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New York Post reports creators of fantasy universe where sounds are audible in the vacuum of space have gone too far this time

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Fat Bear Week champ sort of avenges cub’s death

Two-peat Fat Bear Week winner Grazer sort of avenged the death of her cub, who was killed last summer by her finalist opponent, Chunk, besting the aggressive male by more than 40,000 votes, the Associated Press reports on a symbolic recompense for the loss of Grazer’s offspring.

The murder of Grazer’s cub… which might have been more like a mercy killing since it happened after the youngling had fallen off a waterfall, was unrelated to the murder of Bear 402 by 469 that postponed the beginning of the Katmai National Park’s annual Fat Bear Week contest.

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New York Republicans would campaign on Eric Adams, buuuuut…

An anonymous New York Republican campaign strategist tells Politico they would love for GOP candidates to be using NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ criminal indictments for bribery and other comically inept scams as part of a message to make all Democrats look corrupt and insane buuuuuuut… “Once you start getting to the charges against him and whether they disqualify him for office, the next logical question would be whether Trump should leave the race because of his charges.”

An anonymous House Dem campaign aide said yeah, no shit. The actual quote however was “If this was a winning message, then you’d see the swing-seat Republicans actually making this a thing. They’re not, because they know they’re all supporting a convicted felon for the presidency Republicans are on the ballot with Trump. Democrats aren’t on the ballot with Adams.”

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CNN now proposing Trump and Harris do separate town halls

Responding to convicted felon former President Trump unequivocally pussying out of a final debate against Vice President Kamala Harris on CNN or any other network ahead of their noon Thursday deadline to accept the invite for an October 23rd showdown in Atlanta, Brian Stelter reports his employer is now instead proposing the candidates appear at separate town halls on the same night, which the Harris campaign immediately accepted, unconditional on her degenerate opponent’s.

“We continue to believe the American people would benefit from hearing more from the two major candidates for President of the United States and so CNN has extended invitations to both Vice President Harris and President Trump’s campaigns to participate in separate CNN Town Halls on October 23,” said CNN in a statement, per Stelter. Earlier on Thursday the media beat guy had written in his daily newsletter that Harris’s town hall with Univision is set for this evening but Trump had postponed his until the 16th due to Hurricane Milton, meaning nobody should be surprised if and when the fat fuck comes up with some way to wiggle out of that appearance.

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Aussies still unsure why drunk guy crashed helicopter into hotel

Officials in the Australian city of Cairns have determined that the employee of a charter flight company who was licensed in New Zealand but not in Australia took a joyride in a helicopter and was killed when he crashed it into the roof of a nearby hotel “was affected by a significant amount of alcohol” and flew “well below the 1,000 ft allowed for flight over a built-up area,” but they haven’t been able to determine why he stole the chopper at 1:30 AM on August 12th, 9News reports.

“For reasons unknown, pilot actions resulted in a collision with a building while conducting an unauthorised and unnecessary flight, while affected by alcohol, late at night and at low heights over a built-up area, and without night flying endorsements,” the Australian Transport Safety Bureau wrote in their report on Nautilus Aviation employee Blake Wilson’s little mishap that destroyed the top three floors of the Hilton DoubleTree in Cairns in the inferno that resulted, though luckily no one else was injured. More unclear than the “motive” is why the ATSB, who exhaustively detailed Wilson’s movements with friends at a number of bars prior to the crash as he was celebrating a job promotion, couldn’t just write “sometimes drunk dudes do stupid shit and get themselves killed.”

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Former Georgia election workers settle with Gateway Pundit

Former Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss, the mother-daughter duo who won a $148 million federal defamation judgment against alcoholic shitbrain Rudy Giuliani over his lies about the two being secret agents in a plot to steal the 2020 election from convicted felon former President Trump, have reached a settlement in a Missouri court for a state defamation case brought against far right propaganda site The Gateway Pundit over the very same lies, the Guardian reports.

Terms of the settlement were not disclosed. Here’s hoping they got more than a pound of flesh and a coming public apology from shitbag founder Jim Hoft, whose attempts to declare bankruptcy to shield his and his batfuck insane website’s assets failed in court earlier this year.

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RFK Jr’s mom dies, possibly from the COVID-19 vaccine

What? Was the headline in poor taste? Why do we have to be responsible and refrain from speculating baselessly here? Who says we can’t just operate with complete impunity? Plus she probably was vaccinated. If it’s okay for the other guys to bring it up apropos of nothing whenever somebody dies then it should be okay for National Zero to do the same. Okay?

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“Experienced a job loss due to unfair firing” voters a key demo: poll

A Center for Working-Class Politics (CWCP)/YouGov survey of Pennsylvania voters finds that convicted felon former President Trump leads Vice President Kamala Harris 52.6 percent to 37.4 percent among respondents who reported having “experienced a job loss due to unfair firing” and among those with a “very or somewhat insecure job,” it’s Trump to 32.6 percent Harris, who leads the fat fuck overall in the registered voter sample 46.8 to 44.7 percent, per the Jacobin.

Surely there’s no through-line here with that July polling by the Survey Center for American life which found Trump at 56 support among divorced men. Can’t be any connection there.

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Orange Loser complains about CBS editing interview he didn’t do

Continuing his Truth Social tirade against CBS on Thursday morning, convicted felon former President Trump shitposted “60 Minutes is a major part of the News Organization of CBS, which has just created the Greatest Fraud in Broadcast History. CBS should lose its license, and it should be bid out to the Highest Bidder, as should all other Broadcast Licenses, because they are just as corrupt as CBS – and maybe even WORSE!” Not even sure what the fuck that last sentence was supposed to mean. CBS is just as corrupt as CBS? Or is he that goddamned stupid and addled he doesn’t know that “licensees” and “licenses” are two completely distinct words?

In a subsequent post the fat bastard wrote “With me, 60 Minutes does the exact opposite! They take everything I say, realize how totally BRILLIANT it is, and take it out. So, with Kamala they add, with ‘TRUMP,’ they delete,” as if he had sat for the interview with the news program and not bitched out. They had nothing to “delete” from his segment because it didn’t happen.

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Minnesota GOP judge candidate deletes Pizzagate tweets

Republican Minnesota attorney Nate Hansen got really busy before launching his campaign for a seat on the bench in the state’s 10th Judicial District, having clicked “delete” over 100,000 times on his Twitter account to hide his propagation of the Pizzagate conspiracy theory, shared a video of a transgender woman testifying in favor of Minnesota’s trans refuge bill, saying that it “should be used to support a civil commitment to a mental hospital for this poor man,” and mocked transgender female lawmaker Leigh Finke as “gross,” the Minnesota Reformer reports

And that’s before we get to his Facebook account, which he did not make private or delete posts variously calling an attempted 2009 airline bombing a “false flag attack,” claimed “Satanic people run our government,” said that “all property taxes are illegal under the Minnesota State Constitution,” called for the abolition of the Federal Reserve and the Central Intelligence Agency, and once said he found himself “consistently agreeing” with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan.

Going to hazard the agreement with Louis Farrakhan was specific to the subject of Jews. Hansen has the endorsement of the notoriously fucked up and dysfunctional state GOP for the seat.

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September inflation beats expectations

In a stunning win for Republicans who guarantee they will deport millions of migrants and raise tariffs dramatically in order to lower food and house costs for Americans weary of inflation, the monthly Consumer Price Index rose 2.4 percent year-over-year and 0.2 percent on a monthly basis, beating Dow Jones consensus expectations of 2.3 and 0.1 percent respectively, CNBC reports.

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Fat Hitler says Dems “should be forced to concede the election,” threatens CBS’s FCC licenses over “illegal” edits to Harris interview

“A giant Fake News Scam by CBS & 60 Minutes. Her REAL ANSWER WAS CRAZY, OR DUMB, so they actually REPLACED it with another answer in order to save her or, at least, make her look better. A FAKE NEWS SCAM, which is totally illegal. TAKE AWAY THE CBS LICENSE. Election Interference. She is a Moron, and the Fake News Media wants to hide that fact. An UNPRECEDENTED SCANDAL!!! The Dems got them to do this and should be forced to concede the Election? WOW!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday, losing his shit over a normal TV journalism practice.

“The fraud committed by 60 Minutes and CBS, together with the Democrat Party, is the single Biggest Scandal in Broadcast History!” continued the fat bastard in another post. Seems kind of hyperbolic considering those rigged 1950s game shows, Matt Lauer having a lock to his office that he controlled from a button under his desk so he could trap young female employees there, or that time when an NBC game show host bragged about sexually assaulting women but the tape of it didn’t become public until 11 years later. Those could qualify as bigger scandals at the networks.

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The Hill determined to show other media outlets how it’s really done

DC-based politics website The Hill appears to be dead-set on showing those pikers in the rest of the mainstream media how it’s REALLY done, putting on a masterclass in framing on a level that the New York Times writers who came up with “Trump’s Remarks on Migrants Illustrate His Obsession With Genes” to describe the convicted felon’s nods to Nazi eugenics, the AP’s classic “Biden and Trump both make the Jan 6 riot a political rallying cry,” the Boston Globe’s “Harris faces a pivotal moment as Trump questions her identity,” and others will never compete on. Game will have to recognize game and if this absolute gem doesn’t finally put The Hill on that elite tier then nothing will.

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Rick Scott 50 – Debbie Murcarsel-Powell 48 in Florida: Marist poll

A new Marist/NPR/PBS survey of likely voters in Florida finds white collar criminal Rick Scott leading Dem Congresswoman Debbie Murcarsel-Powell 50 to 48 percent in the Senate race while convicted felon former President Trump leads Vice President Kamala Harris 51 to 47 percent.

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Harris trails Trump by 9 among Nikki Haley primary voters: poll

A new survey by Blueprint for the Bulwark testing GOP primary voters who cast a ballot for Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley in the 2024 GOP primary finds convicted felon former President Trump leading Vice President Kamala Harris 45 to 36 percent, a swing of 22 percent in the Dems’ favor going by the self-reported 2020 recall vote of Trump 59 to Biden 28 percent among this set.

“Between 5 and 10 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents are Nikki Haley supporters,” said Evan Roth Smith, the lead pollster for Blueprint, which conducted the poll between September 28 and October 6. “If Harris can indeed win a third or more of them in the general election, it will provide a boost of a couple percentage points. In such a close race where the margin of victory will be razor-thin, particularly in the swing states, it’s clearly worth pursuing these voters.”

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Eric sought deal for Trump Org to open hotel in Israel last year

As his father, a rapist, sought the Republican nomination for president last year, his eldest son Eric tried to leverage deals to open up a hotel, first at an old Israeli government office in Jerusalem and then at an ongoing construction in Tel Aviv, the New York Times reports.

Eric Trump reportedly tried to get permission to renovate the former site of Israel’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Jerusalem, located blocks from the nation’s high court building, into a hotel in the style of Trump previous hotel in Washington, DC, where the Trump family laundered hundreds of thousands of dollars from foreign governments and domestic lobbyists.  The second proposed location involved licensing a modern tower near the Defense Ministry offices in Tel Aviv.

Neither deal was completed; negotiations were put on hold after the Hamas attack on October 7th, 2023.  “The deal absolutely would have gotten done if not for October 7th,” Eric told the Times, adding that discussions would continue “when the current situation that we’re all witnessing on TV every day is resolved.”  Nothing from the Trump Org about not doing foreign deals when his father was running for office or in office.

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