Washington NFL team name retirement officially announced Monday, new name still pending

“Today we are announcing we will be retiring the Redskins name and logo” reads a press statement the team posted on Twitter Monday.

“Dan Snyder and Coach Rivera are working closely to develop a new team name and design approach that will enhance the standing of our our proud, tradition rich franchise”

CNN is so freaking screwed now

Tropical Storm Helene forms, expected to hit Florida hard

Harris 50 – Trump 49 in Pennsylvania: Rasmussen poll

MAGA media still chasing the dragon

House GOP demands answers on Zelensky visit to Pennsylvania

Circumstances make for odd bedfellows

Shots fired overnight at Harris campaign office in Arizona

Titan sub’s location was tracked using pen, paper, and Excel sheet

WATCH LIVE: House Dems hold hearing on Project 2025

Judge Chutkan greenlights big Trump evidence filing

Majority want Trump to grab his balls and debate again: QU poll

Former McDonald’s worker leads frequent McDonald’s eater: poll

WATCH LIVE: Trump delivers “economic policy” speech in Georgia

Thom Tillis gives Mark Robinson until Friday to sue CNN

Nebraska governor throws in the towel on Electoral College fuckjob

Harris 47 – Trump 46 in CNN national poll

Octopuses observed punching fish for slacking off on group hunts

“He says it’s a partisan hit piece… That wouldn’t surprise anyone”

Ryan Routh’s son arrested for possession of child pornography

Cheryl Hines hiding in Italy

Fox News reports major sign that the feels are clearly on their side

Harris 48 – Trump 45 in Michigan: USA Today/Suffolk poll

Trashelle is single again!

Charlie Kirk lieutenant freaks out over stalled Nebraska fuckery

Still unnamed tropical storm poses major threat to Florida: NHC

Harris 46 – Trump 45 in North Carolina: Elon University poll

John Solomon reports the part Trump read off the teleprompter

House GOP hoping for some orange to get them in the black

Long Island MAGA congressman hired sidepiece, stepdaughter

Orange God Emperor speaks with such powerful eloquence

College student expelled after carving racial epithet on teammate

Possible Putin problems prompt port plugging proposal

That time The Journal blasted a Republican’s economic plan

The Weighting is The Hardest Part

“Luciferase” weirdo claims major internal audit over Trump mailers

Team Orange freaks out over pending DC case evidence drop

Ohio cat knocks over hand grenade

MAGA school activist appears to have done a lot of gay porn

Pennsylvania woman lavishly praises her God on live television

Minnesota Congressman Tom Emmer playing Tim Walz for Jaydee

“Kamala should take down and disavow all of her Statements that she worked for McDonald’s,” rages frequent Big Mac consumer

Team Orange use pic of wrong Georgia

Nebraska Electoral College fuckery DOA as state senator backs out

Republican Governor’s Association responds to Nude Africa-mania

Orange Loser probably misunderstanding conspiracy theory

Lewandowski won’t even say Trump would debate on Newsmax

Mediaite scoop incoming: Biden to appear on The View Wednesday

Violent crimes dropped in 2022-2023: FBI statistics

Justice Department outlines 2024 election pre-gaming

Biden Admin proposes ban on all Chinese, Russian tech in cars