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Why doesn’t QAnon go after Santa Claus?

Isn’t it strange that QAnon fans don’t have any problem with Santa Claus? It can’t be that he isn’t real, because the existence of an 800 year old sky wizard who flies around the world on a magic reindeer sleigh in one night delivering presents to Christian children isn’t all that far-fetched when you compare it to the belief that President Trump and a guy who definitely died in a plane crash 21 years ago are going to arrest 40,000 pedophiles in one night – or that these pedophiles are in league with sentient Reptilian ultra-terrestrials who live deep under the surface of the earth.

Think about it: Santa sneaks into people’s homes and delivers consumer products – many of which are branded with intellectual property created by Hollywood. Those toys were built be enslaved people who work in a freezing cold workshop in his remote Arctic fortress for untold hours per day. He’s tracked by NORAD every Christmas Eve and as such has contact with military intelligence. Most importantly, he watches children all the time, even when they’re sleeping. He knows when they’re awake. He knows if they’ve been bad or good, so #SaveTheChildren for goodness’s sake.

Also “Santa” is an anagram of “Satan”. If that doesn’t sound like a member of the Clinton-Soros-Deep State Pizzagate cabal then I don’t know who does. Step up your game QAnon.

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