Dallas County exec thanks White House for clear information

. @WhiteHouse just informed me that the regulatory issues with the South Texas Nuclear Plant have been resolved by FERC. That’s 1200 megawatts that can come back online. I’m not sure how fast but it’ll be a big help.

— Clay Lewis Jenkins (@JudgeClayJ) February 17, 2021

McDonald’s eater goes behind counter

Maryland town rallies to save precious grown man stuck in well

“What about the goose – the geese?!? What about the geese?!?”

Corpse falls out of hearse onto street in Poland

Lindsey has emotional outburst at pro-Harris Republicans

Stolen forklift a gateway drug to stolen ATM

Mike Johnson doesn’t want to talk about Arnold Palmer’s penis

Dog chases birds up tallest Egyptian pyramid

“The display could alienate swing voters”

Was newest Trump surrogate Leon Musk once “illegal immigrant”?

WATCH LIVE: Some street in Tokyo

Mike Flynn’s “demon sperm” doc says Democrats made “worthy blood sacrifice” to help boost Harris campaign

Blank Canvass, Part II: Self-fulfilled Prophecies

MAGA Land works backward to find “message” in moronic stunt

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCVI

Entire island of Cuba loses power

WATCH LIVE: Dante’s Peak starring Pierce Brosnan

Russian lawmakers advance bill targeting childless borscht ladies

“Very big and very contentious fight”

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallies in Lansing, Michigan

NASA basically fires Boeing

Killer Kam pokes at Low Energy Don

MAGA Congressman has a hard time explaining why he’s filing a lawsuit to make it harder for deployed service members to vote

California utility shuts power to 20,000 as winds pick up

Biden and Scholz hold last meeting in Berlin

Baby Goebbels awfully upset over his Fuhrer’s exhaustion

Fox protects iconic Curvy Couch during Flatulent Felon interview

Judge Chutkan unseals exhibits against Trump in DC

Dipshit who pushed “ABC News whistleblower” scam ghosts

Team “Election Integrity” switches things up situationally

Fat Hitler pussies out of CNN town hall

Cook Political Report moves Scott Perry’s district to toss-up

WATCH LIVE: Bootleg feed of Orange Hitler on Fox and Friends

Surprise! Trump’s “Polymarket odds surge” a scam

Fate of first Wisconsin Buc-ee’s to be decided on Election Day

Aleutian volcano really half-assing eruption

“Exhausted” senior canceled yet another interview

Fox News reports Haitians have deployed to the electoral battlefield

DCCC raises $30 million in September

Texas Supreme Court stays execution of innocent man

Even on his propaganda network, Harris beats Trump

Former Fox “straight news” beard tries to backtrack pandering

Florida wannabe sniper asks Cannon to recuse, citing Trump’s repeated public praise, opportunity for promotion

Chutkan opens door for evidence dump in DC case

Federal court blocks DeSantis attempt to censor pro-choice ads

Trudeau: Kremlin-backed RT funds Tucker Carlson

Fox News Harris interview scores 7.1 million viewers

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallying with Mark Cuban for some reason

Harris team likes what they see in Michigan so far