“Trump has no right to take us to war with Venezuela. This is reckless and illegal. Congress should vote immediately on a War Powers Resolution to stop him. My entire life, politicians have been sending other people’s kids to die in reckless regime change wars. Enough. No new wars,” says lefty Texas Dem Greg Casar in a statement on Saturday responding to the Orange Overlord’s attack.

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday was pretty sure no American troops were killed during the blitzkrieg strike on Caracas that ended in the capture of dictator Nicolas Maduro.

Convicted felon President Trump ordered a brief bombing campaign in Caracas during which Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro and his wife were arrested by US special forces and flown to New York to face trial, the entire media is reporting. Venezuelan Veep Delcy Rodriguez is currently in charge.

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy, a leader in the bro podcaster movement against political correctness and wokeism, responded Tuesday to the charges against star New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs with skepticism in an Instagram video posted on Tuesday and picked up by Us Weekly., saying “I gotta remind a couple people before we get into this. First of all, in this great country of ours, America, it’s innocent until proven guilty. And what team won the first Super Bowl after 9/11 that brought this country together and stood up for everything great about this country?”

“The Patriots,” the Boston-area native declared, adding “So I believe in the rules of this country. No team has taken the higher road, had better moral integrity, than the New England Patriots.”

As for the circumstances of the case against Diggs, accused of choking his personal chef during an argument over her wages, Portnoy said “I have a personal chef. I just hired one. A lot of you people out there probably don’t have personal chefs. You don’t know the intricacies of working with a personal chef,” adding “I find it peculiar a personal chef can have all these back wages owed and still be cooking. If you’re owed all this money and the guy is not paying, you stop cooking, or you’re on a salary and the money is getting paid. So how do you have so many back wages that suddenly you’re getting choked out?” referring specifically to Diggs choking the woman because she wanted to be paid weekly instead of monthly, a condition which apparently also had led to the backlog.

“As founder of the self-consciously lowbrow Barstool Sports digital media empire, Dave Portnoy has, over the past decade, parlayed an outsized, aggressively macho social-media presence into a status as a right-leaning populist champion,” Politico wrote in a glowing 2021 profile of Portnoy.

“On 12/23/25 Fred Smith was wrongfully charged and arrested for using ‘counterfeit money’ at Kwik Trip. But what actually happened is that Fred had a novelty $100 bill that was not at all an attempt at being a fake $100, mixed in with his other cash and debit card. He left that along with his debit card (which had more than enough to cover his bill). Kwik Trip failed to authenticate the money he used then proceeded to call the cops and officers arrived to Fred’s house and arrested him,” says the intro to the currently paused GoFundMe campaign headlined “Support Fred Smith’s Fight Against Injustice,” launched by the family of the 75 year-old Blue Mounds, Wisconsin resident and Purple Heart-recipient Vietnam combat vet who paid for his lottery scratch-offs with a “novelty” $100 bill.

Possibly to make Fred more sympathetic, the family omitted the detail found in a Mount Horeb Police Department press release following the arrest, stating plainly that the “100-dollar bill was realistic in appearance including size, and design including holograms and 3D blue security ribbon, but did have an image of Donald Trump rather than Benjamin Franklin,” emphasis added on the face depicted on the obverse of the bill. Badger State MAGA propaganda site Wisconsin Right Now on Friday put together a lengthy account of Fred’s predicament: A disabled widower who’s suffered from lifelong health issues after getting shot five times in Vietnam, requiring a year-long hospital stay in the 1970s – issues that have gotten worse in recent months and have caused him to slip mentally – and he now faces a “Forgery-Uttering charge,” six years max, over the incident.

“It is truly unfortunate that anyone has to spend the holidays in jail,” the press release continued and yeah, Smith was in the clink from Tuesday the 23rd until Friday the 26th. “The officer in this case investigated the incident and made a decision that was supported by policy and statute.”

I unironically ended JD Vances entire fucking presidential campaign by calling him fat LMAO.

— Clavicular (@Clavicular0) December 31, 2025

Now you are definitely, not probably, asking “Who the hell is ‘Clavicular’ and what evidence is there in support of his claim to have ended Jaydee’s yet-to-be-launched 2028 presidential bid?” which is completely fair given this site’s history of questionable editorial discernment in elevations of low-tier internet personalities. Yet fairness goes both ways and interrogatory obligates attention.

So either hear it from The Bulwark’s Tim Miller, who on the Wednesday edition of his podcast played a clip of Daily Wire wiener Michael Knowles’s plainly dismayed reaction to Señor Clavicular’s quasi-endorsement of California Gov Gavin Newsom based solely on looks… and then played it again as Miller and his guest John Heilemann from Puck were cracking up too hard to fully appreciate it…

In what one might call ripe conditions due to an overabundance of combustable materials present, the Montana Timberline Firewood Company’s in 30,000 sq ft warehouse in Kalispell, Montana went up in flames on Tuesday night, requiring the response of 16 separate fire departments, taking them more than 16 hours to bring the blaze under control due to water shortages, 8KPAX reports. One person was seriously injured in the inferno for which the cause is still under investigation.

Like the exact cause. Not the part about why a 30,000 sq ft warehouse ultimately burned to the ground which, if anything, was in itself a testament to the quality and efficacy of the product inside.

“The White House Doctors have just reported that I am in ‘PERFECT HEALTH,’ and that I ‘ACED’ (Meaning, was correct on 100 percent of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other President, or previous Vice President, was willing to take. PS, I strongly believe that anyone running for President, or Vice President, should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination.”

“Our great Country cannot be run by ‘STUPID’ or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!” posted convicted felon President Trump of Friday, evidently realizing the how stupid and incompetent it was to have done that interview with the Wall Street Journal about his health situation.

US officials tell CNN that Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro’s regime have detained at least five Americans over recent months, adding that some might have been involved in drug smuggling but the precise reasons are still being sorted out. Sources say that Maduro is copying from Vladimir Putin’s go-to move during the Biden Administration as a way of building diplomatic leverage – this coming at a time while convicted felon President Trump threatens war with Caracas.

In an “impromptu” interview granted after Wall Street Journal reporters contacted the White House press office for comment on a story about convicted felon President Trump’s rapidly deteriorating health situation, the demented old asshole began angrily with “Let’s talk about health again for the 25th time. My health is perfect,” and that all the aspirin he takes is why his hands look awful.

“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?” said Trump, who should probably ask a doctor that and not a reporter. “They’d rather have me take the smaller” dose of aspirin. “I take the larger one, but I’ve done it for years, and what it does do is it causes bruising.”

“I have makeup that’s, you know, easy to put on, takes about 10 seconds,” Trump told the Journal when asked about the sensitive topic of his sensitive hands. As for regular exercise that isn’t swinging a golf club, Trump says “I just don’t like it. It’s boring. To walk or run on a treadmill for hours and hours like some people do, that’s not for me.” Maybe because the effort might kill him.

Trump also retconned his MRI from a few months ago, now claiming it was a CT scan. “It wasn’t an MRI,” the notorious liar told the paper he’s suing for $15 billion. “It was less than that. It was a scan.”

Happy New Year! #2026 pic.twitter.com/d9v4NdxqEd

— Eric Adams (@ericadamsfornyc) January 1, 2026

No better day than friggin New Year’s Eve to drop the transcript of the House Judiciary Committee’s closed-door interview with former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith from earlier this month. Also a good time to recall that Jim Jordan was (A) too much of a pussy to do this in a public hearing and (B) has since been conspicuously silent on how the interview actually went.

As in none of the “WER FILING A CRIME REFERAL 4 JAK SMITH BCUZ HE LIED 2 US N TEH INTURVIEW! HES A TRAITER N HE WUZ INERFEARING N TEH ELECTION SO HEZ GOIN TO JAIL 2 B BUTTRAPED 4 LIFE, LIBS!” So yeah, there’s probably some bad shit in the 255 page transcript.

Actor Michael Rapaport, famous-ish for his minor roles in violent 1990s classics True Romance and Cop Land who also was outspokenly anti-Trump before turning heel a few years ago because who the fuck even knows or cares, announced on his podcast Tuesday a four year-long campaign for the New York City mayor’s office because, per Breitbart, he’s already sick of far left Democrat Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani’s administration, which begins in 12 hours and 1 minute from this printing.

“I am coming to take back New York City from him and his entire cabinet of bullshit artists. I am announcing my candidacy to be mayor of New York. Let this roll off your tongue: Mayor Rapaport, Mayor Rapaport. It has a fucking ring. I’m not playing games. I’m not bullshitting around. I will be running for Mayor of New York in a few years, 2028 – that’s when I will get started to take back New York City. Come 2029, there’s gonna be a lot of fucking problems for Zohran the Moron. Bullshit artist, Zohran the Moron,” said Rapaport, whose character got bitten in half by a genetically engineered hyperintelligent shark in Deep Blue Sea and then his foot twitched for a few seconds.

Pretty cool direction. Samuel L Jackson’s character’s death was funny in the way that it was paced and set up but kind of cartoony in execution. Like maybe rather than the shark coming up from a porthole behind him the production team could have set it up where he was standing on like a piece of plywood or whatever and then the fucking shark would pop up from under him. It would’ve been like 97 percent exactly the same but then they’d have the option to use an animatronic shark instead of the CGI that hasn’t aged all that well. Also what the hell happened with Thomas Jane? He was such a great mid-tier lead actor and then freaking Jason Clarke comes out of Australia or wherever he’s from and takes all the roles Thomas Jane used to be casting directors’ top choice for.

In conclusion, Jason Clarke is a perfectly fine AA-lister – and a damn hard worker at that – but he’s missing that mystery secret sauce that Thomas Jane brought to the screen in his performances.

“Much of the Minnesota Fraud, up to 90 percent, is caused by people that came into our Country, illegally, from Somalia. ‘Congresswoman’ Omar, an ungrateful loser who only complains and never contributes, is one of the many scammers. Did she really marry her brother? Lowlifes like this can only be a liability to our Country’s greatness. Send them back from where they came, Somalia, perhaps the worst, and most corrupt, country on earth. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, all but commanding his legions to violently extirpate members of the Twin Cities’ Somali community. Again, replace the nouns with Jews and it’s REALLY hard to see how calling this government the “MAGA Reich” is in any way hyperbolic.

By the way, the MAGA kid who filmed that “viral” video the fanboys have been jerking off to the last few days was, shocker, lying about a federally-funded daycare center being an empty shell for fraud as WCCO visited the site and found a very much functioning and operating daycare center.

God willing that this shit doesn’t become a self-fulfilling prophecy. God willing there’s no blood shed over this. God willing these malformed fucking hicks and their Dear Leader get distracted by some other made-up circlejerk soon and leave these people alone. Get worked up about Bud Light again.

WATCH: @TomiLahren asks @PressSec whether other states could be investigated for similar fraud.@PressSec: "Anybody who has been ripping off American taxpayers will be held to the fullest extent of the law." pic.twitter.com/R1kU3OoaMU

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) December 31, 2025

“California and Colorado are two of the TOP OUTBOUND STATES IN 2025 (United Van Lines!) – In other words, PEOPLE LEAVING!!! That’s what bad governors do to even places blessed with beautiful surrounds and climate” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, as typical, pretty selective in his shitposting and also in ways that don’t make a whole lot of sense.

From the United Van Lines press release that he did not actually link: “United Van Lines released the company’s 49th Annual National Movers Study today, revealing a fundamental shift in American migration patterns as economic headwinds reshape where and why people move… According to the study, Oregon topped the list with the highest percentage of inbound migration (65 percent), moving up from no 8 inbound in 2024, whereas for the eighth consecutive year, more residents moved out of New Jersey than any other state, reporting a 62 percent outbound migration.”

So an extremely Blue State was number one for inflow while the sort of purpler New Jersey, where his dude just lost by 14 percent last month, was again tops in outflow and yet Trump says nothing.

After Jerz in the top seven for outflows were New York, California, North Dakota, Colorado, Mississippi, and Massachusetts. Following Oregon in the top 10 states for inbound moves (why United Vans only listed seven for outflow but 10 for inflow in their release is not clear) were West Virginia, South Carolina, Delaware, Minnesota, Idaho, North Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, and Nevada. While it largely tracks with most people’s priors about Blue States shrinking and Red States growing, it is definitely more mixed of a bag than those priors would assume, especially that any Red States were ranked that high at all. Trump must really dislike whichever MAGA dickbag’s in the North Dakota governor’s mansion these days too if we’re looking at this strictly by rank.

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday asked convicted felon President Trump if the IDF and US military could collab again in a “second round” of bombings of Iran, Axios reports citing sources that said the Orange God Emperor was receptive if there are signs that Iran is rebuilding its nuclear weapons program but that “the tension will be in agreeing” on what those signs would be.

Which is funny because the fat fuck had a complete meltdown back in June after claiming the brief US bombing campaign had “obliterated” Tehran’s nuclear infrastructure only to be contradicted by reporting that it was not in fact totally destroyed and then having a complete meltdown over that, posting “Rumor is that the Failing New York Times and Fake News CNN will be firing the reporters who made up the FAKE stories on the Iran Nuclear sites because they got it so wrong.”

“Lets see what happens?” Trump continued in his June 26 post and – SPOILER ALERT – nothing happened. None of those reporters were fired and the stories were never retracted by either outlet.

Convicted felon President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago would regularly send young female spa workers to Donald’s bestie Jeffrey Epstein’s home nearby to perform massages on him, even though it was widely known among these women that Jeff was “known among staff for being sexually suggestive and exposing himself during the appointments,” the Wall Street Journal reports adding that this continued through at least 2003 when Trump cut him off for going to far with one of the women.

“The polls are rigged even more than the writers. The real number is 64 percent, and why not, our Country is ‘hotter’ than ever before. Isn’t it nice to have a STRONG BORDER, No Inflation, a powerful Military, and great Economy??? Happy New Year!” fat Donald wrote above a graphic the RNC made to celebrate his “over” 50 percent rating in polling by dogshit MAGA outfit Trafalgar.

The juntas running west African nations Mali and Burkina Faso have decided that, rather than bribing or even simply verbally praising Trump Regime officials to get the travel ban against their citizens lifted, they’re instead just going to impose a retaliatory entrance ban on Americans, the BBC reports.