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“Episode 5 started with small spatter fountains”

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Mississippi Dem intros “Life Begins at Erection” Act

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Border Patrol ordered to summarily deport asylum claimants

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“A country that lives in forest”

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Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

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New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

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Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

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Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

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House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

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MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

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Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

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Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

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Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

20 hours ago

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Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

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Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

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Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

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Floridians warned not to eat snow

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This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

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Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

23 hours ago

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Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

23 hours ago

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Why do we need more details?

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Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

1 day ago

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Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

1 day ago

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“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

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Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

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ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

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WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

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Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

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John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

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Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

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Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

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Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

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National security means arresting kids at school

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Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

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Nikki Haley denaturalized

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WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

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Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

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MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

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Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

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Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

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Enrique Tarrio released from prison

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Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

3 days ago

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“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

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Scorecard 2025

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WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

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LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

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Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

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Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

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The Oranges of Wrath

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Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

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