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The Trump campaign is even more of a mess than you imagined

“For the next several minutes, the staffers tried to sort out how, with fewer than 100 days until the election, they had unknowingly advertised official campaign events that didn’t exist to potential campaign volunteers in the most important swing state in the country.”

– The scene when New York Magazine reporter Olivia Nuzzi showed up at a Pennsylvania Republican party office to ask why two Trump Campaign volunteer education events had been scheduled at a local coffee shop without anyone there to actually educate the volunteers. Read more of this epic shitshow here.

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