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Minnesota Somali-American jerkoffs collecting ballots apparently the best MAGA Nation has to distract from Sunday’s clusterfucks

“Donald Trump: Minnesota Should Investigate ‘Totally Illegal’ Ballot Harvesting Scheme” reads the headline of the main story on Breitbart’s home page, and since it assumes we’re all filled on on the details about this massive conspiracy jumps right into it after Trump’s tweet: “The Projet [sic] Veritas video reveals an operative connected to Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) bragging on Instagram of all the ballots he acquired. James O’Keefe, the founder and CEO of Project Veritas, also reveals organizers in three locations in Ward 6 of Minneapolis work to acquire ballots from senior citizens and others and submit them in an election.”

This BOMBSHELL came on Sunday night, after a day in which the Washington Post revealed that Trump manipulated his dementia-suffering father to alter his will to increase Donald’s share of his inheritance, a shit ton of polls showed that Trump’s reelection remains in serious doubt, the investigation into the 2016 election headed by federal prosecutor John Huber championed by Trump fans as guaranteed to put Hillary and Obama in prison is going nowhere soon – maybe ever, New York Times revealed Trump is a serial tax cheat in hundreds of millions of debt, and Trump’s former campaign manager was committed to a psychiatric ward after he tried to kill himself while under suspicion of embezzling tens of millions of dollars in campaign funds.

But Ilhan Omar tho…

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