Mike Lindell, that dashingly handsome and charming founder of MyPillow®, a revolutionary sleep product beloved by millions across the world, has sued the election fraud company Dominion Voting Systems in federal court for damages 100 times the damages they are seeking from him for speaking the truth about their gaming of the 2020 election against President Trump.
“The truth will come out in discovery,” said Lindell, fresh off his takeover of the leftist propaganda outlet National Zero. “Discovery is the key. Just wait for it Liberals. We will unleash a Biblical Mega-Kraken of- No it will be a LEVIATHAN! Leviathans hunt Kraken. This is even larger of a legal offensive against the Satanic alliance of Soros, Venezuela, and Iran.”