Proof that President Donald Trump won the November election continues to pile up. There is no longer a question that President Donald Trump was cheated by a group led by Hugo Chavez, John F. Kennedy Jr. and Hillary Clinton financed by George Soros and the Communist Chinese. The evidence is clear that Dominion Voting unlabeled machines were programmed by Cuban nationals to undermine the election, and President Donald Trump will be put back in the White House in August (maybe September) after we declare martial law.
People should believe me because I’m a recovering addict who started a pillow company and I wear a cross on the outside of my shirt. These are all things that lend me credibility. I also wrote a book called What Are The Odds: From Addict to CEO, which you can buy here, which means I can something something with words and do elections.
I am as certain of this as I am that I spent more nights in a gutter than a needle in San Francisco, and more certain than I am that Giza cotton is the softest cotton on Earth. (Be sure to use the code “NATZERO” when ordering your sheets to get a 20% surcharge for liberals.) I have already explained this in my three hour expose, aired on One American News and Newsmax, but I will outline three points to prove to you with geometric certainty that President Donald Trump is our True President:
The number of voters: President Donald Trump got more votes than any President running for reelection in history. He got more than George Washington. He got more than Abraham Lincoln. Obviously, President Donald Trump was a better President than those two, who had slaves and things. Biden could not have gotten more votes because it’s simply impossible. There’s no way God would have let someone like Biden get more votes than President Donald Trump. So President Donald Trump won the popular vote by about nine million votes because Joe Biden got as many votes as Hillary Clinton, who also didn’t get more votes than President Donald Trump, which the great patriot Kris Kobach proved.
Votes were counted after Election Day: This is entirely illegal and never happened before in the history of our Country, and President Donald Trump was obviously in the lead at the end of Election Day. It was only after midnight, when they should have stopped counting votes, that the cheating Biden got more votes from things that were secretly stashed by Communist Venezualens in tables hidden in counting places. If those votes were not counted – as they should not have been because the Constitution – and vote counting stopped at midnight like it should have, President Donald Trump would have won Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and even California.
I do more than make pillows: Liberal Communists and their allies in the Main Stream Media tell you not to listen to me, when I’m telling the truth about the election and how President Donald Trump won, because I’m just a pillow maker. They’re trying to cancel and demean me as just a “pillow maker” because they are complicit in the coup to undermine President Donald Trump. But I am an American and American everything is the greatest in the world (except Giza cotton grown in a small patch of land at the mouth of the Nile). So let me tell this to the Main Stream Media Fake News and their Communist funders: I am NOT just a pillow maker. I make sheets, too.
So there you have it with geometric certainty: President Donald Trump won the 2020 election by 12 million votes and he will be in the Oval Office again in August (or September). The evidence is all there, and it is undeniable. The Fake News lied to you about me only making pillows, so they are obviously lying to you about President Donald Trump’s victory in the election. You cannot deny that. And that is why President Donald Trump is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the Earth ever.