“The Trump-Vance Campaign filed a lawsuit against Bucks County, Pennsylvania for turning away voters. This is a direct violation of Pennsylvanians’ rights to cast their ballot – and all voters have a right to STAY in line. The Pennsylvania Department of State made clear if voters are in line at a county elections office by 5:00 PM, the counties MUST give voters the opportunity to apply for their mail-in ballot. Pennsylvania voters were turned away as early as 2:30 PM,” says the Trump campaign in a statement. They don’t say what relief they’re seeking and what they could get since early voting is already over in Pennsylvania. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was $100 million in damages.

House Foreign Affairs Chair Michael McCaul was alarmed Wednesday by reports that then-25 year-old Tim Walz once had a girlfriend who was the daughter of a ChiCom party official – who died in 1999 – when Walz worked as a teacher in China in 1989, nearly two decades before Walz ever McCaul evidently forgetting he was supposed to be outraged over Joe Biden ambiguously calling Trump “supporters” garbage. Some politics expert this guy is, missing that memo.

A new set of CNN swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 43 percent in Michigan, 51 to 45 percent in Wisconsin, while Pennsylvania is tied at 48 percent each. At a margin of error at 4.8 percent that puts Harris outside in Mich and Wis. Probably her best polling this month.

“During my Administration, we had peace in the Middle East, and we will have peace again very soon! I will fix the problems caused by Kamala Harris and Joe Biden and stop the suffering and destruction in Lebanon. I want to see the Middle East return to real peace, a lasting peace, and we will get it done properly so it doesn’t repeat itself every 5 or 10 years! I will preserve the equal partnership among all Lebanese communities. Your friends and family in Lebanon deserve to live in peace, prosperity, and harmony with their neighbors, and that can only happen with peace and stability in the Middle East. I look forward to working with the Lebanese community living in the United States of America to ensure the safety and security of the great people of Lebanon. Vote Trump for Peace!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday and whatever internal polling he got that told him he had to spew this shit must be interesting.

🚨🚨🚨 HUGE 🚨🚨🚨 GAME CHANGER 🚨🚨🚨 DEMS R SO FUCKED 🚨🚨🚨 “The House Judiciary Committee is examining a whistleblower report that the FBI targeted Donald Trump soon after he announced his presidential campaign in June 2015, an off-the-books operation ordered by FBI Director James B Comey that predated the Crossfire Hurricane operation. An FBI agent involved in the probe revealed the off-the-books criminal investigation on Tuesday in a protected disclosure sent to the committee,” says the lede to an EXPLOSIVE new Washington Times report.

Good fucking God, these people are actually serious. It was even in a freaking Truth Social push alert on Tuesday. Fucking tweaker trolls on The Hill Disqus threads at 3:30 AM in October 2018 would barely even blink at this and here we are so many years later with Jim Jordan and his assclown car trying to make it a thing again. In what universe do even a majority of the most hardcore MAGA dead-enders in their audience still get fired up over “OBAMAGATE”?

“The whistleblower disclosure said two female FBI undercover agents infiltrated Mr Trump’s 2016 campaign at high levels and were directed to act as ‘honeypots’ while traveling with Mr Trump and his campaign staff on the trail,” the article continues and holy fuck. This isn’t real. Can barely even copy and paste from this article, forget typing a summary. Torso hurts from laughing too hard.

“I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.”

“That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people… And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz,” wrote former Celebrity Apprentice host Arnold Schwarzenegger on Wednesday.

“No matter where you put [guck guck] that apostrophe, it’s [mmmm… guck guck guck] a distraction for Harris [mmmmmfmmm guck guck] going into the [guck guck guck guck slurrrrrrrrptttttt] final six days – and [slurrrrpppttttup-tup-tup] an interesting final test [guck guck guck…. mmff slurpt] for her relationship with the man who elevated her to the vice presidency and handed her [guck guck guck guck guck] the campaign baton,” wrote Politico Playbook earlier. Maybe they can poke their heads out from under the GOP’s table and see if this response means she’s passed their fucking “test.”

Well here’s a fun story for the “Biden made everything so expensive and I don’t care if Trump wants to throw me in a camp because my laundry detergent costs more than it did in 2019” crowd: The Washington Post reports that companies are preparing price hikes on anything and everything made from foreign-sourced components including clothing, footwear, baby products, auto parts, and hardware in anticipation of the convicted felon former president winning and implementing tariffs.

“We’re set to raise prices,” said Columbia Sportswear CEO Tim Boyle “We’re buying stuff today for delivery next fall. So we’re just going to deal with it and we’ll just raise the prices… It’s going to be very, very difficult to keep products affordable for Americans.” AutoZone CEO Phil Daniele said the same. “If we get tariffs, we will pass those tariff costs back to the consumer. We’ll generally raise prices ahead of – we know what the tariffs will be – we generally raise prices ahead of that.”

The US Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned a lower court’s stay on fascist vest-wearing shitbag Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin’s purge of voter rolls in the state.

It’s one thing to be outraged over the anticipatory obsequiousness demonstrated by Jeff Bezos and that fucking worm who owns the Los Angeles Times plus USA Today for withholding endorsements of Vice president Kamala Harris. The endorsements themselves would’ve meant approximately jack shit before election day and still won’t if Harris wins. The non-endorsements are simply ownership with other business interests outside of media vulnerable to a Trump Reich hedging their bets, deciding they’re happier to live on their knees than die on their feet in Project 2025 World.

That’s a lesser sin than this fucking “firestorm” shit. Holy hell, the utter cuntishness afoot here is nigh indescribable. How do you call yourself a “journalist” when you lead with “President Biden handed ammo to gleeful Republicans Tuesday night when he seemed to refer to former President Trump’s supporters as ‘garbage'” and in that literal sentence you acknowledge that it’s all just outrage circlejerk fuel for the MAGAverse EVEN BEFORE IT ACTUALLY QUOTES BIDEN?!?

The Trump campaign’s “ground game” in swingy Erie County, Pennsylvania’s idea of getting out the vote this year was to send out voter registration cancelation forms to at least 4,000 people residing in the county, the Erie Times News reports on what’s apparently a scam to dupe people into filling them out. County Clerk Karen Chillcott says she doesn’t know the party affiliations of all the letter recipients, but she’s only heard about it from Dem voters and that her office sent about 7,000 forms asking people to update their registrations. Chillcott says she’s wondering if that’s because the county GOP’s database is somehow “superior, or because [they]’re only sending it to one party?”

Failed 2024 Indiana 5th District Republican primary candidate Larry Savage was arrested Tuesday morning and charged with destroying/misplacing a ballot and theft after he swiped two test ballots during a demonstration by the Madison County clerk’s office of how tabulators work, Fox 59 reports.

The dumbassery began on October 3rd, when Savage, a local precinct committeeman, joined a tour of other party officials and regular voters to watch the county’s tabulators do their work processing ballots, all of which were clearly marked “test.” Despite this, they’re still official ballots for the purposes of tracking and counting – a detail Savage was clearly informed of in footage of the incident. After that Savage is seen looking around the room before stuffing two of the ballots into his sweatshirt. Then he leans over and says “fucked up count” to a woman in the room.

Savage then left and from his car joined the Facebook livestream of the event, writing “3 ballots short!!! lol” and “Dontvtake [sic] anything,” in the comments. Fast forward to Tuesday when cops showed up at Savage’s door and, before they could even read him his rights and the warrant, he said “You talking about the ballot the lady told me I could take. I got the paper you’re talking about. I just rolled it up and put it in my pocket. I wasn’t trying to steal from nobody,” and blaming county officials. “This is all political bullshit is all it is… I thought they were fake fucking ballots”

In a statement to Fox 59 Savage said “At no time did I actually think that was a real ballot. I didn’t mean to hurt anybody. And if I did, I’m sorry. I’m just trying to fight for our county.”

“Pennsylvania is cheating, and getting caught, at large scale levels rarely seen before. REPORT CHEATING TO AUTHORITIES. Law Enforcement must act, NOW!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday, naturally without any actual specifics of the “cheating.”

Like for all we know he could be warning that the UPenn Lady Quakers’ volleyball squad are going to somehow cheat in Friday’s big showdown with the Brown University Lady Bears in Providence or the one on Saturday against Yale. But unless there’s any criminality to the “cheating,” that’s a matter for the NCAA to handle than it is law enforcement. If that’s even what Trump is talking about. It could be about something other than the University of Pennsylvania’s women’s volleyball program.

In all seriousness, it’s worth pondering whether the fat fuck would be sweating Pennsylvania if he didn’t piss off the state’s large Puerto Rican community and refuse to apologize for it. Never easy to ascribe causality to his screaming rants but the connection is pretty straightforward to imagine.

An analysis of early in-person and mail-in ballot return data across the swing states finds women outvoting men by 10 percent, Politico reports on an encouraging sign for Dems hoping the gender gap seen in polling holds up and the more reliable, fairer sex puts the Orange Rapist away for good.

“In some states women are actually exceeding their vote share from 2020, which is at this point shocking to me,” says Dem strategist Tom Bonier. “I never would have bet on that.” Even better, what Politico refers to as the “bro vote,” the crypto-MMA-gamer-masturbator demo that Trump’s been trying to reach out to with all his podcast appearances isn’t materializing, according to Dems poring over the data. Even better-er: Politico writes their “analysis of early voting data in Pennsylvania found that women registered as Democrats made up nearly a third of early votes this year from people who did not vote in the state in 2020” and that Bonier says “Black and Latino women under the age of 30 are not only showing up at higher rates than their male peers – but by even a larger margin than they did in 2020.” But let’s hear more about the Bronx barbershop’s Con-Ed bill.

A new USA Today/Suffolk University survey of likely voters in Kent County, Michigan finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 47 to 46 percent, while the statewide race is tied at 47 percent each. The pollster apparently oversampled Kent as a “bellwether” since Trump beat Hillary 48 to 45 percent in the county in 2016 while Biden took it 52 to 46 percent. But USA Today seems a little meh on what it means, writing “The results are within the poll’s 5.7 percentage point margin of error, meaning her lead could have happened by chance.”

“Arthur Ray Hanson, II has been sentenced to federal prison for transmitting interstate threats to injure Fulton County Sheriff Patrick Labat and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis because of their connections to the Fulton County, Georgia investigation and prosecution of former President Donald Trump. Hanson, of Huntsville, Alabama, was sentenced by US District Judge JP Boulee to one year, nine months in prison to be followed by three years of supervised release. He was also ordered to pay a $7,500 fine. Hanson was convicted on these charges on July 3, 2024, after he pleaded guilty to one count of transmitting interstate threats,” says a DOJ press release.

Among the shit said to Fulton County Sheriff Patrick Labatt: “If you think you gonna take a mugshot of my President Trump and it’s gonna be okay, you gonna find out that after you take that mugshot, some bad shit’s gonna happen to you,” “I’m warning you right now before you fuck up your life and get hurt real bad,” “Whether you got a fucking badge or not ain’t gonna help you none;” and “you gonna get fucked up you keep [expletive]ing with my President,” and to DA Fani Willis: “Watch it when you’re going to the car at night, when you’re going into your house, watch everywhere that you’re going,” “I would be very afraid if I were you because you can’t be around people all the time that are going to protect you,” “Gonna be moments when you’re gonna be vulnerable,” “When you charge Trump on that fourth indictment, anytime you’re alone, be looking over your shoulder,” and lastly “What you put out there, [says ‘expletive’ in the press release, not clear if it was ‘bitch’ or the c-word], comes back at you ten times harder, and don’t ever forget it.” But they’re not garbage.

Canadian Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs David Morrison on Tuesday testified to Parliament that Indian Home Affairs Minister Amit Shah, a close ally of dictator Narendra Modi, is behind an ongoing campaign of murder, extortion and intimidation of members of the Sikh community in Canada, including the 2023 assassination of leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar near Vancouver, the CBC reports.

Advocacy group Sikhs for Justice issued a statement Tuesday calling for Shah to be prosecuted under Canadian law. “Amit Shah has weaponized India’s security agencies to hunt down and eliminate pro-Khalistan activists, even beyond India’s borders,” said SFJ counsel Gurpatwant Singh Pannun in the statement, with “Khalistan” referring to the state that Sikh separatists have been fighting to establish for decades. “The assassination of Hardeep Singh Nijjar on Canadian soil is not just an isolated crime – it is part of a well-thought-out policy executed under Shah’s directives to crush the voices of Sikhs advocating for self-determination and justice,” Singh Pannun continued.

Last year the FBI thwarted a plot similar to the Singh Nijjar hit in Queens.

The difference here with @JoeBiden is that he is not telling a joke. https://t.co/b2sIWHD2Mi

— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) October 30, 2024

At least 51 people were killed when flash floods tore through the Valencia region of Spain on Tuesday, with the area receiving more rain in a single day than in a typical year, the BBC reports.

“While I am running a campaign of positive solutions to save America, Kamala Harris is running a campaign of hate. She has spent all week comparing her political opponents to the most evil mass murderers in history. Now, on top of everything, Joe Biden calls our supporters ‘garbage.’ You can’t lead America if you don’t love the American People. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have shown they are both unfit to be President of the United States,” posted convicted felon former President Trump at 12:26 AM on Wednesday and then “Kamala’s speech was terrible, full of lies and nothing new. Where are the jobs? There are none!” at 2:37 AM. Must be some terrible insomnia.