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Orange Pharaoh and Low Energy Greg to tour border together

“I have accepted the invitation of Texas Governor Greg Abbott to join him on an official visit to our Nation’s decimated Southern Border on Wednesday, June 30, 2021. The Biden Administration inherited from me the strongest, safest, and most secure border in US history and in mere weeks they turned it into the single worst border crisis in U.S history. It’s an unmitigated disaster zone. We went from detain-and-remove to catch-and-release. We went from having border security that was the envy of the world to a lawless border that is now pitied around the world. Biden and Harris have handed control of our border over to cartels, criminals, and coyotes. Drug dealers, MS-13 gang members, human smugglers, sex traffickers, and the criminal elements of the world now have free reign [sic]. Hospitals and schools are getting crushed and public health is being sacrificed all in service of a radical left anti-borders agenda” says the Orange Fat Bastard’s official statement.

Wanted to cut it off there, where Trump says “Hospitals and schools are getting crushed and public health is being sacrificed all in service of a radical left anti-borders agenda” as if the fat fuck didn’t crush all those himself last year with his dereliction in the face of the Coronavirus pandemic. It’s also interesting to note Trump all but completely dropped the southern border in his reelection campaign rhetoric. Whether this was because migration ground to pretty much a complete halt because of the pandemic and the mini-recession it caused or that Trump purposely toned it down to (ultimately successfully) peel off Latino votes (most likely some combination of both) is ultimately moot, because the “Build the Wall” mode Trump is back now.

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