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National Zero’s pitch for the next Trump reality show


Twelve contestants from all walks of right wing Caucasian professional life compete in a no-holds-barred reality competition for Former President Donald Trump’s endorsement for the 2022 GOP Pennsylvania Senate primary! Which one of them has what it takes to become a MAGA STAR? Watch as the contestants struggle to survive round after round of backstabbing accusations of pedophilia and insufficient pride in their white heritage! See which one can spend the largest amount of campaign donor funds at the Trump International Hotel in DC! Ride on the edge of your seat as each candidate attempts to overturn the 2020 election at the United States Supreme Court as part of the fourth episode’s challenge!

Enter ‘The Boardroom’ at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida and face down with the legend himself – the money, the power, the fame, the racism, the lechery, the vanity, the volcanic rage, the debt, and the racism! One winner will be chosen – the other eleven will be told Trump’s brand new signature elimination catchphrase “You’re a RINO!” and be cast off MAGA Island to start a career in producing right wing podcasts that no one listens to.

Who can come up with the dankest Pepe memes? Who can survive multiple credible allegations of sexual assault? Who can say blatantly racist shit but still have plausible deniability? Who can satisfy the ego of the God Emperor himself? Find out this season on MAGA STAR!

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