A presidential inauguration, a dinosaur highway, a canine “supa cop”—the latest issue of TIME for Kids, in classrooms today, has it all. Dive in: https://t.co/xF1ARqVK75 pic.twitter.com/JiE9GySNhx

— TIME for Kids (@timeforkids) January 27, 2025

Citing sources familiar, the Washington Post reports that “US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials have been directed by Trump officials to aggressively ramp up the number of people they arrest, from a few hundred per day to at least 1,200 to 1,500, because the president has been disappointed with the results of his mass deportation campaign so far, according to four people with knowledge of the briefings. The quotas were outlined Saturday in a call with senior ICE officials, who were told that each of the agency’s field offices should make 75 arrests per day and managers would be held accountable for missing those targets.” Copied that verbatim as to not mince words about how thing were going inside the MAGA Reich over the weekend, that the fat fuck is suddenly feeling pressure to meet his own unrealistic promises of a massive roundup of migrants.

That’ll end great. No need to worry about ICE agents feeling the pressure to meet an arbitrary goal and haphazardly arresting American citizens who merely “look” like they’re illegal. It will all go very smoothly and there definitely won’t be any public backlash from any such mistakes.

Asked to comment for the article, White House Press Secretary Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt told the Post simply “your story is false,” without further explanation. Weird how she wouldn’t want to enthusiastically inform MAGAmericans that the Reich is ramping up immigration enforcement arrests.

The leader of antelopes for lions Arab Americans for Trump tells the Times of Israel Mr President we supported you because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris couldn’t stop Netanyahu from massacring tens of thousands of innocent people so please don’t make us look even worse than we already do.

“We categorically reject the president’s suggestion that the Palestinians in Gaza be moved, apparently forcefully, to either Egypt or Jordan,” said the collaborator group’s chairman Bishara Bahbah after the Orange God Emperor suggested deporting all Gazans to those countries.

“What the Palestinians need right now is a continuation of the ceasefire, more aid, a reconstruction plan and for the Palestinian Authority to take over the Gaza Strip. We don’t need wildish claims or statements relating to the fate of the Palestinians. The only resolution to the Israel-Palestine question is a two-state solution. Period,” Bahbah continued, that last part just downright sad.

The Times of Israel then writes that they printed Bahbah’s quotes and then a few hours later updated the story after “Sam Yono, an Iraqi-American community activist asserted” to them that Bahbah “only represents himself, not the Arab-Americans who worked with the Trump campaign in Michigan.” Meaning that the chairman of the group literally called “Arab Americans for Trump” somehow represents the pro-Trump part of the Arab community less “authentically” than a freelancer does. Even better: Yono’s Facebook page makes it pretty obvious he’s a Christian as his banner is the symbol of the Assyrian Catholic community, thus not a Muslim. Even better-er: “Asked for his thoughts on Trump’s comments regarding Gaza, Yono acknowledged that he wasn’t particularly familiar with the issue but that he trusted the president’s judgement,” the Times writes.

Usually you only hear that from Republican members of Congress getting when they’re trying to avoid reporters, not from some surrogate assigned to “debunk” a story in an angry phone call.

ABC, CBS, NBC spent over 46 minutes covering Trump Jan. 6 pardons, 3 minutes on Biden pardoning his family https://t.co/zEeyoFazqw

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 27, 2025

The Clay County, Florida Soil and Water Conservation Board is down a vice chair and the Sunshine State’s government is somehow sort of indirectly responsible, at least according to the pederast arrested last Friday. Action News Jax reports that the now-former Vice Chair, 30 year-old Harrison “Ted” Clark, who resigned late Saturday, had admitted his guilt immediately when cops confronted him in the parking lot where the elected Republican thought he was meeting a 14 year-old boy, telling officers he “had developed an interest in children through his pornography addiction. He also blamed the incident on recent legislation that made pornography in Florida harder to access.”

“PornHub ended its service in the state this month,” Action Jax then mentions in the article, as well as that Clark was pretty explicit in his chats with the “boy” he’d been excited to meet. “Hopefully not too old for ya,” he wrote after telling the not-14 year-old boy his age in a text conversation.

Clark is the son of Clay County School Board member Beth Clark, who doesn’t appear to be a Moms for Liberty jihadi. She’s definitely MAGA however, and pals with vile Congresswoman Kat Cammack.

“Two raccoons found in recent weeks at the William Floyd Estate tested positive for Canine Distemper Virus (CDV). Residents of the community near the William Floyd Estate in Mastic Beach are advised to avoid potential human and pet encounters with wildlife, including raccoons.”

“In late December, National Park Service staff observed two raccoons behaving uncharacteristically and also found dead raccoons on the estate grounds. The raccoons tested positive for canine distemper and negative for both rabies and avian influenza (bird flu). Canine distemper virus in raccoons is transmitted through close contact among their population and can spread to other predators including foxes and coyotes. Occasional, cyclic outbreaks can occur among raccoon populations. Raccoons exhibiting symptoms of distemper may approach people, be active during the daytime and appear lethargic or disoriented, stumbling or wandering about aimlessly.”

“Though aggressive behavior is not a symptom of distemper, any raccoon may become aggressive if it feels threatened. Persons who notice a raccoon exhibiting unusual behavior should not approach the animal. While canine distemper does not pose a threat to human health, it can be transmitted to dogs. Dogs not vaccinated for distemper are at risk for a potentially fatal disease. Persons who see a raccoon behaving in the manner described above or find a dead raccoon should notify the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation regional wildlife office at (631) 444-0310. The William Floyd Estate grounds are currently closed to the public. The estate grounds are open seasonally from May 1 until the Sunday after Thanksgiving,” says a National Park Service press release on some raccoon zombie shit going on in soon-to-be EPA Chief Lee Zeldin’s hometown.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro will on Sunday said his country’s military will not be allowing US planes permission to land to drop off deportees, Reuters reports on more leaders telling convicted felon President Trump to go fuck himself. “The US cannot treat Colombian migrants as criminals,” Petro tweeted, adding Washington needs to start treating “migrants with dignity.”

Petro might’ve been responding specifically to Brazil’s foreign ministry demanding an explanation after over the “degrading treatment” of Brazilians on a deportation flight. Deportees were left cuffed for hours without water, access to toilets, or air conditioning on the long-ass flight. “On the plane they didn’t give us water, we were tied hands and feet, they wouldn’t even let us go to the bathroom,” deportee Edgar Da Silva Moura told AFP. “It was very hot, some people fainted.”

UPDATE 1/26/2025 1:35 PM EST: Trump announced retribution on Truth Social, writing “I was just informed that two repatriation flights from the United States, with a large number of Illegal Criminals, were not allowed to land in Colombia. This order was given by Colombia’s Socialist President Gustavo Petro, who is already very unpopular amongst his people. Petro’s denial of these flights has jeopardized the National Security and Public Safety of the United States, so I have directed my Administration to immediately take the following urgent and decisive retaliatory measures:”

“Emergency 25 percent tariffs on all goods coming into the United States. In one week, the 25 percent tariffs will be raised to 50 percent. – A Travel Ban and immediate Visa Revocations on the Colombian Government Officials, and all Allies and Supporters. – Visa Sanctions on all Party Members, Family Members, and Supporters of the Colombian Government.”

Sitting for an interview with CNN’s Dana Bash on Sunday, a hungover Lindsey Graham first did a shitty job both-sidesing convicted felon President Trump’s pardon of every last Capitol rioter, trying and failing to make it about Joe Biden pardoning his family and Kamala Harris raising bail money for Antifa/BLM rioters back in 2020. Bash then asked him when there’s going be some action on the matter of egg prices, dodging by saying the border was a more important issue. Couldn’t get the entire clip, but after this Bash pointed out that a New York Times poll found that over twice as many Republican voters actually said prices were more important to them than the border, to which Lindsey kept going on about how mass deportations were the bigger issue.

Speaking to reporters on board Air Force One following to his non-campaign campaign rally in Las Vegas on Saturday, convicted felon President Trump suggested removing all Gazans from their territory and resettling them in Egypt of Jordan, saying he had spoken to the latter’s King Abdullah II about his country taking in all 2.1 million residents of the Gaza Strip, CNN reports.

“I said to him that I’d love you to take on more, because I’m looking at the whole Gaza Strip right now and it’s a mess, it’s a real mess. I don’t know, something has to happen, but it’s literally a demolition site right now. Almost everything’s demolished and people are dying there, so I’d rather get involved with some of the Arab nations and build housing in a different location where I think they could maybe live in peace,” the fat fuck said, adding it “could be temporary” or “could be long-term.”

Weird how Trump never mentioned this idea at a rally in southeast Michigan before the election.

Conservative South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol was been formally indicted Sunday on insurrection charges for his moronic December 3rd declaration of martial law, Reuters reports.

“The prosecution has decided to indict Yoon Suk Yeol, who is facing charges of being a ringleader of insurrection,” South Korean Democratic Party spokesman Han Min-soo told a press conference. “The punishment of the ringleader of insurrection now begins finally.” Yoon faces the death penalty.

It’s a purge of independent watchdogs in the middle of the night.

Inspectors general are charged with rooting out government waste, fraud, abuse, and preventing misconduct.

President Trump is dismantling checks on his power and paving the way for widespread corruption. https://t.co/mZNGzche7Y

— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) January 25, 2025

OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! GUYS, GUYS, DID YOU SEE WHAT TRUMP DID? OH FUCK, AMERICA IS SO SCREWED BECAUSE HE FIRED THE INSPECTORS GENERAL FROM 17 DIFFERENT GOVERNMENT AGENCIES! IT’S ILLEGAL TOO BECAUSE CONGRESS PASSED A LAW IN 2022 REQUIRING 30 DAYS NOTICE TO THEM PRIOR TO ANY TERMINATION! TRUMP HAS NO RESPECT FOR DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTIONAL NORMS! THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED UP! A COMPLETE OUTRAGE!

IMPEACH HIM IMMEDIATELY, AGAIN! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WON’T STAND FO- Lol.

This isn’t to say “who cares?” Everything in Liz Warren’s tweet is true enough, as it’s (probably) true that the IGs will make this a long and drawn-out fight in court given said violation of the law. It’s just who the hell does she think this appeals to? Is Joe Rogan going to invite her on his show on Monday to ask her about why this is so bad? Even if he did, how’s she going to answer when he asks about some blog post he read that said the Smithsonian IG was hiding evidence that a race of winged humans once thrived in Brazil until the 1500s when a Portuguese Catholic bishop ordered them exterminated for contradicting church dogma about angels? Would “Trump didn’t actually fire Smithsonian Inspector General Nicole Angarella,” work there or is Warren going to be stuck debating the merits of the “evidence” of pre-Columbian angels in Brazil until the clock runs out?

“A low pressure system from the north will bring colder temperatures and rain chances to southern CA as early as Saturday afternoon, lasting into Monday. Expecting the highest rain totals favoring Los Angeles County and the eastern San Gabriel mountains. There is also a risk of thunderstorms (10-20 percent chance), capable of producing small hail and isolated brief heavy downpours with rainfall rates up to 0.75 in/hr. There is a low chance for more serious impacts (debris flows for recent burn scars) if heavier showers/storms pass over these vulnerable areas,” says an advisory at weather.gov/losangeles on the rain coming three weeks after it could’ve saved thousands of homes, now potentially threatening more due to landslides and similar punishments from Gaia.

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday reposted a meme apparently warning that “the media” will be lying about kids and families being deported while deliberately ignoring that shirtless, sweaty men with tattoos will be the ones actually shipped off to their home countries.

The meme originated with Truth Social user “Kit Roupe”, who wrote “Really?! The Mayor of Chicago and the Gov of Illinois need to be truthful with their constituents. (Watch Tik Tok below). They’d have you believe the media lie too…” above the meme. The TikTok video is of Gov JB Pritzker at a press conference on Thursday, and nothing he says in the clip has anything to do with exempting children and their parents from deportation while only rounding up shirtless, sweaty, tattooed men.

The point of that failed attempt to parse what was actually going on in the Truth Social-verse being to point out what can be more widely understood, whether it was Trump’s intent or not, as him getting ahead of what will be some ugly scenes when, not if, children and families get rounded up and interned. Back during the 2018 family separations shitshow Trump and his ballsucking cultists seized on a circa 2013 photo of an unaccompanied minor locked in a cage to say “Trump isn’t caging children, that was Obama’s policy” while simultaneously claiming that detaining children and parents was a necessary and justifiable measure. That’s not going to be so easy this time when you have his minions saying that schools can be raided, that US citizen children of undocumented migrants can be deported too – Trump himself literally said that last month – or end up in the foster system.

It’s not like saying the media’s going to be lying about that is a good way of getting out in front of what will metastasize into a hell of a blowback. It’s definitely a way to do it however.

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has exiled presidential puppeteer and psychotic billionaire Elon Musk out of the West Wing to the Eisenhower Office Building across the street and required him to forward all “DOGE” reports to her first before convicted felon President Trump sees them, according to the questionable British rag the Daily Mail. Whether or not there’s any truth to this reporting it tracks with Politico’s Thursday story on Musk’s tirade against Trump’s “Stargate” AI project and the shitshow it caused internally. So hopefully Elon freaks out and makes it worse.

Mexican officials on Thursday denied a US military deportation flight permission to land in the country and drop off around 80 undocumented migrants, NBC News reports.

“Mexico has a very good relationship with the United States government and we cooperate with respect for our sovereignty on a wide range of issues, including migration,” said the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in a statement light on details. “When it comes to repatriations, we will always welcome the arrival of Mexicans to our territory with open arms. Mexico embraces you.”

It’s not clear whether the flight ever took off on Friday or Saturday. Guatemala on the other hand has received three US military flights with a total of 256 deportees so far this week.

Christopher Guest’s 2000 mockumentary about a fictionalized knockoff of the Westminster Kennel Club show is just what the vet ordered after a rough week back with a dogshit president.

It’s not official official yet but it appears that rapey white nationalist alcoholic former Fox News host Pete Hegseth will be confirmed to US Secretary of Defense on Friday night.

Convicted felon President Trump is on the ground in southern California and already Governor Gavin Newsom has “greeted” him at Los Angeles international airport. Should be some laughs.

Harvard Law Professor Stephen Sachs on Friday wasted valuable seconds explaining to CNBC what a community college history adjunct could have about dickhead MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles’s ballsucking of convicted felon President Trump in the form of a proposed constitutional amendment allowing the fat fuck to run a third term. Sachs called it “impossibly difficult, assuming that it would receive no or very few Democratic votes, either in Congress or in the state legislatures,” given that 67 Senators, 290 House Members, and 38 state legislatures would need to ratify it.

“Under Article V of the Constitution, both the House and the Senate have to approve an amendment proposal by a two-thirds vote,” Sachs said and again it doesn’t take a fucking Harvard Law professor to explain this. They could’ve just copied and pasted from friggin Wikipedia about the process.

The one actually useful part of the CNBC article is that it mentions how the twatwaffle Ogles wrote the amendment so it would only apply to Trump, and not Bill Clinton, George W Bush, or Barack Obama by specifying that a president only be eligible for a third term if they previously served a non-consecutive first term. Guess Ogles was worried Obama would kick Trump’s ass in 2028.

Navajo Nation Council Speaker Crystalyne Curley on Thursday told other members of the indigenous tribe’s council that she’s been getting reports of her people being arrested by ICE, the Arizona Mirror reports on the usual fucked up shit happening on the Planet of The MAGA Apes.

“We now know that Navajo people and enrolled members of other tribes are being detained in Phoenix and other cities by ICE,” Curley said during a committee meeting on Thursday. “The reports that we have received indicate that we need to coordinate an operation or some type of response to help our enrolled tribal members here on the Navajo Nation.” A press release by the nation details an individual case of a member being interrogated for nine hours. “Senator Theresa Hatathlie reported virtually on a case in which a Navajo citizen was detained for nine hours, highlighting the need for emergency protocols. She stressed that many tribal members struggle with documentation, which has worsened under the recent ICE sweeps. Despite possessing Certificates of Indian Blood (CIBs) and state-issued IDs, several individuals have been detained or questioned by ICE agents who do not recognize these documents as valid proof of citizenship. Speaker Curley called for swift action from the Executive Branch, noting previous responses have been insufficient.”

Now this was the kind of situation Harris voters should’ve been looking forward to: The more people who get pissed off (but are mostly unharmed in the end) the better. Let this fire burn hot and fast.