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Standoff underway between South Korean President Yoon’s security detail, fans, and cops coming to arrest him for sedition

Fans of asshole conservative South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol staged a sit-in and formed human chains outside of his residence in the Hannam-dong neighborhood of Seoul on Friday, so far succeeding in their goal of blocking cops from entering the home and cuffing the impeached and suspended leader on his sedition arrest warrant, KoreaPro.org reports from the scene.

Fun stuff. Anyway last week an article in the English version of Korea JoongAng Daily shows there’s there’s a direct line between Yoon’s impending political demise that began with his martial law declaration and the country’s right wing YouTuber scene, writing that two just days before he was impeached last month, Yoon “stood before a camera and made controversial and somewhat confusing statements to the public for nearly 30 minutes. He accused the opposing liberal Democratic Party (DP) of colluding with North Korea to shut down parliament and claimed that the April [2024] parliamentary election, where the opposition won the majority, was rigged. According to Yoon, there was no choice but to impose military rule and save Korea from ‘antistate forces.'”

“One month ago, far-right political YouTuber and popular pundit Ko Sung-kook uploaded videos that mirrored the president’s televised public address, including the tone and rhetoric. ‘No one trusts the polls and the NEC [National Election Commission] anymore. They carry the votes around in a basket and are a severe threat to democracy. They should not be trusted,’ Ko is filmed telling his 1.1 million subscribers,” the article continues, and damn that sure does sound like someone we know who likes to constantly rant publicly about bizarre shit that the median voter knows little to nothing about.

Except if Yoon started off ranting “They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets!” then some South Koreans would be like “THAT’S A DIRTY LIE! We don’t eat cats!”

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Ketamine Brain to hold another live audio crash with AfD leader

Drug addled billionaire Elon Musk will hold another live Twitter space with Alternative for Germany (AfD) fuhrer Alice Weidel on January 10th, Reuters reports on another live stream that may or may not actually function following Musk’s buggy audio chats with heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and then convicted felon President-Elect Trump in 2023 and 2024, respectively.

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House Ethics finds Andy Ogles lied about campaign finance scam

A House Ethics Committee interim report on Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles finds that the “Christian” asshole who’s basically Diet George Santos “may have omitted or misrepresented required information in his financial disclosure statements or Federal Election Commission (‘FEC’) candidate committee reports. If Ogles failed to disclose or misrepresented required information in his financial disclosure statements or FEC candidate committee filings, then he may have violated House rules, standards of conduct, and federal law. Ogles’s campaign committee, Andy Ogles for Congress, may have accepted excessive contributions reported as personal loans and contributions from the candidate, that may not have been sourced from Ogles’s personal funds. If Ogles’s committee accepted personal loans and contributions that exceeded campaign contribution limits, then Ogles may have violated federal law, House rules, and standards of conduct.”

“The Board recommends that the Committee further review the above allegation concerning Ogles because there is substantial reason to believe that Ogles omitted or misrepresented required information in his financial disclosure statements or FEC committee reports. The Board recommends that the Committee further review the above allegation concerning Ogles because there is substantial reason to believe that Ogles’s campaign committee accepted excessive contributions reported as personal loans and contributions from the candidate,” the report’s intro continues.

There’s also that the fucking FBI raided Ogles’s house back in August but yeah that’s probably the last we’re going to hear about that after Director Patel takes over and fires those agents.

The committee also dropped an interim report on Florida Dem Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick over violating FEC rules on campaign payouts to a PAC, also recommending further investigation.

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Trump’s own fanboy tried to burn down his shitty hotel

A “senior law enforcement official” tells the Daily Beast that Elontruck exploder Matt Livelsberger was a “big” fan of convicted felon President-Elect Trump and voted for him in November.

It’s not the only source indicating that the Green Beret who blasted himself and then the hideous electric vehicle in the entrance of the Orange God Emperor’s reality porn film studio/hotel in Las Vegas, as Livelsberger’s uncle Dean also told the independent “He loved Trump, and he was always a very, very patriotic soldier, a patriotic American,” said Dean, who sounds like a twat for acting like Trump love and patriotism are the same thing, adding “It’s one of the reasons he was in Special Forces for so many years.” The Beast also cites old Facebook posts for Livelsberger’s MAGAism.

The preponderance of evidence indicating Deadlsberger’s Trump fandom – which is obviously incongruous with his chosen “target” but also kind of oddly is on-brand for MAGA – is no doubt beiong received with the usual horror and disbelief by all the other assholes who voted for the Orange God Emperor. Earlier on Thursday the Gateway Pundit desperately tried to connect Livelsberger to Ukraine and also highlighted some anti-Trump shit his wife posted in 2016.

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Florida article starts with life coach hanging out with a “spiritual healer,” drinking ayahuasca together, and ends pretty Florida-ishly

“In closed-circuit TV footage, a man covered in blood pounded on a stranger’s door and begged for help. A second man, also bloodied, appeared behind him and dragged him out of the camera’s view, ignoring his screams of ‘No, no, no!'” goes the in media res lede to “A healer and a life coach drank ayahuasca in a Boynton Airbnb. Then one tried to kill the other,” by the Palm Beach Daily News.

“Investigators say Stefan Leon, a 32 year-old artist and life coach who teaches meditation, breathwork and emotional intelligence, stabbed 68 year-old spiritual healer Julio Rivera five times with a chef’s knife during a three-day stay in an Airbnb in Boynton Beach,” the article continues about the October 5th stabbing incident before detailing how Leon then tried to stab one of the cops who responded while screaming he was “a demon, God himself and Hitler.”

Leon’s secret? He was high as fuck on an illegal brew called ayahuasca, a traditional shamanic ritual potion from the Amazon that the life coach previously had claimed imbued him with a “deep sense of love, compassion, and fervor for living” and as a way “out of despair and into a hopeful future.”

Except the October 5th incident. That night Leon tried to kill himself by swallowing a bottle cap, prompting Rivera, who markets himself as an “astral parasite extractor,” to force his fingers down Leon’s throat to pull the cap out. Leon then grabbed the knife and stabbed Rivera in the head, chest, and hands. Rivera’s pretty sure this was Leon’s demon fighting back in its death throes.

“I’m going to kill you motherfucker!!! You are going to die forever!” Leon – or the demon inside Leon using his body to exact revenge – screamed as he slashed at Rivera and chased him out of the Airbnb on the third night of their ayahuasca trip. Rivera survived and Leon remains out on bail ahead of his next pretrial hearing on January 30th. Judge Daliah Weiss allowed Leon to continue working at his studio as well as attend the “Art Basel” exhibition in Miami where “he participated in an art exhibition on the evils of human trafficking and posed for selfies with other artists” last month.

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Jabbar acted alone during attack: FBI, New Orleans cops

Sources within both the FBI and New Orleans Police Department tell ABC News that it appears that scumbag terrorist Shamsud Din Jabbar acted alone in executing Wednesday morning’s massacre in the city’s French Quarter that left at least 15 New Year’s revelers dead and dozens more injured.

There had been some questions over whether the asshole had accomplices in the neighborhood given the number of IEDs found in the area – none of which detonated, despite being “viable” – but investigators have determined Jabbar planted those himself prior to launching the attack.

Officials have not yet however been able to come to any conclusions as to whether Jabbar had received any sort of financial or material support in the lead-up to the attack or if this really was a lone wolf incident, that Jabbar paid for the truck rental, acquired the body armor and guns with his own money, built the bombs himself, and so on. The cops and feds might do well to figure out the provenance of the ISIS flag Jabbar flew on the back of the truck. If it was a plain black flag, painted by hand or a custom iron-on using specialized but relatively inexpensive printers, or made at Staples by some 19 year-old stoner employee who’s never even heard of ISIS much less seen their flag and thus wouldn’t report the job to anyone, or some other prosaic origin, then that’ll be the end of that thread. But if the fibers, dyes, ink used for the emblem, and so on are materially consistent with flags flown on the ground on their home turf then that’ll be considerably more interesting.

Because that flag, along with his name, are really the only things that make Jabbar all that different from your average Oath Keeper, Patriot Front, Atomwaffen, Identity Evropa, III Percenters, etc. Well maybe the EV pickup truck too. The “patriots” wouldn’t be caught dead driving around in one of those, even if the guns, bombs, camouflage gear, and body armor are all standard for them.

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Orange Dementia Patient continues caterwauling about border

Still purposely ignoring that there’s zero evidence the border had anything to do with either the massacre in New Orleans’ French Quarter or the Cybertruck explosion outside his shithole flophouse in Las Vegas that may or may not have been a deliberate “attack” on the premises, convicted felon President-Elect Trump on Thursday morning posted “With the Biden ‘Open Border’s Policy’ I said, many times during Rallies, and elsewhere, that Radical Islamic Terrorism, and other forms of violent crime, will become so bad in America that it will become hard to even imagine or believe.”

“That time has come, only worse than ever imagined. Joe Biden is the WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA, A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER. What he and his group of Election Interfering ‘thugs’ have done to our Country will not soon be forgotten! MAGA,” the rant continued.

Just after midnight on Thursday the fat fuck also posted “Our Country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the World! This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS, with weak, ineffective, and virtually nonexistent leadership. The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME, rather than focusing on protecting Americans from the outside and inside violent SCUM that has infiltrated all aspects of our government, and our Nation itself. Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country.”

“The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late. The USA is breaking down – A violent erosion of Safety, National Security, and Democracy is taking place all across our Nation. Only strength and powerful leadership will stop it. See you on January 20th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

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Matthew Alan Livelsberger named in Vegas Cybertruck explosion

Law enforcement sources tell CBS News that Colorado-based active duty US Army solider Matthew Alan Livelsberger is suspected of being the person whose body was incinerated in the Wednesday Tesla Cybertruck explosion outside the Trump whorehouse in Las Vegas. Livelsberger had rented the hideous electric vehicle from its owner through Turo – the same carsharing app used by New Orleans terrorist Shamsud Din Jabbar, who also served in the Army – and that his wife told investigators she had not heard from her husband in several days.

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CNN reports “It’s about to get dangerously cold, even for winter”

In a CNN story headlined “It’s about to get dangerously cold, even for winter” the “most trusted name” in mainstream media news warned Thursday that outdoor temperatures will plummet across wide swaths of the United States in a way that somehow exceeds people’s previous expectations or experiences during the season typically associated with frigid weather conditions.

The framing seems to imply that the coming temperature drop is beyond the pale of winter’s prior restraint so this time it means business, that you all fucked around so now you’re going to find out the wrath of Boreas or some other antediluvian ice deity. Which is to say it’s stupid, even for CNN.

“Some of the most significant below average temperatures will occur from the central US to the Southeast. Overnight lows could dip below freezing along the Gulf Coast at times next week. New Orleans doesn’t frequently hit or fall below the freezing mark, but it could reach that threshold next week for the first time since last January,” says the actual useful-ish parts of the text of the report.

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Team Orange won’t answer why Trump said terrorist was foreign

Toward the bottom of a not particularly long Maggie Haberman article on her Orange Muse’s batshit Wednesday morning Truth Social post claiming, without evidence, that the terrorist who slaughtered at least 15 people in New Orleans’s French Quarter overnight had come from overseas, the New York Times Trump beat reporter writes that the degenerate racist slob’s “spokesman did not immediately respond to an email seeking comment after the suspect’s history was made public.”

Which is weird because those fuckers always have some retcon or fake ass explanation for every stupid thing the fat fuck says, or that it’s somehow “pointing to a larger truth.” Hell that Haberman couldn’t even get a quote on background says they’re just giving up on trying to polish this one.

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Vegas CyberTrump clusterfuck death toll rises to 1

One person was inside the Cybertruck that exploded outside of convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s prostitution coworking space in Las Vegas and, like most people who are inside of a Tesla vehicle when it catches fire, that person is no longer among the living, the AP reports.

Officials say they’re still working to get whatever fragments of the body that remain out, so it miiiight just kind of be a while before there’s a positive ID on the person. Mediaite claims that, based on the presence of fireworks, officials are probing a terror link but it’s Mediaite so not even linking it. It is obvious however that fireworks were somehow involved in the explosion.

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Cybertruck explodes into flames outside Trump Tower Las Vegas

Now for a happier story about a major incident involving an electric truck: A Tesla Cybertruck exploded in front of the entrance to convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s money laundering concern in Las Vegas on Wednesday, according to a shit ton of tweets. There’s no actual reporting on this yet, just a preponderance of Twitter users saying that this indeed happened minutes ago at the Trump Las Vegas resort. Plus that’s definitely a Cybertruck burning there.

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Shamsud Din Jabbar named in New Orleans terrorist attack

A law enforcement source tells the New Orleans Times-Picayune that the terrorist who killed at least 10 people in the city’s French Quarter early Wednesday is 42 year-old Shamsud Din Jabbar. The source added he was carrying an ISIS flag in the truck as had been suspected by media.

A search of criminal records indicates that Jabbar has lived in Texas since at least 2002, when he was charged with “THEFT PROP>=$50 < $500" and the prosecution was deferred. Jabbar also has a lapsed license as a real estate sales agent but no dates on that are listed. All of which points to Jabbar as NOT having crossed the border on his way to slaughtering innocent people in New Orleans early this morning as MAGA propagandists had so badly wanted. Sur-fucking-prise, right?

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WATCH LIVE: New Orleans officials update press on deadly attack

More updates: ABC News confirms the truck was rented via Turo – the owner we declined to identify is not the suspect. Fox News meanwhile corrected themselves twice on the link to the border: First they changed their story from that the “suspect crossed the border two days ago” to the “truck” crossed the border. Then they changed “two days ago” to November 16th. The Turo page lists six renter reviews since that date, so it is EXTREMELY unlikely the suspect drove in from Mexico.

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New Orleans suspect likely rented truck in Texas, IEDs were “viable”

The Ford F-150 used to plow into a crowd of New Year’s Eve revelers in New Orleans’s French Quarter district early Wednesday was available for and frequently used in rentals via a service called Turo – basically an Airbnb for vehicles – before the still-unidentified male terrorist who drove it into Louisiana and launched his attack. A photo showing the partially obscured Texas license plate of the 2023 model electric Ford F-150 lines up with the state’s DMV registration of that actual vehicle when the first two letters are filled in – as well as the decal with the name of the dealership, Mac Haik Ford, located in Pasadena, Texas and listed as the seller in the registration record.

The VIN number appears in a photo on the truck’s profile page on Turo, which links to the owner’s page, showing he owns at least five vehicles offered for rent on the site. The white Ford F-150 Lightning is not currently available on Wednesday. All of this is to say it is EXTREMELY difficult to imagine the man listed as the owner in the registration in the Texas DMV’s records and at Turo is the terrorist. As such, National Zero will not be printing his full name. However if you do see social media rumors blaming someone named “Rodrigo” be advised whoever is propagating it is almost certainly completely full of shit and probably trying to turn this horror into a MAGA “open border” thing.

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