Trump tweets that he signed "very strong executive order" on monuments

“I just had the privilege of signing a very strong Executive Order protecting American Monuments, Memorials, and Statues – and combatting recent Criminal Violence. Long prison terms for these lawless acts against our Great Country!” President Donald Trump tweeted Friday.

The tweet did not include a link to the text of the executive order.

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