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The National Zero articles we didn’t publish today

Thursday was a hell of a week. There’s too much going on for we three mere mortals to tackle appropriately and give the proper love and care. So here’s a roundup.

Nick Fuentes, the quite openly anti-semitic white nationalist 4chan bro who’s about to host a fundraiser for MAGA Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar got into a pretty vicious Twitter fight with Breitbart editor Joel Pollak (whom I’m going to assume is Jewish). The last exchange was Pollak saying “Jews don’t believe in hell, dumbass” and Fuentes responding with “You better start believing in hell piece of shit traitor”, so that’s some fun MAGA-on-MAGA violence to start with.

GETTR is already completely flooded with trolls pretending to be MAGA media personalities.

It gets even BETTR: “QAnon fans were initially excited about new MAGA social app Gettr, but they’re growing irate as moderators fail to keep lewd anime pics and the ‘pig poop balls’ meme out of the QAnon hashtag. One of the top results now features Sonic the Hedgehog crushing a guy with his feet” reports The Daily Beast’s resident QAnon expert Will Sommer.

It gets even extra BETTR: “A new social media network led by Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is backed by a fugitive Chinese billionaire who once invited Steve Bannon to live on his yacht. On Thursday, Miller announced the launch of ‘Gettr,’ a new social media app aimed at conservatives that promises to be ‘cancel-free.’ Trump fans wary of social media censorship on more prominent platforms like Twitter and Facebook started to sign up for the platform after Politico reported on the existence of the new site” also reported by Will Sommer at The Daily Beast.

The BETTRest: “Trump isn’t joining Jason Miller’s new social media platform, Gettr – won’t have any financial stake or participation, I’m told. Apparently the ex president still has plans for a separate platform. Unclear what exactly” – Bloomberg’s Jennifer Jacobs.

Not GETTR, finally – Here’s a clip from Capitol rioter and Oath Keeper Thomas Caldwell’s motion for a change of venue, arguing he couldn’t possibly get a fair trial in DC: “District residents not only despise Caldwell’s politics – they despise many things that traditional America stands for. District residents, who largely style themselves as chic, sophisticated, worldly, high-brow urbanites, are repulsed by rural America’s traditional values, patriotism, religion, gun ownership, and perceived lack of education. Conversely, rural America is repulsed by what it perceives as East and West Coast progressive snobbery, addiction to government funding, lack of moral values, and petulant intolerance for those with different viewpoints. The ‘Two Americas’ couldn’t be more different and largely despise and distrust one another” and what the hell kind of lawyer writes this shit?

Newly born-again MAGA faithful asshole JD Vance has been nuking his 2016-era tweets critical of the Orange Pharaoh, foreswearing all of his past apostasies as he launches his bid for the seat being vacated by retiring Ohio Senator Rob Portman. He REALLY wants that endorsement.

The sign on Vance’s podium fell off at the very moment he officially announced his campaign.

“Facebook is now asking neighbors to turn in their own neighbor who believes in free speech or something they don’t like. All’s you have to do is label them an ‘extremist’. There are no rules to their definition. This could be anything. They will be the judge” is the Gateway Pundit’s very much in-character reaction to Facebook’s new “extremism intervention” tool that was introduced to National Zero readers Thursday when it was deployed to hilarious effect on former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis.

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House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

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MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

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Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

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Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

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Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

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Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

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Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

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Floridians warned not to eat snow

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Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

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Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

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Why do we need more details?

11 hours ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

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Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

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“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

20 hours ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

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ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

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WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

1 day ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

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John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

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Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

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Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

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Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

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National security means arresting kids at school

1 day ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

1 day ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

1 day ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

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MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

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Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

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Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

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Enrique Tarrio released from prison

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Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

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“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

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Scorecard 2025

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WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

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LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

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Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

2 days ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

2 days ago

The Oranges of Wrath

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Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

3 days ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

3 days ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

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U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

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“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

3 days ago

Cotton and Ricketts meow at Trump’s pledge to save TikTok

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