---

WATCH LIVE: Harris campaigns with Liz Cheney in Michigan

16 mins ago

---

Musk canvassing contractor asks temps to stop talking to media

22 mins ago

---

MAGA Arizona election board member cops plea to fuckery

50 mins ago

---

Krispy Kreme gives Michigan cops free donuts to apologize for making them clean up a shit ton of donuts that spilled onto highway

1 hour ago

---

WATCH LIVE: KTN News Kenya livestream

2 hours ago

---

Fairbanks, Alaska schools and public offices closed due to snow

3 hours ago

---

“Hurricane Tara, more dangerous to Biden than Hurricane Milton”

3 hours ago

---

Chuck Edwards confers Trump with Medal of McValor

4 hours ago

---

Kentucky man torched city hall to burn DUI case evidence

4 hours ago

---

Florida government lawyer says he resigned over TV station threats

5 hours ago

---

Nickelback and Coldplay announce joint tour

5 hours ago

---

Orange Sheikh insists “Arab Voters are very upset”

6 hours ago

---

Charlotte traffic alert: Eric Trump and Ben Carson are in town

6 hours ago

---

Jaydee choosy on cleaning up after Trump’s batshittery

7 hours ago

---

Central Park 5 sue Trump for defamation

7 hours ago

---

Fifth of GOP voters want Trump to call election rigged if he loses

8 hours ago

---

Kamala 63 – Donald 34 among already voted: USA Today poll

8 hours ago

---

Soft-chinned anti-anti-Trumper concerned about Stolen McValor

9 hours ago

---

Kremlin denounces efforts to thwart meddling in Moldova election

9 hours ago

---

Harris up slightly in most swing states: Washington Post polls

10 hours ago

---

Fox News adds quotation marks to dangers election workers face

10 hours ago

---

Mozambican Deep State martyrs two patriots

11 hours ago

---

Tropical Storm Oscar lashes Cuba, US landfall unlikely

11 hours ago

---

Pizzagate asshole thinks this will get enough MAGAs to vote early

12 hours ago

---

Harris’s September fundraising more than triples Trump’s

18 hours ago

---

CBS addresses MAGA “editing” conspiracy horseshit

22 hours ago

---

WATCH LIVE: McDonald’s guy’s town hall

23 hours ago

---

McDonald’s eater goes behind counter

1 day ago

---

Maryland town rallies to save precious grown man stuck in well

1 day ago

---

“What about the goose – the geese?!? What about the geese?!?”

1 day ago

---

Corpse falls out of hearse onto street in Poland

1 day ago

---

Lindsey has emotional outburst at pro-Harris Republicans

1 day ago

---

Stolen forklift a gateway drug to stolen ATM

1 day ago

---

Mike Johnson doesn’t want to talk about Arnold Palmer’s penis

1 day ago

---

Dog chases birds up tallest Egyptian pyramid

1 day ago

---

“The display could alienate swing voters”

1 day ago

---

Was newest Trump surrogate Leon Musk once “illegal immigrant”?

2 days ago

---

WATCH LIVE: Some street in Tokyo

2 days ago

---

Mike Flynn’s “demon sperm” doc says Democrats made “worthy blood sacrifice” to help boost Harris campaign

2 days ago

---

Blank Canvass, Part II: Self-fulfilled Prophecies

2 days ago

---

MAGA Land works backward to find “message” in moronic stunt

2 days ago

---

DO NOT make any prank calls or false reports to this number

2 days ago

---

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVI

3 days ago

---

Entire island of Cuba loses power

3 days ago

---

WATCH LIVE: Dante’s Peak starring Pierce Brosnan

3 days ago

---

Russian lawmakers advance bill targeting childless borscht ladies

3 days ago

---

“Very big and very contentious fight”

3 days ago

---

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Lansing, Michigan

3 days ago

---

NASA basically fires Boeing

3 days ago

---

Killer Kam pokes at Low Energy Don

3 days ago

---

x
x
x
x
x
x