Hard charging Lakeville, Massachusetts Police Detective Robert Schiffer isn’t taking no for an answer from those donut-gobbling pussies in Connecticut and Rhode Island, taking the lead and forming a multistate task force to take down the sons of bitches on a vape shop burglary crew that’ve hit dozens of liquid nicotine purveyors from East Hartford to Saugus, WPRI reports.
Schiffer already cuffed one of the skids, 19 year-old Jokari Fuquary-Rios, identified two others and issued warrants for them, and is squeezing the dips for the fourth one in the crew. The fuckin meter maids in Rhody and Connecticut had their dicks in their hands while he was actually working.
Of course, being a savvy media operator, Schiffer publicly acted like the mooks had kicked in. “This investigation would not have been possible without regional cooperation and the dedication of motivated detectives who all wanted the same outcome,” Schiffer said. “Everyone involved worked together, shared information, and stayed focused on holding those responsible accountable.”