Latino radio host in Pennsylvania: It’s too late for Trump. I've heard it from my audience. He needed to say something right away and he hasn't done it by now. It’s too late. He can bring anybody he wants from Puerto Rico and it’s not gonna make a difference pic.twitter.com/JcknN9Y0rc

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 29, 2024

“Kamala is now running billboards near the Border advertising FREE Legal Services for Illegal Alien Criminals. When I win, the billboards are coming down, and Migrant Gangs are going home!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday following his disastrous “press conference,” in which he took no questions. He probably saw some billboard that said “Preguntas imigracion? Llame 1-800-ABOGADO Ahora!” and thought it was from Harris’s campaign somehow.

The fat fuck also posted “To the Coptic Christian community living throughout the United States, I deeply admire your Steadfast Faith in God, Perseverance through Centuries of Persecution and Love for this Great Country. I am Counting on your support and vote to help uphold our shared Social and Family Values and continue to Make America Great Again!” as if he has any idea who Coptics are.

Florida MAGA federal Judge Aileen Cannon on Tuesday tossed the attempted Trump assassin who didn’t get killed at the scene, Ryan Routh’s bid to have her recused from his upcoming trial given her glaringly fucking obvious conflicts of interest with the intended victim of the crime.

“Defendant cites a series of factors which he believes, when viewed in their totality, create an appearance of partiality. None warrants recusal, whether examined individually or together. First, Defendant notes the historical fact that I was nominated to serve as a United States District Judge by the alleged victim in this case, former President Donald Trump, and later confirmed by the United States Senate. As Defendant correctly acknowledges, ‘this fact is by no means disqualifying.'”

“Indeed, it is understood that appointment to the bench by a litigant, or in this case by an alleged victim, does not, without more, ‘create in reasonable minds, with knowledge of all the relevant circumstances that a reasonable inquiry would disclose, a perception that [the judge’s] ability to carry out judicial responsibilities with integrity, impartiality, and competence would be impaired.’ This principle does not change because of the ‘unprecedented nature of this scenario,’ as Defendant notes, or because a judge’s rulings ‘are likely to face intense public scrutiny.’ Second, Defendant argues that recusal is warranted because former President Trump has made various public statements about me. As Defendant acknowledges, I have no control over what private citizens, members of the media, or public officials or candidates elect to say about me or my judicial rulings.”

“Nor am I concerned about the political consequences of my rulings or how those rulings might be viewed by ‘some in the media.’ I have never spoken to or met former President Trump except in connection with his required presence at an official judicial proceeding, through counsel,” Cannon wrote, pretending momentarily to be a dedicated public servant.

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— Kamala For Nevada (@KamalaForNevada) October 29, 2024

A new set of CNN swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent in Arizona while Nevada is reversed to Trump 48 to 47 percent. In Arizona, Harris leads 53 to 44 percent among the 55 percent of those saying they already voted while Trump leads 52 to 46 in banked votes in Nevada where 42 percent have voted.

A Pennsylvania MAGA federal judge on Tuesday tossed a lawsuit filed by Keystone MAGA Congressmen Guy Reschenthaler, Dan Meuser, Glenn Thompson, Lloyd Smucker, and Mike Kelly against Secretary of State Al Schmidt in which Schmucker, Thirdreichsenthaler, Meuloser, and the others sought to completely fuck over military members and other Pennsylvanians currently overseas out of voting via additional hurdles to “ensure legal compliance with federal and state law regarding the verification of voter registration applicants’ identity and eligibility before accepting and counting ballots,” under UOCAVA changes made two years ago that Trump freaked out over.

The ruling’s just another textbook example of MAGA bullshit failing to survive first contact with actual legal scrutiny. From the order by District Judge Chris Conner:

It should’ve been obvious which way this was going when Meuser couldn’t even justify it on CNN.

Texan Mary Howard-Elley, a hardcore Trump fan who says that only her Orange Messiah can protect America from the scourge of illegal immigration and that migrants are secretly voting in elections all the time, tells the Texas Tribune her voter registration was canceled and she almost couldn’t cast a ballot next week as the local clerk erroneously reported her as a non-citizen to the state.

The fuckup apparently happened when she responded to a jury summons by asking for an exemption because she needs to help take care of her grandchildren, but instead the clerk marked her as a non-citizen. “Who is allowing people to do this to United States citizens? I understand we have a problem with immigration, but come on now,” Howard-Elley told the Tribune.

Of course due to her whiteness, Howard-Elley’s voter registration was restored after media attention to the matter. “I just hope they don’t do this to anybody else ever again because it’s not fair.”

Whether the fat fuck is going to take any questions whenever he finally gets on stage is anyone’s guess. We can however say he’s “answered” one question he would be guaranteed to face as earlier on Tuesday he told ABC’s Rachel Scott the old “I don’t know him, someone put him up there. I don’t know who he is,” when asked about shitty comedian Tony Hinchcliffe’s set at the Sunday Madison Square Garden rally. “Trump also insisted he didn’t hear any of the comments, even as they’ve been played on television and written about extensively. When asked what he made of them, he did not take the opportunity to denounce them, repeating that he didn’t hear the comments,” ABC wrote.

A new Susquehanna Polling survey of Michigan voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 52 to 47 percent in the state.

The final SurveyUSA North Carolina poll of 2024 finds Vice President Kamala Harris and convicted felon former President Trump tied at 48 percent each in the Tar Heel state. Harris leads 50 to 47 percent among the 38 percent of respondents who already voted. As of Tuesday, the early vote electorate in the state is 34.1 percent R, 33.4 percent D, and 32 percent indie, per TargetSmart.

Appearing on The Breakfast Club Tuesday morning, Vice President Kamala Harris told host Charlamagne Tha God that Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos’s bitchass decision to halt the paper’s editorial board from endorsing her was because of “Donald Trump and the billionaires club.”

“They are who is in his club,” said Harris, per the Daily Beast. “That’s who he cares about.”

Voters in New York State’s Lake Erie-area 144th Assembly District face a choice next week: Do they go with a name evoking imperial courage and strength in Democratic Lockport Mayor Michelle Roman? Or do they go with the vaguely salty and gross pink processed meat-sounding Paul Bologna, the chief of staff to incumbent Mike Norris, who’s running for a state Supreme Court seat.

“When I say I believe in local control and home rule I mean that you have to give a local government the opportunity to make decisions on whether or not these massive energy generating facilities, whether it’s wind, solar or what have you, battery storage, is going to be in their community,” said Bologna at some candidate forum reported on by the Lockport Union-Sun-Journal and how is the guy’s name pronounced? Is it like Bo-LOG-na or is it “baloney”? Does he have to correct people when they say “Paul Baloney”? How the fuck does someone run for elected office with a last name like that? Like it might as well be “Malarkey” except malarkey is funnier because Joe Biden.

Hell, even “Wiener” is a better last name than Bologna/Baloney. If he was Paul Wiener then he could say he was going to stay extra hard for his constituents. In conclusion, baloney is gross.

Now that is a shit ton of empty seats. Haven’t seen it this clearly demonstrated. Who can blame Trump fans for not feeling incentivized to show a shit ton of empty seats?

Lebanese terrorist group Hezbollah on Tuesday named Naim Qassem to replace replacement leader Hashem Safieddine after leader Hassan Nasrallah was killed in an Israeli airstrike but then Safieddine was killed in an Israeli airstrike so now they’re going with Qassem because he hasn’t been killed in an Israeli airstrike yet, Reuters reports on the target of a likely incoming Israeli airstrike.

A new Emerson College survey of likely voters in Michigan finds convicted felon former President Trump leading Vice President Kamala Harris 48 to 47 percent. Since this is Emerson, and especially because the sponsor is right wing circlejerk site RealClearPolitics, this is actually a good poll for non-MAGA. In their final October 2022 poll of the state they found Governor Gretchen Whitmer leading QAnon freak Tudor Dixon 49 to 44 percent, Whitmer ended up winning by nearly 11 percent.

Separately a Detroit News/WDIV survey of the state finds Harris leading 47 to 44 percent.

RFK Jr. whale carcass investigation closed https://t.co/7brroow5yq

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) October 29, 2024

Former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley has yet to hear from convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign on when, where, and how they want her to hit the trail to support him as she said she would do, the AP reports, adding that Trump’s people did not respond to a request for comment on it.

A climate of fear is permeating convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign team from within as developments justifying that fear are percolating from without. Semafor reports that Donald’s minions aren’t so sure their internal polling data showing the fat fuck with a modest lead in enough states to get to 270 electoral votes is really painting a clear picture of a solid position.

“There’s not enough wood to knock on,” a lamprey told Semafor. “There just isn’t. After what happened in 2020, and the ‘red wave’ that didn’t materialize in 2022, there are more skeptics than there are optimists.” Staffers are poring over the data, trying to figure out what if any blind spots may exist, all the more sweaty about it as their boss and all his sycophants in the media project nothing but confidence of a guaranteed win because that’s what they always do.

Outside of the campaign the news from Pennsylvania is bad, if only anecdotal for now: Politico reports the Keystone State’s large Puerto Rican community is very quickly turning against El Naranjo Puto for the Hinchcliffe shitshow. “It’s spreading like wildfire through the community,” said Allentown Dem precinct captain Norberto Dominguez. “It’s not the smartest thing to do, to insult people – a large group of voters here in a swing state – and then go to their home asking for votes.”

“This was just like a gift from the gods,” said Allentown radio station owner Victor Martinez. “If we weren’t engaged before, we’re all paying attention now,” Martinez continued, adding that a caller on a talk show who had been a vocal Trump supporter was now telling listeners not to vote for Donald.

You can stay on CNN if you falsely call every Republican a Nazi and have taken money from Qatar-funded media. Apparently you can't go on CNN if you make a joke. I'm glad America gets to see what CNN stands for.

— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) October 29, 2024

MAGA C-lister Ryan James Gidursky found himself perma-banned from CNN on Monday night after a heated exchange with liberal commentator Mehdi Hasan in which Gidursky said “I hope your beeper doesn’t go off,” meaning he hopes the Israelis don’t maim or kill him with an exploding pager the way they did to Hezbollah terrorists en masse last month, which was pretty racist-y.

“Wow! York County, Pennsylvania, received THOUSANDS of potentially FRAUDULENT Voter Registration Forms and Mail-In Ballot Applications from a third party group. This is on top of Lancaster County being caught with 2600 Fake Ballots and Forms, all written by the same person.”

“Really bad ‘stuff.’ WHAT IS GOING ON IN PENNSYLVANIA??? Law Enforcement must do their job, immediately!!! WOW!!!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday night.

If this is actually real, in all likelihood the fat bastard is referring to a scam apparently pulled by QAnon sex freak superfan Scott Presler, who may or may not be under criminal investigation in (at least) Lancaster County for having submitted a shit ton of fraudulent registrations.