Here’s a handy dandy guide to which side your least favorite Republicans in Congress are on in what’s been branded the “Republican Civil War” by the media. Since the actual lists are long and a lot of them are nobodies, we’ll keep it only to recognizable names.
| God-loving, prayerful MAGA Christians who love God and America and it shows in their support for President Trump who WILL serve four more years because God decided it | Soros-paid loser RINO cucks who hate America and should burn in hell for betraying President Trump because the evidence the election was fucking stolen is everywhere |
| Senate | |
| Ted Cruz | Mitt Romney |
| Josh Hawley | Mitch McConnell |
| James Lankford | John Thune |
| Kelly Loeffler | Roy Blunt |
| Tommy Tuberville | John Cornyn |
| Marsha Blackburn | Tom Cotton |
| Mike Braun | Jim Inhofe |
| Cynthia Lummis | Susan Collins |
| Ron Johnson | Lisa Murkowski |
| Roger Marshall | Tim Scott |
| Bill Hagerty | Pat Toomey |
| John Kennedy | Lindsey Graham |
| Steve Daines | Ben Sasse |
| House | |
| Mo Brooks | Tom Massey |
| Jim Jordan | Liz Cheney |
| Kevin McCarthy | Chip Roy |
| Other | |
| Alien | Predator |
| Cage | Travolta |
| The Joker | The Riddler |