Biden tests negative for COVID for third time

Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden has tested negative for the coronavirus for the third time, a good indicator that he has not been exposed to the virus that put Donald Trump into Walter Reed Military Medical Center, the Washington Post reports.

“Vice President Biden underwent PCR testing for COVID-19 today and COVID-19 was not detected,” according to a statement the campaign issued to reporters at 7:16 p.m.

Biden spent more than 90 minutes on stage with Trump during the first presidential debate on Tuesday. Since then, multiple staffers for the Trump administration and the Trump campaign, as well as members of the GOP have tested positive for the virus.

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