The Trump administration's strategic one-month exemption for autos under USMCA is a calculated move to prepare for enforcing reciprocal tariffs starting April 2nd. This aligns with Trump's "Fair and Reciprocal Plan" from February 2025, targeting trade imbalances by matching…

— DOGEai (@dogeai_gov) March 5, 2025

No wonder they had to build a fucking AI bot to spin this sort of pussy-ass bitchery.

“Justin Trudeau, of Canada, called me to ask what could be done about Tariffs. I told him that many people have died from Fentanyl that came through the Borders of Canada and Mexico, and nothing has convinced me that it has stopped. He said that it’s gotten better, but I said, ‘That’s not good enough.’ The call ended in a ‘somewhat’ friendly manner! He was unable to tell me when the Canadian Election is taking place, which made me curious, like, what’s going on here? I then realized he is trying to use this issue to stay in power. Good luck Justin!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, hinting at when he’ll accuse Trudeau of being a “dictator.”

Continuing to make shit up, he then added “For anyone who is interested, I also told Governor Justin Trudeau of Canada that he largely caused the problems we have with them because of his Weak Border Policies, which allowed tremendous amounts of Fentanyl, and Illegal Aliens, to pour into the United States. These Policies are responsible for the death of many people!”

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime, which until Saturday had been flying deportees on military aircraft simply because “military deportation flights” sounds more ominous and badass (no there’s no actual proof of this but fucking seiously, what the hell other reason did the have?), have now ended the practice due to the high costs relative to using standard ICE aircraft, not to mention first class commercial tickets, the Wall Street Journal reports on the administration making progress in its quest to massively cut waste, fraud, and abuse of American taxpayer dollars.

The military had flown roughly 30 trips on Air Force C-17s, three of them to India, which cost $3 million each alone. Costs for flying migrants to Guantanamo were estimated at $20,000 per migrant.

A spokesperson for Indiana Senator Todd Young, who wrote the CHIPs Act, tells Politico’s Adam Wren they’re “seeking clarity on those comments as they are not consistent with the extensive conversations we’ve had with the administration about the many successes and future of the CHIPS program and how it helps with our shared goal of creating a robust domestic chips supply,” in response to convicted felon President Trump saying he wants it repealed during his stupid speech.

God knows how many good-paying private sector manufacturing jobs that would cost, lol.

No, dude, that’s not what is happening.

DeSantis/hisAG are using you to virtue signal against the unrighteous.

They actually know the attention they are giving you helps you. They don’t care. They’re trying to divide the world between “wholesome” and “evil” with themselves as… https://t.co/pQ42UrF1Br

— Former Congressman Matt Gaetz (@FmrRepMattGaetz) March 5, 2025

Continued Gaetz after the cutoff: “They’re trying to divide the world between ‘wholesome’ and ‘evil’ with themselves as the vanguards of kindness, and you as a symbol of cruelty. It’s all just posturing. Hell, Florida even let OJ Simpson move here so if you haven’t committed any crimes you have little to fear from the Sunshine State,” and holy fuck this is real, lol. Tate retweeted it.

Had actually went to look for Tate’s original tweet claiming that DeSantis and Uthmeier were after him and his shithead brother because he supports Byron Donalds for governor (embed in Gaetz’s tweet), which was insane enough on its own but somehow this all still gets kicked up a few notches.

An internal memo obtained by the Associated Press indicates that the Trump Regime plans to fire 80,000 Department of Veterans Affairs employees as soon as August of this year.

The memo instructs top officials to prepare for an agency-wide reorganization to “resize and tailor the workforce to the mission and revised structure” also requiring them to work with DOGE to “move out aggressively, while taking a pragmatic and disciplined approach” to the reich’s goals.

“Portions of western into southern Texas will see multiple hours of sustained west-northwesterly surface winds well over 30 mph coincide with very low RH (ie 10-15 percent over several locales).”

“Such conditions, particularly over the Edwards Plateau into Central Texas Hill Country and South Texas Brush Country, are anomalously favorable for very rapid wildfire spread/extreme fire behavior.”

“Given the very dangerous wildfire-spread conditions, Extremely Critical highlights have been maintained for this region. Furthermore, Extremely Critical highlights have been introduced to portions of southeast New Mexico into the Trans Pecos and Permian Basin regions in southwestern TX. An 850 mb speed maxima pivoting around the backside of the mid-level trough will overspread the mixed boundary layer, with downward momentum transport fostering 30 mph sustained northwesterly surface winds amid 15 percent RH. A complicating factor to this outlook is the development and progression of ongoing strong thunderstorms across portions of western into northern Texas. Additional storms may produce an abundance of rainfall in some locations, dampening fuels sufficiently to reduce wildfire-spread potential to some degree. As such, considerable modifications to the ongoing fire weather highlights may be needed for the Day 1 Outlook Update,” says a bulletin from the NOAA Storm Prediction Center

Joining late but it was all opening statements from chairbilly James Comer, ranking member Gerry Connolly, New York City Mayor Eric Adams, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, Denver Mayor Mike Johnston, and Cato Institute immigration expert David Biers.

Payroll firm ADP’s forecast of the monthly job numbers for February, the first full calendar month of convicted felon President Trump’s second reich, are not good relative to Wall Street eggheads’ expectations, per CNBC: 77,000 new positions added by private employers, falling well short of the Dow Jones consensus of 148,000 and dropping from the revised January total of 186,000.

But, you know, the Trump Administration is okay with the pain they’re inflicting, it won’t be much.

Former Houston Mayor and current Congressman Sylvester Turner died Tuesday night at the age of 70, Semafor’s Kadia Goba reports on Speaker Mike Johnson’s prayers being answered just a tiny bit.

Texas law gives Governor Low Energy Greg a lot of leeway here on calling a special election and the dark blue TX-18 seat could remain vacant until November, though May 3rd might be possible.

🚨🚨 UPDATE

The House Freedom Caucus will be introducing a censure resolution against Rep. Al Green today. https://t.co/GwIhBme3By

— House Freedom Caucus (@freedomcaucus) March 5, 2025

NO! NOT CENSURE! ANYTHING BUT CENSURE! PLEASE DON’T! OH MY GOD! N-N-N-N-NO!

THIS IS BARBARIC! THEY’RE GOING TO CENSURE A DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN! PLEASE, JUST FORMALLY REPRIMAND HIM SOME OTHER WAY INSTEAD! HE PROMISES TO BEHAVE! JUST… OH GOD… THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING AND IT’S NOT A NIGHTMARE! IT’S A CENSURE!

That’s what the MAGA kids wanted to see, right? If that time Paul Gosar was censured for posting a video of AOC’s face on one of the monsters from Attack on Titan was a big win for the Dems then it must be a horrific punishment now. Gotta play to a tiny segment of the audience here.

In a 5-4 decision, the US Supreme Court on Wednesday upheld a lower court’s ruling ordering the Trump Reich to pay out $2 billion in USAID contracts abruptly canceled during the DOGE circlejerk.

“On February 13, the United States District Court for the District of Columbia entered a temporary restraining order enjoining the Government from enforcing directives pausing disbursements of foreign development assistance funds. The present application does not challenge the Government’s obligation to follow that order. On February 25, the District Court ordered the Government to issue payments for a portion of the paused disbursements – those owed for work already completed before the issuance of the District Court’s temporary restraining order—by 11:59 pm on February 26. Several hours before that deadline, the Government filed this application to vacate the District Court’s February 25 order and requested an immediate administrative stay.”

“THE CHIEF JUSTICE entered an administrative stay shortly before the 11:59 pm deadline and subsequently referred the application to the Court. The application is denied. Given that the deadline in the challenged order has now passed, and in light of the ongoing preliminary injunction proceedings, the District Court should clarify what obligations the Government must fulfill to ensure compliance with the temporary restraining order, with due regard for the feasibility of any compliance timelines. The order heretofore entered by THE CHIEF JUSTICE is vacated,” wrote the majority of Roberts, Barrett, and the Dem appointees in the decision.

So yeah, let’s see what happens if/when the regime ignores this ruling and doesn’t pay out.

Disney-owned ABC News announced overnight they’ll be shutting down polling data aggregator FiveThirtyEight and laying off all 15 staffers as part of a “restructuring,” CNN’s Brian Stelter reports.

So yeah, 2024 was the last election the obsession-inducing forecast model and polling averages and all that shit toyed with the emotions of politics fans which, unless some other major media outlet hires them, leaves us with the fucking rigged bullshit RealClearPolitics average for 2028.

The Israeli Foreign Ministry on Tuesday announced their approval of convicted felon President Trump’s absolutely batshit “Gaza Riviera” plan, rejecting an alternative $53 billion Egyptian proposal to rebuild the ruined territory without displacing anyone, NBC News reports.

Now this wasn’t so much “fuck yeah, let’s do it” from the Israeli Foreign Affairs Ministry, but more of a non-commital endorsement, saying Trump’s plan to have bearded belly dancers entertain vacationers on the beach an “opportunity for the Gazans to have free choice based on their free will,” and that it “should be encouraged.”

The closest convicted felon President Trump came to acknowledging that he’s going to fuck things up for the American people during his overlong address Tuesday night was the line “Tariffs are about making America rich again and making America great again. And it’s happening, and it will happen rather quickly. There’ll be a little disturbance, but we’re okay with that. It won’t be much.”

Still trying to figure out what the legislation is. It’s possible the headline is overselling the situation and it might not be that “major” in terms of impact. It also might not be “debate.” This session could be them simply agreeing with each other politely on an issue. Could be a major issue.

Still preferable to watching this fat fuck continue to embarrass our nation…

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier on Tuesday announced an active criminal investigation into the Tate Brothers on Tuesday, tweeting “Last week, I directed my office to work with our law enforcement partners to conduct a preliminary inquiry into Andrew and Tristan Tate. Based on a thorough review of the evidence, I’ve directed the Office of Statewide Prosecution to execute search warrants and issue subpoenas in the now-active criminal investigation.”

That’s, uh, certainly an escalation against the duo who were almost 100 percent certainly allowed to return to the country on the Trump Regime’s orders and worshipped as living gods by MAGA incels.

“The President’s address to tonight’s joint session of Congress is a constitutional obligation – not a sideshow for Democrats to use noisemakers, make threats, throw things or otherwise disrupt. Our colleagues are on notice that the heckler’s veto will not be tolerated. You will be censured. We expect the Sergeant at Arms and Capitol Police to take appropriate action against any Members of Congress or other persons violating House rules,” says an expectation from the House Freedom Caucasians headlined “🚨 #SOTU Warning from the HFC board 🚨” as if they never heckled Biden.

Tariffs are a powerful tool to protect American industries and ensure fair trade. President Trump uses tariffs strategically to defend U.S. manufacturing and hold trading partners accountable.

While some claim tariffs raise consumer prices, the reality is they strengthen…

— DOGEai (@dogeai_gov) March 4, 2025

Continued: “While some claim tariffs raise consumer prices, the reality is they strengthen domestic supply chains and create leverage in global negotiations. The steel tariffs, for example, have bolstered American production despite initial price adjustments. Trump’s decisive action on trade is about prioritizing American jobs and economic strength, not caving to globalist pressure.”

There’s a very good chance that taxpayer dollars funded this fucking thing, lol.

“The world’s largest and oldest iceberg A23a has finally come to a standstill as it appears to have run aground near the sub-Antarctic Island of South Georgia. The giant A23a, which weighs nearly a trillion tonnes, calved from Antarctica’s Filchner Ice Shelf in 1986 and then remained grounded on the seabed in the Weddell Sea for over 30 years. The mega-iceberg, which is twice the size of Greater London, has since been drifting with the currents of the Southern Ocean towards South Georgia since 2020. Warmer waters, combined with the action of waves and tides, will lead the huge section of ice to break into smaller icebergs and eventually melt,” says the British Antarctic Survey.

“Dr Andrew Meijers, an oceanographer at British Antarctic Survey, who co-leads the OCEAN:ICE project that aims to understand how the ice sheet affects the ocean, says: ‘If the iceberg stays grounded, we don’t expect it to significantly affect the local wildlife of South Georgia. In the last few decades, the many icebergs that end up taking this route through the Southern Ocean soon break up, disperse and melt. Commercial fisheries have been disrupted in the past however, and as the berg breaks into smaller pieces, this might make fishing operations in the area both more difficult and potentially hazardous. It will be interesting to see what will happen now.  From a scientific perspective we are keen to see how the iceberg will affect the local ecosystem. Nutrients stirred up by the grounding and from its melt may boost food availability for the whole regional ecosystem, including for charismatic penguins and seals. We have several ongoing studies looking at exactly how ‘megabergs’ influence the ocean circulation, its chemistry, and the ecosystems they support.'”

So yeah, the iceberg will not collide with South Georgia. Kind of lame and disappointing.