Giuliani, Lindell take home Razzies for cinematic performances

Who says Hollywood doesn’t honor conservatives?

Trump lawyer (and Nosferatu cosplayer) Rudy Giuliani and pillow huckster (and advocate for martial law) Mike Lindell took home awards for their performances during this year’s Golden Raspberry Awards, honoring cinematic underachievement, CNN reports.

Giuliani took a solo award for Worst Supporting Actor for his role in “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm.” He also shared the award for Worst Screen Combo with his pants for his performance in the same film.

Lindell, however, was the big winner of the night, taking home the coveted “Worst Picture” and “Worst Actor” awards for his so-called documentary “Absolute Proof,” which claimed to provide undeniable evidence of fraud in the November 2020 presidential election.

Most other honorees came from the film “Music”: Kate Hudson for worst actress, Maddie Ziegler for worst supporting actress and Sia for worst director. The film “Dolittle,” starring Robert Downey, Jr. won the award for worst remake, rip-off or sequel.

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