No president has ever gotten the price of eggs higher than President Trump in his second term. At $4.95 a dozen, per the AP, it’s an historic accomplishment that utterly smashes every other presidential administration’s record. This is what 77 million Americans voted for.

A Facebook post by the Harris County, Texas Constable Precinct 1 says that on “Sunday night a Deputy with Constable Alan Rosen’s Office tried to pull over a speeding vehicle in the Heights, but the driver didn’t stop right away. Once he did stop, the deputy noticed he was in possession of 108 canisters of Nitrous Oxide. The driver, a dentist and professor at UT, admitted to the deputy he had been ‘huffing’ Nitrous Oxide all day. He was arrested after the Harris County District Attorney’s Office accepted charges. At that moment PCT 1 learned the driver was out on a $5000 bond out of Harris County for allegedly doing the same thing. #publicsafety Houston Heights Association.”

On a party line vote, former Democratic Hawaii Congresswoman and “Hindu” cultist Tulsi Gabbard was confirmed to the post of US Director of National Intelligence on Wednesday.

Among the federal law enforcement agents and prosecutors who have been purged or soon will be for pursuing the MAGA rioters who sacked the Capitol on January 6, 2021 will not be former Trump defense lawyer and current acting deputy attorney general, really weird looking bastard Emil Bove, NBC News reports, writing that, as a prosecutor in the Southern District of New York in 2021, Bove had “eagerly oversaw efforts to find and arrest Capitol rioters in the New York area, his former colleagues say, and even proposed to the Justice Department that his office should play a central role in the investigation.” Then he left, got hired to Trump’s defense team for the Stormy Daniels case, lost it, and then Trump hired him again anyway, along with the other dickhead, Todd Blanche.

Well this will be a complete shitshow. White nationalist conspiracy freak Marjorie Taylor Greene will on Wednesday chair her first hearing of the stupid “DOGE” subcommittee.

Manhattan federal prosecutors have dropped their investigation into fake fighting circus CEO and Trump crony Vince McMahon over whether he committed a federal felony by failing to disclose paying $10.5 million in settlements to two women whom he had sexually harassed or assaulted, the New York Post reports on the two-tiered justice system MAGA always wanted now fully operational.

McMahon now joins dipshit New York City Mayor Eric Adams – who had actually been charged – and Congressman Andy “Diet George Santos” Ogles to have had their criminal liability absolved without the Orange Tyrant even bothering to pardon them. Actual George Santos does not seem to be in line for amnesty since it proooooobably would have already happened if Trump cared enough about him.

Dow futures dropped nearly 500 points before the opening bell Wednesday after monthly inflation came in at 3 percent year-over-year for January, darkening the outlook for interest rates cuts, all thanks to convicted felon President Trump’s return to power. “BIDEN INFLATION UP!” Donald posted.

“DOGE has found massive amounts of FRAUD, WASTE, INCOMPETENCE, AND ABUSE, but even knowing this, a highly political, activist Judge wants us to immediately make payment, anyway. In other words pay, even though you know the payment was fraudulently requested to be made. DOGE caught them – The Judge just doesn’t care. It doesn’t make sense!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday morning, just minutes after also ranting “Interest Rates should be lowered, something which would go hand in hand with upcoming Tariffs!!! Lets Rock and Roll, America!!!” a pretty transparent display of frustration over his status as non-monarch. For now.

A periodic check-in of gas prices reveals that convicted felon President Trump after 22 days in office has not only done nothing to lower the cost of a gallon of fuel, but it has actually gone in the opposite direction, according to the national average for a gallon of regular unleaded tracked by AAA which shows the $3.06 on January 12th now up to $3.15 as of February 12th.

“Friend, we should have never let Ilhan Omar into our country. And frankly, America would be a much better place if she were to be sent back to Somalia. Recently, it came out that Ilhan Omar is hosting free workshops for Somalians, who are in our country illegally on how to evade ICE and deportation.”

“It could not be more blatant: Ilhan Omar is more loyal to illegal Somalians than she is to the United States, or the office she was elected to. It is an absolute disgrace. A sitting Member of Congress is facilitating a full-scale invasion of our country… A normal society would refer to that as treason…”

“But regardless of labels, one thing is clear: The time has come to arrest and deport Ilhan Omar. I have had my fill of foreigners storming our border, complaining about and disparaging our country, and then helping more and more of them invade our lands… And I know the American people are too. If you’re as sick and tired of it as I am, sign my petition and let’s send her back to Somalia where she belongs. Yours Sincerely, Rep Brandon Gill,” says a fundraising email from Texas MAGA Congressman Brandon Gill, son-in-law of fraud “filmmaker” Dinesh D’Souza.

The hateful, Nazi-ish shit – and the dishonesty too, as last week Gill had tried to claim on CNN that he hadn’t been calling for Omar deported but that the country would be better off if she was deported – it’s such a lame scam. Signing the “petition” does nothing but send you to a donoation page from WinRed and put you on a list for more fundraising emails from this adolescent cunt.

This judge is a Trump deranged Democrat activist.

Below is proof he is not capable of making good decisions from the bench.

He should be impeached. https://t.co/PI4hoUFUGf

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) February 12, 2025

There’s absolutely nothing standing in the way of this idiot drafting articles of impeachment against the federal judge frustrating her Orange God Emperor’s nascent autocracy. She could introduce them in hours from now and make sure they get a floor vote. She’s not some random asshole on the internet whining emptily about what “should” be done, she has actual agency here.

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov on Wednesday told reporters that an unnamed Russian national will be returned to his/her dysfunctional home country in exchange for American citizen Marc Fogel, whose release convicted felon President Trump negotiated on Tuesday, ABC News reports.

“In exchange for Fogel, a Russian citizen imprisoned in the United States will be returned to Russia in the coming days,” said Peskov. Well this sure ought to be interesting after the fat bastard and his minions had a fucking screaming meltdown over arms dealer Viktor Bout being released by the Biden Administration in exchange for WNBA star Britney Griner back in December 2022.

Philippine law enforcement officials on Wednesday filed criminal complaints, including for sedition, against Vice President Sara Duterte over her batshit insane public threats to have President Ferdinand “BongBong” Marcos, his wife, and the speaker of the country’s House of Representatives assassinated if Duterte herself was killed, the Associated Press reports.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Tuesday demoted top ICE officials Russell Hott and Peter Berg, who held top positions in the enforcement division, sending them back to the former posts in Minnesota and bringing in some other regional supervisor to replace them, Politico reports, writing that the fat bastard is “increasingly frustrated with the current pace of arrests and deportations – as well as the release of some migrants due to lack of detention capacity.”

“ICE needs a culture of accountability that it has been starved of for the past four years. We have a President, DHS secretary, and American people who rightfully demand results, and our ICE leadership will ensure the agency delivers,” DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement after Boston bureau chief Todd Lyons was brought in to take over for Hottberg.

In a similarly impetuous move, Donald also fired the USAID inspector general for pointing out that nearly half a billion dollars worth of food aid was left rotting due to his gutting of the agency.

Rep. Luna appears to suggest that she intends to bring in members of the Warren Commission as part of her JFK investigation pic.twitter.com/9oLjt9rqlJ

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 11, 2025

A Monday report by USAID’s inspector general finds that “while initial guidance following the pause in foreign assistance funding provided a waiver for emergency food assistance, shipments of in-kind food assistance have been delayed around the world. USAID-funded implementers face conflicting instructions, and USAID staff express concerns about potentially circumventing the restrictions on external communications by providing clarifying guidance. According to USAID staff, this uncertainty put more than $489 million of food assistance at ports, in transit, and in warehouses at risk of spoilage, unanticipated storage needs, and diversion. As a routine matter, USAID pre-positions emergency food aid in BHA warehouses around the world, including approximately 29,000 metric tons in Houston, Texas, valued at nearly $39 million, more than 40,000 metric tons in a warehouse in Djibouti in East Africa valued at $40 million, and over 10,000 metric tons in a South African warehouse valued at $10 million. All BHA warehouses have prepositioned emergency food aid commodities supplied by US manufacturers and American farmers, as required by law.”

A Northern California “glory hole” is seeing a lot of wet and wild action again and – Oh my God this is about a spillway in a lake, not a 2 to 3 inch circular portal drilled into the side of a bathroom stall in a truck stop restroom, you dirty freaks. Why does everyone’s mind immediately go there every time they see the words “glory hole”? It’s so childish and sophomoric. Enough sex jokes.

Anyway the Los Angeles Times reports the Lake Berryessa “glory hole” is a drainage pipe that stands above the typical waterline of the lake and, thanks to constant rain in recent weeks, the pipe has been taking in a lot of flow. “It started spilling Feb. 4 at 6:15 pm, and we’re going to see another atmospheric river hit us on Thursday, so it’s quite likely the lake will continue to spill for a few more weeks,” said Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency.

The lake itself is considered a great place for those open to trying watersports.

Malevolent neckbeard MAGA Congressman Eli Crane on Tuesday introduced articles of impeachment against Southern District of New York Judge Paul Engelmayer, the Gateway Pundit reports. Well the headline said “BREAKING: Rep Eli Crane Drafts ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT Against Obama Appointee Judge Paul Engelmayer,” based entirely on a tweet from Crane where he said he will be “drafting articles of impeachment for US District Judge Paul Engelmayer. Partisan judges abusing their positions is a threat to democracy. The left has done ‘irreparable harm’ to this country. President Trump and his team at DOGE are trying to fix it.”

The actual articles may or may not have materialized yet. They’re definitely not on his site.