Speaking to reporters on board Air Force One following to his non-campaign campaign rally in Las Vegas on Saturday, convicted felon President Trump suggested removing all Gazans from their territory and resettling them in Egypt of Jordan, saying he had spoken to the latter’s King Abdullah II about his country taking in all 2.1 million residents of the Gaza Strip, CNN reports.

“I said to him that I’d love you to take on more, because I’m looking at the whole Gaza Strip right now and it’s a mess, it’s a real mess. I don’t know, something has to happen, but it’s literally a demolition site right now. Almost everything’s demolished and people are dying there, so I’d rather get involved with some of the Arab nations and build housing in a different location where I think they could maybe live in peace,” the fat fuck said, adding it “could be temporary” or “could be long-term.”

Weird how Trump never mentioned this idea at a rally in southeast Michigan before the election.

Conservative South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol was been formally indicted Sunday on insurrection charges for his moronic December 3rd declaration of martial law, Reuters reports.

“The prosecution has decided to indict Yoon Suk Yeol, who is facing charges of being a ringleader of insurrection,” South Korean Democratic Party spokesman Han Min-soo told a press conference. “The punishment of the ringleader of insurrection now begins finally.” Yoon faces the death penalty.

It’s a purge of independent watchdogs in the middle of the night.

Inspectors general are charged with rooting out government waste, fraud, abuse, and preventing misconduct.

President Trump is dismantling checks on his power and paving the way for widespread corruption. https://t.co/mZNGzche7Y

— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) January 25, 2025

OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! GUYS, GUYS, DID YOU SEE WHAT TRUMP DID? OH FUCK, AMERICA IS SO SCREWED BECAUSE HE FIRED THE INSPECTORS GENERAL FROM 17 DIFFERENT GOVERNMENT AGENCIES! IT’S ILLEGAL TOO BECAUSE CONGRESS PASSED A LAW IN 2022 REQUIRING 30 DAYS NOTICE TO THEM PRIOR TO ANY TERMINATION! TRUMP HAS NO RESPECT FOR DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTIONAL NORMS! THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED UP! A COMPLETE OUTRAGE!

IMPEACH HIM IMMEDIATELY, AGAIN! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WON’T STAND FO- Lol.

This isn’t to say “who cares?” Everything in Liz Warren’s tweet is true enough, as it’s (probably) true that the IGs will make this a long and drawn-out fight in court given said violation of the law. It’s just who the hell does she think this appeals to? Is Joe Rogan going to invite her on his show on Monday to ask her about why this is so bad? Even if he did, how’s she going to answer when he asks about some blog post he read that said the Smithsonian IG was hiding evidence that a race of winged humans once thrived in Brazil until the 1500s when a Portuguese Catholic bishop ordered them exterminated for contradicting church dogma about angels? Would “Trump didn’t actually fire Smithsonian Inspector General Nicole Angarella,” work there or is Warren going to be stuck debating the merits of the “evidence” of pre-Columbian angels in Brazil until the clock runs out?

“A low pressure system from the north will bring colder temperatures and rain chances to southern CA as early as Saturday afternoon, lasting into Monday. Expecting the highest rain totals favoring Los Angeles County and the eastern San Gabriel mountains. There is also a risk of thunderstorms (10-20 percent chance), capable of producing small hail and isolated brief heavy downpours with rainfall rates up to 0.75 in/hr. There is a low chance for more serious impacts (debris flows for recent burn scars) if heavier showers/storms pass over these vulnerable areas,” says an advisory at weather.gov/losangeles on the rain coming three weeks after it could’ve saved thousands of homes, now potentially threatening more due to landslides and similar punishments from Gaia.

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday reposted a meme apparently warning that “the media” will be lying about kids and families being deported while deliberately ignoring that shirtless, sweaty men with tattoos will be the ones actually shipped off to their home countries.

The meme originated with Truth Social user “Kit Roupe”, who wrote “Really?! The Mayor of Chicago and the Gov of Illinois need to be truthful with their constituents. (Watch Tik Tok below). They’d have you believe the media lie too…” above the meme. The TikTok video is of Gov JB Pritzker at a press conference on Thursday, and nothing he says in the clip has anything to do with exempting children and their parents from deportation while only rounding up shirtless, sweaty, tattooed men.

The point of that failed attempt to parse what was actually going on in the Truth Social-verse being to point out what can be more widely understood, whether it was Trump’s intent or not, as him getting ahead of what will be some ugly scenes when, not if, children and families get rounded up and interned. Back during the 2018 family separations shitshow Trump and his ballsucking cultists seized on a circa 2013 photo of an unaccompanied minor locked in a cage to say “Trump isn’t caging children, that was Obama’s policy” while simultaneously claiming that detaining children and parents was a necessary and justifiable measure. That’s not going to be so easy this time when you have his minions saying that schools can be raided, that US citizen children of undocumented migrants can be deported too – Trump himself literally said that last month – or end up in the foster system.

It’s not like saying the media’s going to be lying about that is a good way of getting out in front of what will metastasize into a hell of a blowback. It’s definitely a way to do it however.

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has exiled presidential puppeteer and psychotic billionaire Elon Musk out of the West Wing to the Eisenhower Office Building across the street and required him to forward all “DOGE” reports to her first before convicted felon President Trump sees them, according to the questionable British rag the Daily Mail. Whether or not there’s any truth to this reporting it tracks with Politico’s Thursday story on Musk’s tirade against Trump’s “Stargate” AI project and the shitshow it caused internally. So hopefully Elon freaks out and makes it worse.

Mexican officials on Thursday denied a US military deportation flight permission to land in the country and drop off around 80 undocumented migrants, NBC News reports.

“Mexico has a very good relationship with the United States government and we cooperate with respect for our sovereignty on a wide range of issues, including migration,” said the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in a statement light on details. “When it comes to repatriations, we will always welcome the arrival of Mexicans to our territory with open arms. Mexico embraces you.”

It’s not clear whether the flight ever took off on Friday or Saturday. Guatemala on the other hand has received three US military flights with a total of 256 deportees so far this week.

Christopher Guest’s 2000 mockumentary about a fictionalized knockoff of the Westminster Kennel Club show is just what the vet ordered after a rough week back with a dogshit president.

It’s not official official yet but it appears that rapey white nationalist alcoholic former Fox News host Pete Hegseth will be confirmed to US Secretary of Defense on Friday night.

Convicted felon President Trump is on the ground in southern California and already Governor Gavin Newsom has “greeted” him at Los Angeles international airport. Should be some laughs.

Harvard Law Professor Stephen Sachs on Friday wasted valuable seconds explaining to CNBC what a community college history adjunct could have about dickhead MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles’s ballsucking of convicted felon President Trump in the form of a proposed constitutional amendment allowing the fat fuck to run a third term. Sachs called it “impossibly difficult, assuming that it would receive no or very few Democratic votes, either in Congress or in the state legislatures,” given that 67 Senators, 290 House Members, and 38 state legislatures would need to ratify it.

“Under Article V of the Constitution, both the House and the Senate have to approve an amendment proposal by a two-thirds vote,” Sachs said and again it doesn’t take a fucking Harvard Law professor to explain this. They could’ve just copied and pasted from friggin Wikipedia about the process.

The one actually useful part of the CNBC article is that it mentions how the twatwaffle Ogles wrote the amendment so it would only apply to Trump, and not Bill Clinton, George W Bush, or Barack Obama by specifying that a president only be eligible for a third term if they previously served a non-consecutive first term. Guess Ogles was worried Obama would kick Trump’s ass in 2028.

Navajo Nation Council Speaker Crystalyne Curley on Thursday told other members of the indigenous tribe’s council that she’s been getting reports of her people being arrested by ICE, the Arizona Mirror reports on the usual fucked up shit happening on the Planet of The MAGA Apes.

“We now know that Navajo people and enrolled members of other tribes are being detained in Phoenix and other cities by ICE,” Curley said during a committee meeting on Thursday. “The reports that we have received indicate that we need to coordinate an operation or some type of response to help our enrolled tribal members here on the Navajo Nation.” A press release by the nation details an individual case of a member being interrogated for nine hours. “Senator Theresa Hatathlie reported virtually on a case in which a Navajo citizen was detained for nine hours, highlighting the need for emergency protocols. She stressed that many tribal members struggle with documentation, which has worsened under the recent ICE sweeps. Despite possessing Certificates of Indian Blood (CIBs) and state-issued IDs, several individuals have been detained or questioned by ICE agents who do not recognize these documents as valid proof of citizenship. Speaker Curley called for swift action from the Executive Branch, noting previous responses have been insufficient.”

Now this was the kind of situation Harris voters should’ve been looking forward to: The more people who get pissed off (but are mostly unharmed in the end) the better. Let this fire burn hot and fast.

A very weak and pathetic magnitude 2.4 earthquake centered in the shopping mall town of Paramus weak hit northern New Jersey on Friday afternoon at approximately 1 PM EST. So lame and soft was the tremor that the Weather Channel picked it up for content using their own employee’s account.

“I thought it was a large truck passing by, but then my neighbors started texting each other, sharing reports via Ring cameras and Bergen County Facebook groups,” Weather Channel staffer and Bergen County, New Jersey resident Carmen Molina said to colleague Jan Wesner Childs, who must be the outlet’s expert on seismology, which it need not be said has nothing to do with weather.

Oh wait, this is what Childs wrote further down: “‘Quakes are not common in this area, but they do happen and can be quite strong,’ Weather.com meteorologist and natural disasters expert Orelon Sidney said. ‘April 2024 saw a quake that was felt in NYC of 4.8.'” Holy shit they really can’t even just call up an actual geologist for a fucking quote – or someone who can speak in complete sentences.

Was this Orleon Sidney assclown drunk on absinthe and/or stoned on Xanax when they sputtered out “April 2024 saw a quake that was felt in NYC of 4.8”? Jesus Christ, maybe go see a neurologist about that. An actual one and not someone who calls themselves a “brain disaster expert.”

“I am writing to request the transfer of inmate George John Hanson from the US Bureau of Prisons to state custody. He is currently incarcerated at the United States Penitentiary, Pollock, which I understand is a facility within the South-Central Region. Your agency’s records indicate that Inmate Hanson is currently assigned the BOP Register Number 08585-062. I request that he be transferred to Lexington Assessment and Reception Center in Lexington, Oklahoma. As Oklahoma’s executive authority responsible for law enforcement, I am submitting this request to you pursuant to 18 USC § 3623 and your agency’s policies. As you know, the statute creates certain obligations for the Director of the Bureau of Prisons. The Director has delegated that authority to you.”

“I have enclosed a certified copy of the judgment of conviction indicating that Inmate Hanson was sentenced to death in Oklahoma state court. On August 31, 1999, Inmate Hanson and his accomplice, Victor Miller, carjacked and kidnapped 77-year-old Mary Bowles from the parking lot of a mall in Tulsa, Oklahoma, before Inmate Hanson eventually executed her with a semi-automatic pistol as she lay on the ground by an isolated dirt pit near Owasso, Oklahoma,” writes Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond in a letter to Bureau of Prisons official Danon Colbert.

“The next execution in Oklahoma is currently scheduled for March 20, 2025. I request that you effectuate Inmate Hanson’s transfer to state custody in advance of that date, so that he is eligible for the next available execution date. Please contact me immediately if you are unable to comply with my request,” Drummond continued in the letter after bitching about the Biden Administration holding up the transfer for two years. That sure sucks for George John Hanson.

During a meeting with local officials in western North Carolina on Friday, in between saying he’s looking to abolish FEMA and that Canadians would have much better health care if they were the 51st state, convicted felon President Trump told a reporter he won’t take any responsibility if something happens to John Bolton or Anthony Fauci, brushing it off as them simply no longer working in government and having enough money to pay for it themselves, thus justifying this.

Set aside the fact that Trump not only had enough money to pay for his own security the past four years of his unemployment, and not only did he bleed taxpayers for the regular cost of Secret Service operations but he actually charged agents more than the normal rates to house them at his various properties because “Wow, Trump’s being a hypocritical cunt!” isn’t really news.

Been meaning to get to this, but it’s the “responsibility” thing that actually points to a major liability elsewhere: It’s not terribly likely that Fauci or Bolton or Mike Pompeo will get murdered, despite Trump’s best efforts to make that more likely. It’s the actual near certainty that someone’s going to be killed by one of the 1,500 Capitol rioters the fat fuck just pardoned. There were legitimate hardened criminals in that group, guys whose rap sheets had nothing to do with right wing politics, ones who couldn’t even vote for Trump because they were already felons, who are now back out on the streets. Donald’s not going to “take responsibility” for that either, but that’s not going to matter when Laken Riley’s blood was on Joe and Kamala’s hands because open border blah blah blah.

Trump literally let these fucking animals out of prison and a few of them are going to end up making him look very responsible for whatever they end up doing. It’s a near-mathematical certainty.

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday pulled former National Institute of Health Director Dr Anthony Fauci’s security detail, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins reports. Guess it was the least Trump could do to terrorize the old doctor given that Biden preemptively pardoned him over no actual crimes but all sorts of anticipated Justice Department harassment by the new MAGA Reich.

Per Collins, Fauci is now paying for his own security after the Biden Administration had armed personnel with the NIH protect him. What makes this considerably more fucked up than pulling it from Bolton, Pompeo, and that other guy was that Iranian jihad on them is an extrinsic threat that Trump is supposed to be deterring through being tough and all that bullshit. It was Trump himself who started the MAGA jihad against Fauci, channeling the blame for his own failures during the COVID pandemic toward the doctor. Might as well make it worse on him five years later, right?

The governor of the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s North Kivu province was killed fighting on the front lines against the Rwanda-backed the M23 rebels this week, the AP reports.

Further details about the death of Major General Peter Cirimwami were not available but it’s clear he was tougher and likely taller than than Ron DeSantis. Cirimwami’s KIA is just the latest setback for the Congolese government’s forces on the violent eastern frontier with Rwanda, as the M23 sons of bitches have in recent weeks virtually encircled the provinical capital Goma, home to two million people as well as a towering volcano that regularly spews fast-flowing basaltic lava onto the town.

Panic broke out in the city Thursday as the M23 captured the town of Sake, just 16 miles from Goma, yet Cirimwami was killed even closer in a village only eight miles outside of the city. It’s not clear if the late general was elected or appointed governor under martial law or whatever. His LinkedIn page would seem to indicate the latter, as it says “Gouverneur militaire du Nord-Kivu” as the first title.

United Healthcare has a new CEO after former chief Brian Thompson was abruptly terminated by an unforeseen adjustment to the company’s leadership team last month, CNBC reports.

New CEO Tim Noel is an internal hire, promoted from leading the team in charge of the insurer’s Medicare Advantage plans, which CNBC notes “have been the source of skyrocketing costs for insurers,” and thus policy holders constantly getting fucked over by nihilistic pencil pushers.

Noel “brings unparalleled experience to this role with a proven track record and strong commitment to improving how health care works for consumers, physicians, employers, governments and our other partners,” UHC said in a statement on their website. It’s not clear what if anything Noel will actually do to address the root causes of Luigi Mangione getting famous. Just about the only change of note that UHC had undertaken since Thompson’s assassination is taking down their executive leadership page and given the C-suite security details, the freaking pussies.

Convicted felon President Trump expressed confusion on Friday when asked about his invitation to California Senator Adam Schiff to tour the damage wrought on Los Angeles by the still-ongoing fires. Schiff’s office had on Thursday night publicly declined the invitation, saying “Senator Schiff greatly appreciates the President’s visit to see the devastation of these wildfires firsthand and the invitation to accompany him, and regrets that he’s unable to join the President in Los Angeles due to scheduled nomination votes.” So Trump doesn’t remember it or one of his minions did it for him.

Either way he doesn’t know what the hell’s going on has been apparent for years.