A new national Fox News survey conducted entirely after last week’s debate finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 50 to 48 percent among likely voters, a flip from last month’s finding putting fat Donald of Kamala ahead 49 to 48 percent.

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— Teamsters Local 120 (@Teamsters120) September 18, 2024

After the Teamsters National declined to endorse either candidate in the presidential election, a flurry of locals have come out with full-throated endorsements of Democratic nominee Kamala Harris.  Joining Council 32, the West Coast Teamsters (Councils 7 and 42), Michigan (Council 43) and Wisconsin also threw their support behind the Vice President.

Still no idea what this fat fucking idiot thinks he’s doing in New York and not in Arizona or Wisconsin but we’re not exactly complaining about him wasting one of what few days remain either.

“In a National poll 2 points works for me. At that rate she’ll never win the electoral college. 😂😂” Fox commenter thedemslie rationalized on a new poll from the cable propaganda network showing Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris leading past president and current felon Donald Trump, a rapist and the Republican standard-bearer, by two points in a national election and leading or tied with Trump on seven of the top ten issues concerning voters.

A Michigan federal judge on Wednesday declined to intervene in the state’s decision not to remove roadkill collector Robert F Kennedy Jr from the November ballot, the Detroit Free Press reports.

District Judge Denise Page Hood wrote in an 18-page ruling that Bobby Jr can’t sue in federal court because his case had already been adjudicated in state court. “[Junior] now pleads before this court seeking a second bite at the apple, to which he is not entitled,” the judge wrote, adding that the brainwormed malformation was also too slow in filing his appeals. Hood also noted that 90 percent of the total ballots have been printed and a re-do would cost the state at least $500,000.

In related news, a Wisconsin appeals court will hear Bobby’s case to get himself removed in the Badger State, to which state Election Commission Chair Ann Jacobs wrote on Wednesday that it’s no longer merely a matter of printing, but that “by the time the appellate court rules (I would guess no earlier than Monday, September 23), thousands upon thousands of ballots will have gone out.”

Following up on a recent Facebook post encouraging fellow Trump fans to record the addresses of locals with signs voicing support for Vice President Kamala Harris on their lawns, Republican Portage County, Ohio Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski posted again on Tuesday, claiming it’s his First Amendment right to intimidate voters in his county who would dare to disagree with him politically, writing “As the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of Portage County, I have sworn to protect ALL citizens of my County. Recently, I placed a post on my personal facebook page that may have been a little misinterpreted?? I…as the elected sheriff, do have a first amendment right as do all citizens.”

“If the citizens of Portage County want to elect an individual who has supported open borders (which I’ve personally visited Twice!) and neglected to enforce the laws of our Country…then that is their prerogative. With elections, there are consequences. That being said…I believe that those who vote for individuals with liberal policies have to accept responsibility for their actions! I am a Law Man…Not a Politician! I would also like to Thank…The Overwhelming Support I am receiving from many people in Portage County who are afraid or are Not allowed to agree with me publicly! Stay Strong and God Bless!! 🇺🇸” the demented freak continued in the post. Replies were shut off.

Former Trump White House economy douche Steven Moore was more than a little peeved on Wednesday after the Federal Reserve Bank cut interest rates by 0.5 percent, telling the Washington Post’s Jeff Stein that, to Moore “It was jaw-dropping, frankly. There’s no reason they couldn’t do 0.25 now and 0.25 right after the election. Why not wait till then? I’m not saying a 0.5 point reduction isn’t justified – it may well be and they have more data than I do. But I just think, ‘Why now?'”

The other former Trump White House economic chode Larry Kudlow whined similarly during an interview with vest-wearing asshole Virginia Gov Glenn Youngkin, saying “I just can’t figure… I just can’t figure, Governor, why they couldn’t have waited until the day after the election, which would’ve de-politicized the whole Fed story. Cause, even if the economy is a lot worse than we think or than they think more importantly, it’s not gonna matter… Uh, 48 days, not gonna matter. They could’ve waited. What they’re gonna run into now is a political buzzsaw, if you ask me.” Lol.

The crowd at JD Vance’s event in North Carolina booed when a reporter asked him about the rate cut. The part they booed specifically the reporter mentioning how inflation’s going to go down.

JD put that JD from Yale to work Wednesday in carefully explaining to a reporter why the Springfield, Ohio Haitian community – largely made up of legally protected refugees – are actually illegal aliens because “Vice President Kamala Harris” (even though it was actually President Joe Biden) in June signed an executive order temporarily paroling them through at least February 2026.

“Republican Ohio Gov Mike DeWine has faced a series of conflicts of interests on key issues in his state, including with the ongoing Haitian migrant crisis affecting Springfield. DeWine recently pledged support to Springfield to assist with the influx in Haitian migrants, according to Spectrum News. Over a period of years, DeWine and his wife have developed extensive ties to a charity in Haiti. The charity was established in honor of Becky DeWine, their daughter who died in a car accident. The DeWine Family Foundation Inc gave a $400,000 grant to the group ‘Hands Together’ to fund a school in Haiti, according to the foundation’s 990 form that was filed in 2023.”

“Hands Together established the Becky DeWine school and dedicated it to the governor’s late daughter in 1999, according to its website. DeWine’s family held fundraisers for years on behalf of the charity,” the Daily Caller reports in an apparent “bombshell” of a story about the governor.

Copied that verbatim because what the actual fuck is with these people? How the hell is funding a school in Haiti a “conflict of interest”? Who writes this kind of shit? It’s not really funny or infuriating or even sad so much as it’s utterly mystifying that this is what counts as agitprop for MAGA world these days. This makes the endless months of Hunter Biden laptop nonsense look the Pentagon Papers as far as incriminating and/or politically explosive goes. They’re jumping the megalodon here.

“If Republicans don’t get the SAVE Act, and every ounce of it, they should not agree to a Continuing Resolution in any way, shape, or form. Democrats are registering Illegal Voters by the TENS OF THOUSANDS, as we speak – They will be voting in the 2024 Presidential Election, and they shouldn’t be allowed to. Only American Citizens should be voting in our Most Important Election in History, or any Election! A Vote must happen BEFORE the Election, not AFTER the Election when it is too late.”

“BE SMART, REPUBLICANS, YOU’VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND LONG ENOUGH BY THE DEMOCRATS, DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN. Remember, this is Biden/Harris’ fault, not yours!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday, continuing his bitching about nonexistent voter fraud.

Spoiler alert: Trump doesn’t actually want the SAVE Act passed. He wants it to fail so if and when he loses he can claim he would have won if it had been passed, fueling “Stop the Steal” v2.

On deck as witnesses are Google President and Chief Legal Officer Kent Walker, Facebook President of Global Affairs Nick Clegg, and Microsoft Vice Chair and President Brad Smith.

Two Tallahassee, Florida men are facing misdemeanor charges for catching a baby alligator from a lake and keeping it in a cooler with the intent of eating it at some point, the Palm Beach Post reports.

It’s not clear when the men were charged but on July 29th the state Fish and Wildlife Commission received a report from a family member of one of the men, saying he “had caught a baby alligator the night before and has been keeping it in a cooler in the yard ever since.” Both were charged with a second degree misdemeanor for taking or possessing any alligator or alligator eggs without a license. FWC officials seized the baby alligator and returned it to the lake whence it came.

The Federal Reserve Bank on Monday at long last cut interest rates 0.5 percent, CNBC reports. The fun part will be the MAGA reaction to “election interference” by boosting the economy through lowered borrowing costs for people and businesses with 48 days to go until November 5th.

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— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 18, 2024

The woman whose police report about a missing cat she thought was being barbequed by her Haitian neighbor is currently making its way around the interwebs, sparking the pussies on the right to mew and cry about The Others, said her cat, Miss Sassy, was found hiding in the basement three days later, the Independent reports.  The woman, Anna Kilgore, said she apologized to her innocent neighbors for the trouble–y’know, like the death threats and harassment of his entire community–via a translation app.

A new set of surveys from Quinnipiac University of likely voters in the Blue Wall states finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former president Trump 50 to 45 percent in Michigan, 51 to 45 percent in Pennsylvania, and 48 to 47 percent in Wisconsin in a full field including all third-party scrubs that remain on the ballot in those three crucial states.

Actually kind of surprising that Pennsylvania would be Harris’s strongest state in this set while Wisconsin would be the tightest. Most other pollsters have been finding the opposite this cycle, going back all the way to the first Biden vs Trump tests last year, that Wisconsin was consistently the bluest while Pennsylvania teetered back and forth but more often toward Donald.

Harris’s debate performance did her a solid on favorability in Pennsylvania, she swung from minus -2 to +5 while Trump stayed at negative -9 since the last time they sampled the Keystone State in early August – when she led Trump 48 to 45 percent. QU did not poll the other two states last month but Harris leads Trump in favorability in both: In Michigan she’s +1 while Trump is again 9 underwater in the Great Lakes State. In Wisconsin both are in the red but Harris is -2 to Trump’s -4 net favorability.

Unintentional comedy legend Maria Bartiromo, the uproarious jokester behind classics such as “Russia invaded Ukraine to distract from allegations that Hillary Clinton spied on Trump,” “The Manhattan DA is indicting Trump to distract from Hunter Biden bribery something,” and “Democrats are going to invent a new strain of COVID-19 so they can force Americans to use mail-in ballots in the midterms,” is remixing that line with a new one: Federal prosecutors purposely waited until the day after the most recent Trump assassination attempt to unseal the massive sex trafficking and RICO indictment against Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs. “I saw right through it… The timing of the arrest, please. They must’ve had the P Diddy arrest on the shelf waiting to take it off-the-shelf for when they needed it,” complained Bartiromo to New York Post reporter Miranda Devine on Wednesday.

We’re just assuming the they here is the federal prosecutors. It’s possible, maybe even likely, that Bartiromo is operating as if the prosecutors were actually acting upon the orders of they.

Public health officials tell NPR that they’re seeing a drop of at least 10.6 percent in drug overdose deaths – of which fentanyl is by far the largest driver – so far this year and incomplete data suggests an even steeper drop will be apparent once all the records are collected and analyzed.

“This is exciting,” said Dr Nora Volkow, head of the National Institute On Drug Abuse [NIDA], the federal laboratory charged with studying addiction. “This looks real. This looks very, very real.”

“In the states that have the most rapid data collection systems, we’re seeing declines of twenty percent, thirty percent,” said University of North Carolina street drug expert Dr Nabarun Dasgupta, adding that the easier to obtain data on emergency room visits correlates to a steep drop.

Then again maybe the surest sign of improvement is that convicted felon former President Trump and his couch-fucking running mate had to go with migrants eating people’s pets as their shibboleth for “wide open border” instead of something actually real like fentanyl deaths, an epidemic that exploded during the fat bastard’s final two years in office. A chart in the article shows about 68,000 Americans died of overdoses between April 2017 and April 2018, a toll that skyrocketed to 78,000 deaths during the same period in 2018-2019 and then 101,000 between April 2020 and April 2021.

Martin County, Florida sheriff’s deputies on Tuesday gifted convicted felon former President Trump with the pair of handcuffs they had put on failed assassin Ryan Routh after arresting him shortly after he fled the golf course with Secret Service shooting at him on Sunday, WPLG reports.

THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY KILL TRUMP!

How many more times will this happen?

How many more innocent people will die in their pursuit to murder President Trump like Corey Comperatore?

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— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) September 18, 2024

Sixteen minutes before this dumbass claimed there was an active bomb threat near the Nassau Coliseum on Long Island – site of convicted felon former President Trump’s Wednesday night rally, Fox News correspondent CB Cotton reported that “there is no security threat, only K-9 training at a local park by a private security company. There is no explosive device or suspect on the run.”

The link to the story on the “Donald Trump” section of the Daily Mail’s really shitty, slow website says “Cops confirm no threat to Donald Trump’s rally following report of ‘explosives’ found in car,” though the story itself, updated at 10:51 AM EDT on Wednesday, does not appear to have any such caution applied. “If it is confirmed, it would be the latest shocking security breach and comes just three days after a would-be assassin was arrested at his Palm Beach golf club,” says the article.