The last six weeks haven’t been kind to rapist and GOP standard-bearer Donald Trump.  Sure, his polls are tanking after the Democrats violated the Consitution and did the ol’ switcheroo after the Republican Convention and put radical Marxist former prosecutor Kamala Harris in the top slot instead of Sleepy Joe.  But what’s really hurt Don is his stock price tanking.

With three weeks remaining in the lockout before Trump can sell any or all of his personal portfolio of 114.8 million shares of DJT stock, but doing so would certainly tank the stock; when the guy who owns more than three-quarters of the outstanding shares starts dumping stock, lower level sellers are jumping ship.

The Trump Media stock closed at $18.08 on Tuesday, a drop of more than seven percent for the day.  That brings loses for the stock to 55% over the last six weeks.  For Trump, that’s a “paper loss” of $2.6 billion.  And it will get worse when Trump starts selling to raise cash for his existing and future civil judgments.

Only in the Party attempting to say they represent American Working Families:  the billionaires funding the conservative Club for Growth will buy $12 million in ads to help Bizarro World’s Arizona Republican Governor Kari Lake’s financially strapped campaign, Politico reports.

With Friend of Clarence billionaire Harlon Crow as a co-founder, the Club for Growth has already purchased commercials attacking Democratic nominee Ruben Gallego, a former Marine and current Congressman who is leading in the polls.

The group is running two different spots:  one in English, saying Gallego is violating his oath as a Marine to defend the nation by supporting “open borders,” and one in Spanish blaming high gas and food prices on Gallego and Democrats.

Reality show “star” Amy Slaton, one half of the titular duo in TLC’s 1000-Lb Sisters, was hospitalized in Tennessee after being bitten by a camel Monday and then subsequently arrested for possession of psychedelic mushrooms because when cops responded to the petting zoo where she was bitten they walked by her car and smelled weed she had sitting out on the front seat, People.com reports.

Slaton, 36, and her male companion Brian Scott Lovvorn were both arrested and face charges of illegal possession of schedule I, illegal possession of schedule VI and two counts of child endangerment, since her sons Gage Deon, 4, and Glenn Allen, 2, were present, according to a statement from the Crockett County sheriff’s department. It’s not clear if Lovvorn and Slaton are dating because a separate report by InTouch says Slaton had in February announced she was dating a man named Kevin after having divorced Michael Halterman, father of Gage Deon and Glenn Allen.

“Michael and me are sharing custody,” Amy said on a February episode of 1000-Lb Sisters, filmed as she finalized the divorce. “I get the boys 70 percent of the time, Michael gets ’em 30.” Michael, 41, had requested 50/50 custody, which Amy shot down. “I was the chef, I was the cook, I was the nanny, I was everything in that house,” she insisted. “He was the video game player. I raise those kids. I made the bath waters. You don’t know how your fucking son likes his bath water, don’t play with me. There should be no reason why he needs extra days with the kids when he’s not even gonna take care of ’em. It’s not you gonna be having the kids, it’s gonna be [Michael’s] mother.”

A federal judge on Tuesday spiked convicted felon former President Trump’s attempt to move the 2016 election interference case he already lost to the federal court system, finding that there’s nothing in the Supreme Court’s bullshit Trump v US ruling that applies.

“The Justice Department announced today the unsealing of terrorism, murder conspiracy, and sanctions-evasion charges against six senior leaders of Hamas, a designated foreign terrorist organization. The charges relate to the defendants’ central roles in planning, supporting, and perpetrating the terrorist atrocities that Hamas committed in Israel on Oct 7, 2023 (the October 7 Hamas Massacres), involving the murders and kidnappings of countless innocent civilians, including American citizens, which was the culmination of Hamas’s decades-long campaign of terrorism and violence against Israel and its allies, including American citizens. The defendants are either deceased or remain at large,” says a Justice Department press release.

Fox News cut away from their nepo hire White House reporter Peter Doocy being made to look like a complete asshole by Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre after he asked her to comment on Vice President Kamala Harris allegedly switching accents depending on which audience she’s talking to.

“Today, Rep Jamie Raskin, Ranking Member of the Committee on Oversight and Accountability, and Rep Robert Garcia, Ranking Member of the Subcommittee on National Security, the Border, and Foreign Affairs, are demanding answers from Donald Trump after a bombshell report by the Washington Post surfaced new evidence suggesting the former president may have illegally accepted a $10 million campaign contribution from Egyptian President Abdel Fatah El-Sisi during the final weeks of the 2016 presidential campaign and that appointees in his own Department of Justice (DOJ) covered it up,” says a joint Tuesday press release by Raskin and Garcia.

“A recent report from the Washington Post has created renewed suspicion that you collected a $10 million cash bribe from Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi. Surely you would agree that the American people deserve to know whether a former president—and a current candidate for president—took an illegal campaign contribution from a brutal foreign dictator. Accordingly, we request that you immediately provide the Committee with information and documents necessary to assure the Committee and the American public that you never, directly or indirectly, politically or personally, received any funds from the Egyptian President or Government,” wrote the Members.

The organizers of a far right campaign to recall California Governor Gavin Newsom, again, declared moral victory on Tuesday after the deadline for them to turn in the petition with the required 1.3 million signatures to initiate a statewide recall election came and went, the Sacramento Bee reports.

The group, Rescue California, turned in 0 signatures. “We’re not turning in any,” said Anne Hyde Dunsmore, chief petitioner with the campaign, on Tuesday. “The process is time consuming and we felt that we had done what we needed to do.” Dunsmore claimed her group’s focus shifted to keeping Newsom out of the White House. “When you read about Gavin Newsom today, he is termed as irrelevant and that’s a victory. He is not on a track to the White House. That’s a victory. He is now having to fix the problems he’s created. That’s a victory,” she continued. Jesus Christ, lol.

Convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday brushed off podcaster Lex Fridman’s concern over Donald’s continued fixation with 2020 election conspiracies being unpopular with indie voters.

Despite having claimed that he committed his life to Jesus in the 1980s, far right psychopath North Carolina Lt Gov and gubernatorial nominee Mark Robinson was a five-night a week regular at a peep show/place and porn video store in the 1990s and early 2000s, employees tell The Assembly.

At least six of the men who worked at Gents Video and I-40 Video in Greensboro told the local news site that Robinson came into the places to masturbate in the private video booths. Owner Louis Money said Robinson also bought bootleg porn tapes he sold on the side. “He was good for at least one a week,” said Money, noting that didn’t pay for the last one, described as a compilation of “super hardcore” films he had acquired in New York City that were too trashy to be sold in North Carolina.

Money said he doesn’t really care about the $25 Robinson owes him for that last tape.

Roadkill collector Robert F Kennedy Jr on Tuesday sued the Michigan Secretary of State in an attempt to get himself removed from the ballot after quitting the race, the Detroit Free Press reports.

It’s not clear what legal argument Kennedy is using because Michigan statute prohibits candidates who have accepted a minor party’s nomination – which Bobby did – from withdrawing.

A likely Russian disinformation operation not ready for primetime – given the production value of the site, KBSF-TV.com, which was registered on August 20th, 2024, the other articles were copy-pasted verbatim from other sites without attribution, and the ads are completely static – went ahead with it anyway on Tuesday, claiming Vice President Kamala Harris left a then-13 year-old girl paralyzed from the waist down after a hit-and-run accident in 2011, using the terribly-acted video above.

National Zero was able to find that the host and domain are the same as ours – NameCheap.com – and have contacted their legal/abuse department to both report “KBSF-TV” and request comment on the person/entity who slapped this shitty hit job together, though we’re being realistic about that.

A federal judge on Tuesday issued a temporary injunction against convicted felon former President Trump, prohibiting from playing the late Isaac Hayes’ “Hold On, I’m Coming” at his rallies and dancing to the song as he usually does at the end of them, Meidas Touch reports.

Late Senator John McCain’s youngest son Jimmy, a currently active serving officer in the Marine Corps’ 158th Infantry Regiment, tells CNN that convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign stop at Arlington National Cemetery infuriated him. “These men and women that are laying in the ground there have no choice” of whether or not to be used a prop for the fat bastard’s bid to regain power and end American democracy, McCain said, adding “I just think that for anyone who’s done a lot of time in their uniform, they just understand that inherently – that it’s not about you there. It’s about these people who gave the ultimate sacrifice in the name of their country.”

“It was a violation,” McCain said of the fat fuck grinning with his thumbs up next to the grave of service members who had died separately and apart from the Kabul bombing. “That mother, that sister, those families, see that – and it’s a painful experience.” McCain said he registered as a Democrat a few weeks ago and plans to vote for Kamala Harris in November, adding that he “would get involved in any way I could” to help her win. Jimmy’s sister, former The View host Meghan McCain, did not comment for the CNN story, depriving Mediaite of the real lede they crave.

Jimmy will appear on Jake Tapper’s show 4 PM EDT Tuesday to trash the Orange Tyrant further.

Dems are done playing nice with Kremlin-backed shitbag Jill Stein, with DNC spokesman Matt Corridoni telling the Bulwark in a blunt statement that the Green Party’s candidate “is a useful idiot for Russia. After parroting Kremlin talking points and propped up by bad actors in 2016 she’s at it again. Jill Stein won’t become president, but her spoiler candidacy – that both the GOP and Putin have previously shown interest in – can help decide who wins. A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump.”

In response, Stein campaign manager Jason Call, said “the Democratic Party has no respect for actual democracy or the voting public,” calling the attack a “tired and sad commentary on a party that refuses to serve the American people with good public policy. Every American should have the opportunity to vote for candidates that represent their values. The Green Party forwards popular policy on universal healthcare and climate action, things the Democrats cynically claim to stand for, though failing in action to bring meaningful change. All Democrats do is hamper our efforts to get on ballots so we can speak to the policy Democrats consistently avoid.” Note that he said absolutely nothing whatsoever to deny that he and his candidate are on Vladimir Putin’s payroll.

Apparently eager to keep this news cycle going eight days later when the media was starting to move on from it, convicted felon former President Trump on Tuesday morning posted “The was no conflict or ‘fighting’ at Arlington National Cemetery last week. It was a made up story by Comrade Kamala and her misinformation squad. She made it all up to make up for the fact that she and Sleepy Joe have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS for the INCOMPETENT AFGHANISTAN Withdrawal – THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY IN US HISTORY!!! They should have been at Arlington, not on a beach or studying for a Debate. Thanks you to my friends, the GREAT GOLDS STAR FAMILIES, for revealing the TRUTH OF A BEAUTIFUL DAY OF HONOR. Could not have been a nicer moment – And there were no fights or problems, only in the heads of those that are destroying our Country!”

There is, in fact, a problem with this denial that there were any “fights or problems,” because Donald’s large headed spokesman Steven Cheung last Tuesday specifically claimed “there was no physical altercation as described and we are prepared to release footage if such defamatory claims are made. The fact is that a private photographer was permitted on the premises and for whatever reason an unnamed individual, clearly suffering from a mental health episode, decided to physically block members of President Trump’s team during a very solemn ceremony,” meaning that in their initial account it did (at the very least) get physical and there was a confrontation.

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House Judiciary Committee chairman Jim Jordan needs to subpoena an Amazon Echo device immediately to get to the bottom of this blatant attempt at election interference by the ubiquitous home voice assistant Alexa. Just picture the blockbuster hearing with the cylindrical device sitting at the witness table getting grilled for answers about why it’s at the forefront of yet another plot to steal the election from President Trump. “ALEXA, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION ON THE 51 INTEL AGENTS WHO SIGNED A LETTER CALLING HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP A HOAX?!?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have answer for that. You can ask me for recommendations of movies, games, and books for your Amazon shopping cart,” the device will answer, provoking Jordan into even more of a rage. “THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THESE SILICON VALLEY TECH COMPANIES WEAPONIZING THEIR INFLUENCE TO SUPPRESSING CITIZENS’ FREE SPEECH AND WE’RE HERE TO PUT A STOP TO IT. THIS DISTURBING VIDEO OF A YOUNG LADY ASKING FOR ADVICE ON WHO TO VOTE FOR IS PUTTING A CHILLING EFFECT ON OUR DEMOCRACY. WITHOUT OBJECTION THE CHAIR MOVES TO HOLD THE ECHO DEVICE IN CONTEMPT AND WE WILL SCHEDULE A MARKUP VOTE WITHIN THE NEXT 30 TO 40 DAYS. ALEXA YOU ARE GOING TO BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”

“I’m sorry, if you need help with your Amazon account please log in on your device and go to the page that says ‘My Account’ to make whatever changes you need,” the device will reply in pure fear.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after providing this analysis of the coming all-out war between House Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan and an Amazon Echo device.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign, flush with a $540 million haul since she took over the presidential ticket, is transferring a $25 million of it to boost the undercard: $10 million each to the Dem Congressional Campaign Committee and the Dem Senatorial Campaign Committee, and $2.5 million each to Dem gubernatorial and state legislative committees, the Washington Post reports.

“If we want a future where every American’s rights are protected, not taken away, where the middle class is strengthened, not hollowed out; and a country where our democracy is preserved, not ripped apart, every race this November matters,” Harris campaign chair Jen O’Malley Dillon said in a statement Tuesday. “The Vice President believes that this race is about mobilizing the entire country, in races at every level, to fight for our freedoms and our economic opportunity.”

Trump didn’t fucking do this in 2022 when he wasn’t even running. His “Save America” PAC was billed as a fund to back his endorsed candidates but he spent far more money on Melania’s dressmaker, with one source at Mar-a-Lago telling Politico “It’s not Trump’s job to elect a Senate majority,” in response to reports that Republicans were wondering why he wasn’t helping.

In a new rundown of where the race for Congress stands, Politico finds Republican campaign money lampreys starting to freak the fuck out over getting outraised and outspent by Dems in races far and wide, writing that “Panic is starting to set in” among the NRSC and NRCC chodes. “When Republicans have the resources to tell this story, we win,” said National Republican Congressional Committee spokesman Jack Pandol. “We just can’t allow a green tsunami of Democratic cash to change the conversation from the issues,” he continued. Of course it’s not clear whether this is because these committees are actually scared of losing or that their salespeople aren’t getting their commissions and bonuses for landing the big checks from the wealthy plutocrats.

Politico writes that the GOP boiler room have been seeing some modest increases in donations lately, but notes a possible reason why: “Many GOP donors see investing in the Senate as one of the best ways to block Democrats from having total control in Washington in 2025… The strong start to Harris’ candidacy has spurred anxiety about the GOP’s prospects in the presidential race. And in the House, Democrats need to gain just a handful of seats to retake the chamber – and among the vulnerable incumbents are 16 Republicans in Biden-won districts.” Womp fuckin womp.