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Fake electors are so back

Roughly one in five of the 93 Republican Party members from the swing states who have already been chosen to serve representatives to the Electoral College played some role in “Stop the Steal” in 2020, with 13 of them having signed the fake votes for convicted felon former President Trump that December – eight of those now facing criminal charges for the scam – and another six having had some other level of involvement in the MAGA coup attempt, Politico reports.

The eight facing charges include Michiganders John Haggard, Hank Choate, Timothy King, Amy Facchinello, Marian Sheridan, former state GOP co-chair Meshawn Maddock and Nevada state GOP chair Michael McDonald and Clark County Chair Jesse Law, the latter two’s charges having been dismissed but more likely than not to be revived as prosecutors appeal the dismissal.

“It would appear that the party leadership in the states where there are fraudulent electors serving as electors again are not taking seriously things like criminal charges,” said Georgetown Law professor Mary McCord, co-host of MSNBC’s “Prosecuting Donald Trump” podcast.

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WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Sunday, November 3rd

Convicted felon former President Trump is REALLY losing his shit at this rally in Pennsylvania. Above is Fox News cutting him off as he rants about the Iowa poll, calling Ann Selzer an “enemy.” Minutes later he said he wouldn’t mind if reporters got shot during another assassination attempt.

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Killer clown released from Florida prison just 18 months after plea

Former Florida woman Sheila Keen-Warren, who in 2023 pleaded guilty to a 1990 murder in which she dressed up like a clown, knocked on the door of her boss’s 40 year-old wife Marlene Warren, and fatally shot her romantic rival in the face, was released from prison on Saturday, having served just 18 months for a bit of home-wrecking as she literally married Warren’s husband, the AP reports

It took prosecutors nearly 27 years to develop the evidence to charge Keen-Warren with the crime, even though the fact that she married her boss after his wife was knocked off should’ve been enough. The trial has been delayed since 2017 due to other issues and the pandemic. Investigators had recovered fibers from the orange clown wig from the crime scene and the Chrysler Le Baron that Keen-Warren drove as the damning proof of the evil clownery that took Marlene Warren’s life.

Keen-Warren, who maintained her innocence even after her plea to second degree murder, was sentenced to 12 years in prison. But she had been in custody for seven years since her arrest in 2017, and Florida’s law in 1990 allowed significant credit for good behavior behind bars.

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Republican primary losers stuck cleaning up after winner

North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum and Florida Senator Marco Rubio, two failed Republican presidential candidates who were defeated by convicted felon former President Trump in the 2024 and 2016 primaries, respectively, found themselves stuck cleaning up after the winner on Sunday.

Burgum in particular made himself look like a complete fucking asshole, walking right into a trap set for him by NBC’s Kristen Welker in which she ran a clip of Trump calling Vice President Kamala Harris’s supporters “garbage” at a rally in September, right after Burgum was caterwauling about Joe Biden’s comments in which he (possibly, maybe) accidentally called Trump’s supporters “garbage.”

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Spanish king pelted with eggs during visit to flood zone

King Felipe of Spain, Queen Letizia, Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, and Valencia regional Governor Carlos Mazon were pelted with eggs and angry insults from the royal subjects during a visit to the area devastated by recent flooding that left more than 200 people dead, CNN reports.

Most of the anger and egging was actually mostly directed at Sanchez and Mazon with the two royals – who are relatively popular in the country – collateral damage in the outrage. Felipe and Letizia hugged the locals and spoke them directly while the politicians ran away from the scene.

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The meltdown over the Selzer poll is better than the poll itself

Fox News is treating this Sunday like a weekday so the couch’s “A-team” are in – as are “The Five,” Frau Ingraham, Jesse Watters, Hannity, etc – and they are NOT pleased with the seismic Saturday night drop of the Ann Selzer Iowa survey, with the blonde one pointing out that Selzer’s final pre-2024 GOP caucus poll found Nikki Haley ahead of Ron DeSantis, which is… Well the top four of the last Selzer GOP poll was Trump 48, Haley 20, DeSantis 16, Ramaswamy 8 percent. The actual top four result was Trump 51, DeSantis 21, Haley 19, Ramaswamy 8 percent. So not that bad of a “miss.”

Nobody in the anti-Trump coalition with a lick of sense believes Vice President Harris has any realistic shot of winning Iowa. This finding is almost certainly an outlier. The problem for MAGA world is that we were happy with Selzer’s Trump 47 – Harris 43 finding in September. Hell if it lined up with Trump’s 53-45 win over Biden in the state in 2020 we would quietly do a little fist pump.

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NYT/Siena final swing state polls find Harris ahead in enough

The final set of 2024 New York Times/Siena swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 46 in Nevada, 48 to 46 percent in North Carolina, 49 to 47 percent in Wisconsin, and 48 to 47 percent in Georgia, while Michigan and Pennsylvania are tied at 47 and 48 percent, and Trump leads 49 to 45 percent in Arizona.

Harris also leads Trump 49 to 46 percent in the final national ABC News/Ipsos survey.

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Loomer was exiled after minions told Trump she had plastic surgery

In a piece detailing the very near total collapse of convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign in August and September The Atlantic’s Tim Alberta writes that the “normies” on Team Orange were desperate to get the fat bastard to cut racist psychopath conspiracy freak Laura Loomer loose after she travelled with his team to the disastrous debate in Atlanta and then to the September 11th memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center site in Manhattan. Not even correctly pointing out to Donald that Loomer had called 9/11 an inside job would sway him. What did finally get Trump to cave however was an aide telling him that Loomer had facial plastic surgery work done.

“What sealed Loomer’s fate, according to two people who were part of these conversations, wasn’t just her racist diatribes but also her appearance: Trump, who is generally appalled by plastic surgery, was disgusted to learn the apparent extent of Loomer’s facial alterations,” Alberta writes.

After that campaign co-chair Susie Wiles sat down with Trump, telling him flat out he was going to lose if he didn’t get his shit together – and cut Corey Lewandowski loose too. Not coincidentally, at the same time the woman-abusing shitbag’s palace coup attempt was coming very close to succeeding and Alberta seems to hint that Corey was not at all wrong about serious graft and waste going on inside the campaign under Wiles and other co-chair Chris LaCivita. Yet the two were able to convince Trump to exile Lewandowski by selling him on more discipline as the path to winning.

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Stefanik “intensifies” investigation into Biden “garbage” transcript

“After President Biden referred to an enormous swath of the country as ‘floating… garbage’ and the White House released a transcript of President Biden’s remarks that appeared to alter this offensive comment, we demanded the White House retain and preserve information relevant to this incident and issue a corrected transcript of President Biden’s remarks. To date, the White House has not issued a corrected transcript, and the false transcript remains on the White House webpage.”

“The White House cannot simply rewrite President Biden’s rhetoric. In this case, it appears the White House is doing so to safeguard Vice President Harris’s presidential campaign. Recent reporting has since revealed ‘White House press officials altered the official transcript.’ Meanwhile, White House stenographers already submitted an accurate version – a version different than the White House publicly released – to the US National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).”

“The reporting also noted that a government official called the actions of the White House ‘a breach of protocol and spoliation of transcript integrity between the Stenography and Press Offices.’ Most notably, the report reveals the change in protocol came after the White House Press Office ‘conferred with the President.’ That President Biden himself may have interfered to break protocol to hide his outrageous remarks is unprecedented,” writes House Malevolent Razorback Elise Stefanik in a letter to White House Counsel Ed Siskel, and this is the “game changer” for her at this point.

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVIII

  • So, WTF America, what more do you need to see?  Trump hired the people who appeared at his rally, or at the very minimum, he hired/sired the people who hired the people who appeared at his rally.  These are the people he wants representing him.  Are they the people you want representing us.  Is Trump the one you want choosing them?
  • Kamala Harris’s speech on the Ellipse was one of a series of powerful, graceful oratory she’s delivered contrasting the raspy, rambling speeches of the old man opposing her.  Her appearances importantly reassure undecided voters that normalcy can be the norm, and the norm does not involve Trump.
  • Let me get this straight:  Conservatives are offended because, they say, the “Your Vote is Secret” campaign undermines marriages, claiming it makes a wife go against her husband, but it’s okay for a husband to turn his wife’s bodily autonomy over to a Republican governor?
  • I welcome the data that show Republicans are taking advantage of early voting and vote-by-mail.  First, because we should encourage every American to vote as an ideal but second, because many of these Republicans cast their ballots early because they’re eager to rid their Party of Trump.  I’m more encouraged by the chasm in the women:men ratio, with women outpacing men by 10 percentage points, and in PA, 100,000 new voters have already cast their ballots.
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Lindsey’s three cosmos in and doesn’t give a crap anymore

“We’re gonna push through all this bullshit, and I’m not going to listen to anything she has to say, Liz Cheney,” South Caroliiiiiina Repubrucan Snator Lisssssny Grrrrr… that’s funny, like a lion… Grrrrr… Grrrr… oh, right:  Grahmmmm says after dinner at The Palm.  “We’re not garbage as Trump supporters and women who support Trump are not dumb garbage.”

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Podcaster spent thousands in campaign funds at beauty spas

Manly man Cubadian podcaster Ted Cruz, who is also a member of the US Senate (R-Quintana Roo) running for re-election, has spent more than $9,000 on luxury spa treatments since 2016, including more than $1,500 this year, in questionable expenditures, HuffPost reports.

According to FEC filings, Cruz’s campaign paid for nearly $300 in treatments at a spa in New York City while the podcaster was making a bus tour in Texas.  During two sprees in Houston, the campaign spent $1,100 in spa treatments.  Spending campaign money on personal luxuries for the candidate or a family member of the candidate violates FEC regulations.

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WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Friday, November 1st

This is it, ladies and gents, the true final stretch. It is actually November now and with it we’re going to run a live blog to pick up all of the last few rallies and the smaller updates that might not merit their own individual posts here in our main article feed.

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Cowardly bitch-ass president flew out of Turkey on decoy plane

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WATCH LIVE: Trump uncures childhood diseases

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Orange God Emperor demands Iran pay him reparations

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Colombia hit with 7.4-magnitude earthquake, killing at least 20

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Fox couchman almost mad at reporter for bringing the bad news

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Hormuz never returning to pre-war condition: Iranian MP

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“Black and Brown Voters” expert shares inside analysis on demo

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Max Miller stuck on the ballot

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Netanyahu says “no, fuck no” to Trump’s Hamas “peace plan”

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Fox News reports WNBA controversy consuming Fox News

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“Man, he’s destroying families”: Trump fanboy with fiancee in gulag

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Strait closed until Orange Ayatollah agrees to demands: Iranians

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Judge orders MAGA Virginians to re-rename Confederate schools

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WATCH LIVE: Robber Barons praise their Orange Cash Cow

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Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

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Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

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White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

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July jobs report smashes expectations

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Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

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Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

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Andy Ogles loses primary

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Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

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Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

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“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

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Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

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Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

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Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

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Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

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Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

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WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

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Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

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Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

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DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

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Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

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Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

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Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

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Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

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Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

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Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

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Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

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WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

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David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

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British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

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Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

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“Things aren’t looking good”

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Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

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Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

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Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

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Frailty, thy name is Donald

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