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Trump makes batshit demand for drug tests before debates

Said Trump in an interview with The Washington Examiner: “All I can tell you is that I’m pretty good at this stuff, I look. I watched him in the debates with all of the different people. He was close to incompetent, if not incompetent, and against Bernie, he was normal … and I say, ‘How does that happen?’ I don’t know that they’ll let me do it, but I think that they should do it…”

“Go back and watch his performances in some of those debates, He didn’t know where he was. And all of a sudden, he was not good, he was normal, and I don’t understand how. I don’t know if there is or not, but somebody said to me he must be on drugs. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I’m asking for a drug test. Both candidates. Me, too. I take an aspirin a day.”

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