission was accomplished amid “constant interruptions and 20 straight minutes of attempted Fox-style gotchas, and she schooled him, shut him down, and got hits that Fox’s audience literally never gets to hear.”

“Even in difficult moments, Harris found a landing. When Baier played clips of Americans whose loved ones had been killed by an illegal immigrant and asked the VP whether she owed those families an apology, Harris showed empathy and admitted that illegal immigration was a big problem before pivoting to Trump: ‘But let’s talk about… an individual who does not want to participate into solutions,'” Playbook writes, plainly kind of disappointed that it wasn’t a trainwreck for the veep.

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Harris 46 – Trump 45 in Pennsylvania: UMass Lowell poll

A new University of Massachusetts Lowell/YouGov survey of likely voters in Pennsylvania finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 46 to 45 percent. Harris holds a 5 percent net edge on favorability at 44/50 favorable/unfav to Trump’s 42/53 fav/unfav.

Taylor Swift is 45 percent underwater with GOP voters at 16 percent favorable to 61 unfavorable, lol.

The pollster also conducted a New Hampshire survey and found Harris leading the fat demented old fuck 50 to 41 percent, which is pretty close to Joe Biden’s +8 win in the Granite State in 2020.

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Remember when Harris needed a teleprompter for a town hall?

Wow this was pretty damning last week even if you couldn’t see the text on the screen and discern whether it was in English or Spanish much less what it actually said, right?

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Jim Jordan wrestling his way to House GOP leadership

There is pretty much zero doubt, the way Punchbowl News tells it, that spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan is angling for a position in House GOP leadership given his recent habit of handing out unsolicited donations to other members’ campaigns as well as asking if they want him to show up for them in person – since Jordan doesn’t have to campaign for himself in a district gerrymandered into a malformation that would make the 19th century German Empire blush.

“We’re going to win. I’m going to be chairman of the Judiciary Committee. We’re going to use reconciliation to cut the taxes. We’re going to get back to common sense energy policy and we’re going to secure the border. While we’re doing all that, we’re going to be focused on protecting your right to ask me this question five more times,” said Jordan, non-denying his ambitions.

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