Categories
Uncategorized

Devin Nunes makes a not-so-veiled threat to impeach Biden

Seated in front of a number of model tractors apparently there to represent a farm he doesn’t have, California Republican Congressman and David Schwimmer-wannabe Devin Nunes told the human Lego figure Sean Hannity that Republicans will likely pursue impeachment of President Joe Biden for… something… if they regain the majority in the House of Representatives in 2022.

Nunes noted that it would require Republicans getting “good information”–his apparent euphemism for “propaganda” and “conspiracy theories”–to voters on social media platforms.  Then, Nunes said, Republicans could exact revenge on Democrats by kicking them off committees and impeach Biden.

“The way that I see this, Sean, is that if, if the social, the social media platforms of some of these that have been banned and some of these new upstarts can get back and going, we’re gonna be able to get good information out to the American people again,” Nunes said.

“And, and, and look, here’s what’s gonna happen,” Nunes continued.  “If we start to get good information out to the American people, Republicans have a good chance of taking control of the House in 2022.”

“Um hum,” the Lego beast concurred.

“Now, if that happens, and let’s, for example–we don’t know what’s gonna happen to Hunter Biden’s laptop.  We don’t know what’s gonna happen with the Durham investigation.–I can see the pressure will become great for us to actually have to impeach Biden,” Nunes claimed without evidence.

“Oh,” the Lego beast interjected.  “Yeah!”

“Now look, I don’t want to do that,” Nunes lied, “but you’re gonna have people that are gonna be saying that.  And so we’re gonna be asked to kick members off their committees so all the members–every one of those impeachment managers that you just played–[Hannity had just broadcast a mish-mash of clips that, it claimed, show Democrats calling for “insurrection”, which actually were clips of Democrats calling for people to fight hard to *win* elections, not overturn them, and to confront, not attack members of Congress]–the attacks on, on members of Congress that they were advocating for [there were no such calls for attacks], every damn one of those guys could be removed from their committee in two years.

“That’s where we’re headed if the American people don’t stand up to this nonsense,” Nunes concluded without specifying if “this nonsense” he referred to was an appeal for revenge, a empty claim of an impeachment, or nonsensical conspiracy theories about Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

MAGA Senators still fine-tuning Hegseth defenses

3 hours ago

NASA developing phone-sized aquatic probes to explore Europa

4 hours ago

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

15 hours ago

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

1 day ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

1 day ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

2 days ago

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

2 days ago

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

2 days ago

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

2 days ago

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

2 days ago

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

2 days ago

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

2 days ago

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

2 days ago

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

2 days ago

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

2 days ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

2 days ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

2 days ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

2 days ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

2 days ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

2 days ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

3 days ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

3 days ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

3 days ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

3 days ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

3 days ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

3 days ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

3 days ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

3 days ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

3 days ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

3 days ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

4 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

4 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

4 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

4 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

4 days ago

House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

4 days ago

Elon Musk got a lot done today

4 days ago

Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

4 days ago

Laken Riley’s killer convicted

4 days ago

Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

4 days ago

Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

4 days ago

Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

4 days ago

Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

4 days ago

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

4 days ago

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

4 days ago

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

4 days ago

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

5 days ago

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

5 days ago

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

5 days ago

SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x