This isn’t even an “it’s not a bug, it’s a feature” thing. We’re well past that point. This QAnon wolf in an HGTV reality show host’s clothes is not the certified winner of the CO-3 race yet. She is just as much of an “-elect” as Joe Biden is.

I am also a hypocrite. I say one thing and do another all the time. It’s a failing that I can only do better at avoiding rather than fully conquer. For example: I sometimes tell other people they should recycle. I like to think that I do my best to recycle every piece of trash that I throw out that is conceivably recyclable, but in all honesty, that’s not my best. I throw shit out all the time that could go in the recycling bin. Some of this is over confusion on which household products are eligible to be recycled, but that’s just an excuse. If I really wanted to know I’d be looking at the NYC Department of Sanitation’s website constantly. I guess most of the time I don’t really care that much and will throw a used plastic fork or empty Juul pod in the garbage because it’s in my kitchen and the recycling bin is in my pantry. If recycling is so goddamned important to me then why don’t I recycle everything that I conceivably could?

So yes, I am a hypocrite. But I’m not especially proud to say that.

Chef Dysentery here is evidently quite proud however, because she’s all MAGA, and when you’re MAGA that means you’re strong and fuck you libs go scream at the sky lol deal with it. Being MAGA means even in defeat (and make no mistake, she is defeated, despite having won her race personally) via an electoral contest in which more Americans decided they’d had enough of this kind of dissociative oppositional-defiant disorder pretending to be governance than wanted another four years of it you stay with the latter group rather than venturing out – maybe even trying to “rebrand” yourself into something like a “RINO”.

But no. That’s weak. Self-introspection is for libs. They need to be owned. What better way to do it than be a hypocritical asshole knowing that they’ll point it out? Trump makes it look cool. Maybe he’ll make it a platform of his comeback campaign in 2024. The libs will definitely scream at the sky over him winning that year. They won’t accept it. They’ll probably even try to sue to prevent the states from certifying the result or something.