- Welcome, Mediaite migrants. Please report to the delousing station on your right.
- Biden’s national address Thursday, on the first anniversary of the declaration of a coronavirus pandemic, struck the right tone of hopefulness and caution. Unfortunately, the people who need to hear the warnings about continuing to mask up and wash hands won’t watch his message because they’re watching counter-reality.
- In another example of a complete lack of self-awareness, Tucker Carlson displayed a chyron saying “We Don’t Care About The Royals” as he spent an entire segment of his show talking about The Royals.
- If you have enough time to use the Calm app on your phone, you don’t really need the Calm app.
- FACT: Mike Lindell claims that the new social media platform will be a combination of YouTube and Twitter. UNCONFIRMED: It’ll be called YouTwit.
- Marjorie Taylor Green is the Republican version of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog without the charm. Or the comedy. Or the brain activity.
- It’s time for Andrew Cuomo to step down. It’s clear these incidents of sexual harassment weren’t a series of one-off, out-of-the-ordinary behaviors. Let his Lt. Governor build her resume for the 2022 election.
- Hey, guys, with all these Oath Keepers getting arrested for participating in the January 6th terrorist attack on the Capitol, I’m beginning to think it wasn’t a spontaneous act by those people who were incited by Donald Trump’s speech that day. I think they planned the attack based on all the other incendiary speeches Trump gave.
- There is no rational reason in the modern day to have Daylight Saving Time.
- Despite the audio recordings of Trump pushing Georgia election officials to turn the state’s election outcome, I’m not holding a lot of hope that Trump gets convicted of the crime unless one of his inner circle flips on him. The reason: while it’s clear to reasonable people that Trump was trying to corrupt the election, prosecutors need to prove that Trump had criminal intent when making those calls. Knowing Trump’s state of mind is not the same as proving what Trump’s state of mind was–unless he testifies (he won’t) or unless someone who was in on the plot flips (like, y’know, Mark Meadows).
- Top 5 sandwiches (in order): peanut butter and jelly (on white), muffuletta, reuben, patty melt, and the Cuban. The club is *just* off the list. (Hoagies weren’t considered for this list, and yes, they’re hoagies, not subs.)
- Biden spoke out against violence toward Asian-Americans as a result of a racial connection used by conservatives referring to the coronavirus. Because their default knee jerk response is to oppose everything Biden does, I’m expecting the GOP to come out in favor of it.
- A squad of pregnant women soldiers would better defend this nation than an army of Tucker Carlsons.
- I had to pay the vehicle registration for my car for the next year, and I’m paying four times as much to register it than I paid for gas in the last 12 months.
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