Remember this when you go to the ballot box at the midterms, that these seven legitimate criminals and sex offenders who were here in the US illegally were the ones getting deported for their crimes while Democrats were protesting ICE detaining people like two wildland firefighters on the scene of major inferno in Washington state or 20 year-old Georgia nursing student Allison Bustillo Chinchilla who was held by ICE for 6 months until she begged them to simply deport her back to her native Honduras, from where her family fled violent extortionist gangbangers 12 years ago.

Yeah, that’s right. Keep this right at the forefront of you mind when you go to the ballot box and not the fact that Fox News wouldn’t even be airing this segment highlighting these scumbags at all if they were the only ones being arrested by ICE while a semi-pro soccer player from Angola whose wife is pregnant or a Pakistani-born US Army veteran and dad of two on his way were left alone.

That last guy was arrested in the middle of his citizenship interview, by the way.

“The Republican Party is doing really well. Millions of people have joined us in our quest to MAKE AMERICA, GREAT AGAIN. We won every aspect of the Presidential Election and, based on the great success we are having, are poised to WIN BIG IN THE MIDTERMS. We have raised far more money than the Democrats, and are having a great time fixing all of the Country Destroying mistakes made by the Biden Administration, and watching the USA heal and prosper. The results are incredible, a record pace!!! In that light, I am thinking of recommending a National Convention to the Republican Party, just prior to the Midterms. It has never been done before. STAY TUNED!!! DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday without so much as a hint to what the hell he actually means when he posted this shit.

What would this “National Convention” do that CPAC and all the other fan-cons don’t already? Is he trying to set the 2028 GOP ticket two years early? When will this fat fuck just stroke out?

An accident report released this week on the January 28th crash of an Air Force F-35 Lighting fighter jet reveals that the pilot spent 50 minutes on a call with manufacturer Lockheed Martin’s tech support trying to unfuck a partially stuck landing gear before their “troubleshooting” made things worse and the $200 million aircraft became uncontrollable, forcing the pilot to bail, CNN reports.

The Air Force blamed weather conditions at Eielson Air Force Base in Fairbanks, Alaska – and yeah no shit it’d be cold – that froze the hydraulic lines that control the landing gear. Re-fully deploying the landing gear to try to retract them then only made things worse, causing the nose gear to be stuck at an angle. The pilot then called Lockheed engineers who told him to try “touch and go” landings to straighten out the wheels. Not only did that not work for the nose gear, it made things even worse, causing both the left and right main landing gears freezing up and not being able to extend fully to attempt an actual landing. The plane’s computer then engaged “automated ground-operation mode,” because it thought it was on the ground, rendering the controls useless. The pilot then pulled the eject lever, sending the craft plummeting straight down and causing a fiery explosion on its impact in an uninhabited field near the base. The pilot luckily suffered only minor injuries.

Lisa Cook, the member of the Federal Reserve Bank’s Board of Governors targeted for firing by convicted felon President Trump, filed a federal civil complaint against the fat fuck on Thursday, challenging his likely non-existent authority to can her. Curiously, as flagged by Politico’s Kyle Cheney, Cook also named chairman Jerome Powell as a defendant, though the implication of it is unclear. While there’s no standard operating procedure here since this is the first time it’s ever happened on the Federal Reserve’s board, it does track with past cases brought by other fired officials, like how Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe sued the FBI/ DOJ along with Trump.

“House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky) and Subcommittee on Cybersecurity, Information Technology, and Government Innovation Chairwoman Nancy Mace (R-SC) are investigating organized efforts, undertaken in violation of Wikipedia platform rules, to influence US public opinion on important and sensitive topics by manipulating Wikipedia articles. In a letter to Wikimedia Foundation Chief Executive Officer Maryana Iskander, Chairman Comer and Subcommittee Chairwoman Mace request documents and information related to actions by Wikipedia volunteer editors caught violating platform policies, as well as Iskander’s efforts to thwart intentional, organized efforts to inject bias into sensitive topics.”

“‘Multiple studies and reports have highlighted efforts to manipulate information on the Wikipedia platform for propaganda aimed at Western audiences. One recent report raised troubling questions about potentially systematic efforts to advance antisemitic and anti-Israel information in Wikipedia articles related to conflicts with the State of Israel,’ wrote the lawmakers. ‘A second investigation detailed actions by hostile nation-state actors to expose Western audiences to pro-Kremlin and anti-Western messaging by manipulating Wikipedia articles and other news outlets relied on for training AI chatbots,'” write the two southern idiots in a press release. This is the best AIPAC can get.

The Trump Reich last month awarded a $1.2 billion contract to construct a migrant detainee internment camp in the west Texas desert not to an established private prison outfit or Halliburton or Blackwater or one of those other Tom Clancy video game villains but Acquisition Logistics LLC, which the AP reports is listed as being based out of a “modest home in suburban Virginia owned by a 77 year-old retired Navy flight officer” with no experience in corrections and whose previous largest contract was worth $16 million. Oh and it doesn’t even have a functioning website.

The AP only knows those outlines of the contract for the gulag – which they report has already began interning migrants – as the Pentagon has refused to make public any of the other details per normal practice. At least one of the contractors who would otherwise have been sent RFPs filed a complaint with the GAO over the process. Joshua Schnell, a lawyer who specializes in federal contracts but isn’t involved in the complaint by Texas-based Gemini Tech Services said the obvious about Acquisition Logistics – that they’re being used as a shell for other entities – and took it further by naming private prison outfits Geo Group Inc and CoreCivic Corp as the likely real contractors.

Pointing to the likely reason for the laundering, the AP writes that the bids were only open to small businesses at least 51 percent owned by someone from a disadvantaged racial or ethnic minority and that despite the Trump Regime’s efforts to purge “DEI,” the rules are the rules when it comes to pissing away taxpayer dollars on fascism. Acquisition Logistics “receives preferential status because it’s classified as a veteran and Hispanic-owned small disadvantaged business,” per the AP.

The Everglades gulag dubbed Alligator Alcatraz will by the end of this week be holding zero detainees – if it isn’t empty already as of this morning – according to a Florida official’s email obtained by the Washington Post in which Division of Emergency Management Director Kevin Guthrie wrote that “we are probably going to be down to 0 individuals within a few days.”

Guthrie had been responding to an inquiry from a religious group seeking to provide chaplain services to detainees there. Asked by the Post whether this meant that the two-month exercise in performative cruelty was winding down as ordered by a court, heels-wearing Gov Ron DeSantis told the Post he thinks Guthrie “was just referring to they’re deporting them very quickly, and that’s a good thing. We don’t determine who goes into the facility… Who they send in or don’t send in is on their decision.” So no, Ron did not seem particularly keen on acknowledging the shutdown and dismantling of the facility – which cost Sunshine State taxpayers at least $218 million – ordered by a federal judge responding to lawsuits brought by environmental and local tribal groups.

And neither does the state Republican Party he leads, as they’re still selling these silly t-shirts or the $15 set of two White Claw can-sized koozies with the same design celebrating its opening.

“Monday’s Court Order in Utah is absolutely Unconstitutional. How did such a wonderful Republican State like Utah, which I won in every Election, end up with so many Radical Left Judges? All Citizens of Utah should be outraged at their activist Judiciary, which wants to take away our Congressional advantage, and will do everything possible to do so. This incredible State sent four great Republicans to Congress, and we want to keep it that way. The Utah GOP has to STAY UNITED, and make sure their four terrific Republican Congressmen stay right where they are!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday. It’s not like he ever really pretended that all’s fair in this cold civil war he escalated in 2016 so much as instead pretended that he and his party were so overwhelmingly popular that they could overcome occasional bad breaks like this.

In the August edition of their Monthly national survey, Quinnipiac University’s polling institute writes they “asked whether their sympathies lie more with the Israelis or more with the Palestinians based on what they know about the situation in the Middle East. Thirty-seven percent of voters say the Palestinians, while 36 percent say the Israelis, and 27 percent did not offer an opinion. This is an all-time high for the Palestinians and an all-time low for the Israelis since the Quinnipiac University Poll began asking this question of registered voters in December 2001.” Big ouchie for Bibi.

Ouchie for his fat slob friend too as the survey found President Trump’s approval at 37 percent.

You will not be shocked to learn that now-deceased Minneapolis school shooter Robin Westman was MAGA, Patriot Takes reports, citing a video in which he urged support for extremist Texas candidate Brandon Herrera, who lost a primary bid against Congressman Tony Gonzales last year.

“A federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Michigan returned a ten-count indictment against two defendants for their alleged roles in a forced labor and money laundering conspiracy that victimized individuals in Michigan, Florida, Texas, and Missouri. The two defendants, David Taylor, 53, and Michelle Brannon, 56, were arrested today in North Carolina and Florida in a nationwide takedown of their forced labor organization. The indictment alleges that Taylor and Brannon are the leaders of Kingdom of God Global Church (KOGGC), formerly Joshua Media Ministries International (JMMI).”

“Taylor refers to himself as ‘Apostle’ and to Brannon as his Executive Director. Their organization ran a call center that solicited donations for KOGGC/JMMI every day. Taylor established his first call center in Taylor, Michigan, and then operated call centers in other locations in the United States including in Florida, Texas, and Missouri. Taylor and Brannon, according to the indictment, compelled their victims to work at their call centers and to work for Taylor as his ‘armor bearers.’ Armor bearers were Taylors’s personal servants who fulfilled Taylor’s demands around the clock.”

Huh. Well this might complicate Georgia MAGA Congressman Mike Collins’s quest for the holy blessing of his Orange God Emperor in the Peach State’s contested Republican Senate primary.

Maybe. Trump might actually appreciate the completely unsupported assertion that he was the one who called the FBI on his “former” friend after kicking him out of Mar-a-Lago – which may or may not have actually happened. Then there’s that the fat fuck himself claims it was over Jeff poaching staff.

A Collins campaign spokesworm told the Washington Examiner that “Mike’s words speak for themselves: President Trump was right about everything, kicked Epstein to the curb, and did nothing wrong. This ‘story’ is a massive nothingburger from never-Trump consultants using DNC talking points. They won’t stop Mike’s momentum delivering for the America First agenda. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” It’s not clear if the Examiner corrected the spelling on the statement.

“We had a horrific emergency involving our kids today and right now I’m just sitting at my computer in a daze and in shock. Thankfully they are okay but others are less fortunate,” tweeted top clip guy Aaron Rupar on Wednesday, dreadfully hinting that there’s a grievous toll in the shooting at the Annunciation Catholic School in his native Minneapolis. The AP reports that at least five children were shot and their conditions are unknown while the piece of shit who did it has been neutralized.

A new national survey by Dem-aligned pollster Data for Progress finds a noteworthy partisan split on the related questions of whether convicted felon President Trump should or will run for a third term in 2028 with 53 percent of Republican respondents saying he should versus 42 percent who say he will while among Dems it was 6 percent saying he should – which is too high – versus 59 percent saying the fat fuck will. That’s also too high considering it’s far more likely the Orange Slob will either die – God willing soon and painfully – simply cancel the 2028 election, or leave in January 2029 without a fuss than it is he would ever actually bother with a fourth presidential campaign.

Among overall respondents 50 percent think Trump will run again and 69 percent say he should not.

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In the latest of a string of defeats for DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine at the grand jury stage, a panel of Washingtonians this week declined to indict now-former DOJ paralegal Sean Dunn for throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP agent during a protest on the first night of convicted felon President Trump’s fake state of emergency in the nation’s capital, the New York Times reports.

For those keeping score at home, out of over 162,000 cases brought be federal prosecutors in 2010, a grand jury returned no true bills a total of 11 times. Not a typo. In Los Angeles and DC alone, this year, there have been at least 18, maybe even closer to 43 on the low end by trying to cobble together the number postulated in the Los Angeles Times’s reporting from last month, the 0 for 3 in DC against Sidney Reid for spitting on an FBI agent, and Dunn’s case. It could be higher.

So yeah, there might be some hiccups for the Reich if and when they try to fry bigger fish like Adam Schiff, Jack Smith, James Comey, John Brennan, Letitia James, and the rest of the shitlist.

“George Soros, and his wonderful Radical Left son, should be charged with RICO because of their support of Violent Protests, and much more, all throughout the United States of America. We’re not going to allow these lunatics to rip apart America any more, never giving it so much as a chance to ‘BREATHE,’ and be FREE. Soros, and his group of psychopaths, have caused great damage to our Country! That includes his Crazy, West Coast friends. Be careful, we’re watching you! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted Der Fuhrer in a thunderous tirade on Wednesday.

“RINO Karl Rove, when asked on Fox & Friends this morning how to explain the tremendous success of the Republican Party, with millions of people joining it, and the Dems losing millions, was unable to give an answer. He just couldn’t utter the words, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP! But that’s OK, the PEOPLE get it, and always have!!!” he continued in an unrelated rant about a non-Jew.

California state Assembly Minority Leader James Gallagher really did not want to answer Manu Raju’s question about whether he wants convicted felon President Trump to come to the Golden State to campaign against the November ballot measure to decide whether Dems can override the independent redistricting commission and redraw the lines to retaliate against Low Energy Greg’s power-grab in Texas. Three times Gallagher was asked and three times he refused. Raju then gave up and asked about the overall picture in Texas and elsewhere, to which Gallagher responded with tired, limp dick talking points about how Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Hawaii have no Republicans in Congress – as if that’s the fault of the map drawers in those geographically tiny states and not the GOP who put approximately $0 and jack shit into campaigns for those seats.

Gallagher did however at the end of his bit deviate from the company line, saying he actually wants every state to have an independent redistricting commission. What a fucking RINO, right?

Florida man Alex Rojas’s sister has raised $126 of a $3,500 goal for a GoFundMe campaign to help cover his medical bills after an early morning August 15th confrontation with two black juveniles who did not take kindly to his yelling at them to get off his lawn, News 6 reports.

Rojas had stepped out his front door in Apopka at approximately 4:30 AM on the morning in question and immediately encountered two young black bears on his lawn, prompting him to yell in an effort to chase them off. Instead of running the delinquents attacked Rojas, biting his forearm.

“Ultimately, I evaded both bears by hurdling over a vehicle and moving into an open space further down the street. I want to emphasize that I did not harm or kill any of the bears. No bears were harmed during the encounter. My intent in sharing this information is solely to raise community awareness. As a result of the incident, I sustained injuries requiring stitches and may have possible nerve or tendon damage in my forearm from the bite,” said Rojas’s recalling on the GoFundMe page.

At least two of the current FEMA staffers who signed onto the “Katrina Declaration” – which was an outright vote of no confidence in dog-murderer Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and acting FEMA chief David Richardson’s ability to handle a disaster on the scale of the cataclysmic 2005 hurricane – have been placed on paid leave by the Trump Regime for putting their names to the soft mutiny, the Associated Press reports, citing notices received by the officials on Tuesday.

There were 181 “signatories” to the manifesto of which just 35 were named and an unknown number among those are currently employed by the agency. Not sure how that works since it kind of obviates a “signature” if it’s not one’s name. They don’t call it a John Hancock because it was a drawing of a hand wrapped gripping a shaft in lieu of his name on his own death warrant.

Yet if the mechanics of these quantum superpositional anonymous signatures for the ones is unclear the reasoning is plain enough given the headline above. The notice to the suspended staffers says they’re still technically on-call and that the decision “is not a disciplinary action and is not intended to be punitive” which, as much as that sounds like bullshit, does raise the question of why they weren’t just fired immediately as they were obviously prepared to be by putting their names on the statement. Maybe the ones suspended are simply too important to just be canned outright.