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The National Zero articles we didn’t publish today

Thursday was a hell of a week. There’s too much going on for we three mere mortals to tackle appropriately and give the proper love and care. So here’s a roundup.

Nick Fuentes, the quite openly anti-semitic white nationalist 4chan bro who’s about to host a fundraiser for MAGA Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar got into a pretty vicious Twitter fight with Breitbart editor Joel Pollak (whom I’m going to assume is Jewish). The last exchange was Pollak saying “Jews don’t believe in hell, dumbass” and Fuentes responding with “You better start believing in hell piece of shit traitor”, so that’s some fun MAGA-on-MAGA violence to start with.

GETTR is already completely flooded with trolls pretending to be MAGA media personalities.

It gets even BETTR: “QAnon fans were initially excited about new MAGA social app Gettr, but they’re growing irate as moderators fail to keep lewd anime pics and the ‘pig poop balls’ meme out of the QAnon hashtag. One of the top results now features Sonic the Hedgehog crushing a guy with his feet” reports The Daily Beast’s resident QAnon expert Will Sommer.

It gets even extra BETTR: “A new social media network led by Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is backed by a fugitive Chinese billionaire who once invited Steve Bannon to live on his yacht. On Thursday, Miller announced the launch of ‘Gettr,’ a new social media app aimed at conservatives that promises to be ‘cancel-free.’ Trump fans wary of social media censorship on more prominent platforms like Twitter and Facebook started to sign up for the platform after Politico reported on the existence of the new site” also reported by Will Sommer at The Daily Beast.

The BETTRest: “Trump isn’t joining Jason Miller’s new social media platform, Gettr – won’t have any financial stake or participation, I’m told. Apparently the ex president still has plans for a separate platform. Unclear what exactly” – Bloomberg’s Jennifer Jacobs.

Not GETTR, finally – Here’s a clip from Capitol rioter and Oath Keeper Thomas Caldwell’s motion for a change of venue, arguing he couldn’t possibly get a fair trial in DC: “District residents not only despise Caldwell’s politics – they despise many things that traditional America stands for. District residents, who largely style themselves as chic, sophisticated, worldly, high-brow urbanites, are repulsed by rural America’s traditional values, patriotism, religion, gun ownership, and perceived lack of education. Conversely, rural America is repulsed by what it perceives as East and West Coast progressive snobbery, addiction to government funding, lack of moral values, and petulant intolerance for those with different viewpoints. The ‘Two Americas’ couldn’t be more different and largely despise and distrust one another” and what the hell kind of lawyer writes this shit?

Newly born-again MAGA faithful asshole JD Vance has been nuking his 2016-era tweets critical of the Orange Pharaoh, foreswearing all of his past apostasies as he launches his bid for the seat being vacated by retiring Ohio Senator Rob Portman. He REALLY wants that endorsement.

The sign on Vance’s podium fell off at the very moment he officially announced his campaign.

“Facebook is now asking neighbors to turn in their own neighbor who believes in free speech or something they don’t like. All’s you have to do is label them an ‘extremist’. There are no rules to their definition. This could be anything. They will be the judge” is the Gateway Pundit’s very much in-character reaction to Facebook’s new “extremism intervention” tool that was introduced to National Zero readers Thursday when it was deployed to hilarious effect on former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis.

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“So-called ‘Senator’ Jerry Moron…”

10 hours ago

President commands cronies to stop buying Canadian private jets

15 hours ago

Surprise! Ohio MAGA terrorist brother to disgraced state GOP operative and lobbyist with history of Epstein-ish behavior

21 hours ago

“New America” renaming the next major national project

1 day ago

Tennessee Trump store’s final day saw 12 customers stop by

2 days ago

FCC incel “looking at” punishing “fake polls”

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor’s approval at 24 percent with indies: NBC poll

2 days ago

Heralds of the MAGApocalypse

3 days ago

Ketamine Brain spending to help Picasso Face

3 days ago

Missouri Sec of State appeals gerrymander brick to Los Supremos

3 days ago

“Justice for HeeHaw” campaign takes dark turn, lawyer Chris P McCreme alleges harassment against cop-slain donkey’s owner

4 days ago

Enfeebled grandpa makes noises in front of cameras: Watch live

4 days ago

Orange God Emperor threatens to shut off all international trade

4 days ago

Diesel prices historic, incredible, no one’s ever seen anything like it

4 days ago

Gateway Pundit sounds the alarm on foreign propaganda bots

4 days ago

Missouri state Supreme Court tosses 2026 gerrymander

4 days ago

Crazy Maria fired for telling Trump that the Murdochs had banned coverage of his batshit election denying speech: Status News

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee lies to the American people in briefing room

5 days ago

Maria Bartiromo with Fox News no-mo

5 days ago

Machado speaks out against Nobel Prize owner’s oil plunder

5 days ago

Reporting on depleted ammo is treason and it’s also false anyway

5 days ago

House cancels two weeks of September session

5 days ago

Epstein bro Leon Black sues House Oversight to duck subpoena

5 days ago

Fox Newstress thinks GOP being gaslit into loser mentality

5 days ago

House GOP’s ill-advised Supreme Court cap amendment fails

6 days ago

President meets with travel execs to unlower prices: Watch live

6 days ago

Nothing stopping Trump from renaming Strait of Hormuz for himself

6 days ago

US Mint selling $1 Trump coins for $2.44 each

6 days ago

Comer too stupid to be trolling here

6 days ago

Apple Maps renames Lake Ontario before Trump minions do

6 days ago

Orange Fuhrer says Iran will be so defeated this time

7 days ago

Scalise hypes constitutional amendment to cap Supreme Court

7 days ago

Lake America approval rate at 14 percent: Reuters/Ipsos poll

7 days ago

Senescent old men talk about what’s wrong with Hollywood

1 week ago

Army Secretary Dan Driscoll quits

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Maybe he dies on camera finally

1 week ago

Kalshi fines, bans House GOP candidate for betting on her own bid

1 week ago

Change some of the nouns around on this Trump post

1 week ago

North Koreans don’t give a shit what Trump does

1 week ago

Maybe if they weren’t so focused on the reflecting pool…

1 week ago

More stuff goes kaboom in Iran

1 week ago

Great Leader promises state crackdown on subversive polling

1 week ago

MAGA Congresswoman admits voters’ “Trump fatigue” real

1 week ago

“There’s not really a point in passing this after the election”: House Republican staffer on bill to lower Americans’ electricity costs

1 week ago

Milo Yiannopoulos already deported to UK

1 week ago

Trump not mad at all about NYT story on his 9/11 schedule

2 weeks ago

Loomer takes credit for Milo Yiannopoulos’s ICE arrest

2 weeks ago

Astronauts wait awkwardly for inconsiderate orange asshole: Live

2 weeks ago

President announces sweeping new policy gesture to help famers

2 weeks ago

Officials fear secondary Himalayan flash flood

2 weeks ago

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