Republican Senator Steve Daines worried Mexicans taking business from Montanans who cook methamphetamine

“Twenty years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown. And you had purity levels less than 30%. Today the meth that is getting into Montana is Mexican cartel” – Montana GOP Senator Steve Daines on Friday via NBC News reporter Sahil Kapur.

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