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BREAKING: Nobody actually wants to watch MAGAfied CBS News

“Today we are reducing the size of our workforce, and employees who are affected will be notified by the end of the day. We recognize that this is a difficult time for those who will be leaving CBS News. Because these aren’t just names on a list. They are talented, committed colleagues who have been critical to our success. We’ll treat them all with care and respect. It’s no secret that the news business is changing radically, and that we need to change along with it. New audiences are burgeoning in new places, and we are pressing forward with ambitious plans to grow and invest so that we can be there for them. That means some parts of our newsroom must get smaller to make room for the things we must build to remain competitive. But these are very hard choices and today is a difficult day. This is a tough message to receive at any time, and especially in the middle of an exceptionally intense news cycle. This organization is working its heart out to deliver for our audience. We’re so grateful to all of you, and we thank you for handling this difficult news with compassion,” says a Friday morning memo from illegitimate CBS News chief Bari Weiss.

Huh, so it looks like the hypothesis of “CBS News is too woke, let’s make it more MAGA-friendly to get more people to watch” kind of didn’t pan out but they might as well just double down on it in a leaner, meaner operation and can dozens of people who grew up dreaming working in journalism instead of putting someone else in charge who can regain the audience’s trust. One might even credibly allege that the whole point all along was to just run CBS News into the ground.

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