At the start of National Dairy Month, a 13-mile Wisconsin police chase ended after the driver steered into pastureland and his car was surrounded by a herd of cows and the car couldn’t mooooooooove.
In an udderly ridiculous Facebook post, the Barron County Sheriff’s office milked it by thanking the “Barron County Bovine Unit” for its assistance in clogging up the path for the culprit, who thought he would be the Big Cheese and elude the cops.
The steaks weren’t high for the driver, who was being corralled for a minor beef: a vehicle registration violation.