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No surprises whatsover from Pizzagate Asshole’s taste in music

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Lost penguin deported from Australia

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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

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Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

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We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

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Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

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MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

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ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

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Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

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Laken Riley’s killer convicted

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Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

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Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

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Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

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Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

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US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

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AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

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